Alfie Deyes #5 What a ducking moron!

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Alightened said:
Why is everything he ever wears oversized🙄. I suppose he thinks it makes him look a bit more bulked up and manly. Sorry to disappoint you Alfie Boy, but you still look like a skinny prepubescent teenager 😂😂
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I think it makes him look runtier because it doesn’t fit properly, just makes you think there is nothing underneath, which let’s be honest, there isn’t.
 
Yep, sums up Alfie, no intelligence 😂😂.
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pineapple9 said:
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......says the bleeping MILLIONAIRE.
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Who only ever donates to charity super privately apparently.

All these things where he gets his minions to donate he could easily say for every £ i’ll Match it up to a couple of grand or something. Never does though. Never pays for anything.

Wonder if he even picks up the tab on all these expensive brunches he forces the boys into
 
I would absolutely LOVE to play mouse in their house for a day, just to see what these two actually do all day. I honestly can't imagine them ever holding up a normal conversion? Cuddling? Kissing? Even looking at eachother seems hard to do if you ask Alfie. They probably spend their days in seperate rooms in their giant mansion, Zoe watching some tit on TV and Alfie playing with his two billion toys.
So damn sad.
 
pineapple9 said:
I would absolutely LOVE to play mouse in their house for a day, just to see what these two actually do all day. I honestly can't imagine them ever holding up a normal conversion? Cuddling? Kissing? Even looking at eachother seems hard to do if you ask Alfie. They probably spend their days in seperate rooms in their giant mansion, Zoe watching some tit on TV and Alfie playing with his two billion toys.
So damn sad.
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They might have a secret playroom with toy cars in it for Alfie
 
Do you think the fact that he's always filmed mixed with the fact that she probably doesn't want to be affectionate while filming has had an effect on their physical relationship? Or do you think it's just the fact that they've grown up and out of love? 🤔 Real question of the afternoon 😂
 
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