Alfie Deyes #5 What a ducking moron!

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Mmmmm, miss it, you daren't use the bloody thing🤔. You miss it about as much you miss Zoe when you're away😂😂😂
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Of course he needed to add Zoe dead last in these images. Gotta get those likes!!!

The fact he's not showing off his body from being absolutely shredded from his 90-day challenge speaks volumes. I think that's why he never did a before and after follow-up video. It would have been minimal results and if anything Morgan probably had the most noticeable results. After all Morgan can't be outshining Alfie in his own challenge that he created and failed at. #doyourfutureselfafavourandworkhardtoday
 

Of course he needed to add Zoe dead last in these images. Gotta get those likes!!!

The fact he's not showing off his body from being absolutely shredded from his 90-day challenge speaks volumes. I think that's why he never did a before and after follow-up video. It would have been minimal results and if anything Morgan probably had the most noticeable results. After all Morgan can't be outshining Alfie in his own challenge that he created and failed at. #doyourfutureselfafavourandworkhardtoday

God I hate him more and more with every picture. He thinks he’s absolute hot stuff when he looks like some skinny teen geek virgin

He thinks it’s so cool and edgy to order one of everything from the shop. No Alfie it’s bleeping greedy. There are so many homeless people he could give food too. It’s like his £1 challenge when he took 12 donuts home and let them rot. Honestly hope this wet wipe goes skint at some point
 
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So he’s come home from the chippy with “one of everything” and I’m sorry but it’s like he’s actually wanting a reaction on here...?!?! 😂😂😂😂🙄

Absolute idiot!
Bloody hell, they certainly have some fancy fish and chip shops down south😳😳. Quinoa😳😳. Noooo, up here in the north I wouldn't dare ask for quinoa in a fish and chip shop, I'd get laughed out of the neighbourhood 😂😂😂
 
So he’s come home from the chippy with “one of everything” and I’m sorry but it’s like he’s actually wanting a reaction on here...?!?! 😂😂😂😂🙄

Absolute idiot!
Look at the size of those sausages though !

Bloody hell, they certainly have some fancy fish and chip shops down south😳😳. Quinoa😳😳. Noooo, up here in the north I wouldn't dare ask for quinoa in a fish and chip shop, I'd get laughed out of the neighbourhood 😂😂😂
I think he was taking the piss...

Are we all clued up on Mark's beauty regime, ladies? He has new product-gifted, naturally. Go on, have a look, you know you want to.
 
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