Alfie Deyes #5 What a ducking moron!

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Wow! No way!

was waiting for this gem to pop up on here

 

[Laughingforlife]

was waiting for this gem to pop up on here

He can't fool us

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

He can't fool us

Such a bleeping prat

 

[Laughingforlife]

Such a bleeping prat

Alfie needs a slap! Alfie needs a slap! Ee I Addy oh, Alfie needs a slap!

 

[Horatio]

Wow! No way!

Haha most unconvincing post ever. I love how he’s added “whilst in France” as a quick afterthought in case anyone thinks he means he hasn’t been using his amazing summer defining half pipe “whilst at home.”....imagine that?!

 

[Laughingforlife]

Haha most unconvincing post ever. I love how he’s added “whilst in France” as a quick afterthought in case anyone thinks he means he hasn’t been using his amazing summer defining half pipe “whilst at home.”....imagine that?!

He can't even use the effing thing!

 

[Horatio]

He can't even use the effing thing!

Right ? Have we still not seen any evidence of him going down it on a skateboard?

 

[Laughingforlife]

Right ? Have we still not seen any evidence of him going down it on a skateboard?

Nope. He's too scared about being judged for not being able to use it! He could say, "I'm not an expert, but I'll film my journey getting better at it so I can see how I've improved and I'll persevere" but no...

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

For someone who is meant to be a YoUTuBeR he doesn’t actually upload anything. He just buys a tit tonne of pointless bleeping crap and takes pictures of it for THE GRAM. Goofy fraggle rock bleep

 

[Laughingforlife]

For someone who is meant to be a YoUTuBeR he doesn’t actually upload anything. He just buys a tit tonne of pointless bleeping crap and takes pictures of it for THE GRAM. Goofy fraggle rock bleep

Has he stopped vlogging all together? Or has he just given up untill he needs the ad revenue to buy more silly toys?! He needs to stop wasting his money

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Has he stopped vlogging all together? Or has he just given up untill he needs the ad revenue to buy more silly toys?! He needs to stop wasting his money

So inconsistent with uploads. Secrets out has died. Last thing I remember was the CEO OF YOUTUBE tit

 

[Laughingforlife]

So inconsistent with uploads. Secrets out has died. Last thing I remember was the CEO OF YOUTUBE tit

The CEO of YouTube rubbish was in July if I remember correctly???

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

The CEO of YouTube rubbish was in July if I remember correctly???

Such a boring bastard isn’t he

 

[Laughingforlife]

Such a boring bastard isn’t he

Is he ever! As I said. He needs a slap!

 

[Youtubegossip]

Last video was the piece of tit puzzle one where he claimed slapping a picture of zoe and the 2 puzzles into a 3 split for a thumbnail had taken him hours. And then wasted half the video over explaining the puzzle

 

[Jelly Bean]

Wow! No way!

Oh if only Alfie was at home he could be doing licherally sick tricks. Like he never ever does the rest of the time.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Last video was the piece of tit puzzle one where he claimed slapping a picture of zoe and the 2 puzzles into a 3 split for a thumbnail had taken him hours. And then wasted half the video over explaining the puzzle

Oh of course it was!!

 

[SavetheDrama]

Someday, we’re going to find out that Alfie is actually a Black Mirroresque social media project, not a real person.
His persona’s been engineered to see just how much bullshit people will like and follow on social media.
He can’t be a real person, I refuse to believe it!

 

[Jelly Bean]

Someday, we’re going to find out that Alfie is actually a Black Mirroresque social media project, not a real person.
His persona’s been engineered to see just how much bullshit people will like and follow on social media.
He can’t be a real person, I refuse to believe it!

Omg that is brilliant. You are right. All the clues are there. Meteoric rise to wealth by doing, erm, what is it he does exactly? He is an experiment. Like a Tamagotchi.

 

[StephenTJackson]

Omg that is brilliant. You are right. All the clues are there. Meteoric rise to wealth by doing, erm, what is it he does exactly? He is an experiment. Like a Tamagotchi.

Like a tamagotchi.

So can we just put him in a coat pocket and forget about him for six months, when we finally remember him, he’s died.