Alfie Deyes #5 What a ducking moron!

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electricmallows said:
Do you think the fact that he's always filmed mixed with the fact that she probably doesn't want to be affectionate while filming has had an effect on their physical relationship? Or do you think it's just the fact that they've grown up and out of love? 🤔 Real question of the afternoon 😂
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I’ve always thought it was Alfie that doesn’t like to show affection and pda not Zoe.
 
When alfie said “whoever wins gets £100”
And Zoe said she’d rather win 100 min of massage instead.. not even a 100 in one session just 10 min little massages over a period in time
Mark made a comment on how alfie wouldn’t want to do that
And Zoe went “yeah he’d rather give me £100”

.. that’s very telling
She obviously loves massages
So even if he doesn’t like to give them he could do that just to make her happy
Also the fact that even mark “a friend/outsider” instantly comments on the fact alfie would never...
Very telling
He just rather throws money at anything.. even his romantic relationship
That’s alfie
 
pineapple9 said:
I would absolutely LOVE to play mouse in their house for a day, just to see what these two actually do all day. I honestly can't imagine them ever holding up a normal conversion? Cuddling? Kissing? Even looking at eachother seems hard to do if you ask Alfie. They probably spend their days in seperate rooms in their giant mansion, Zoe watching some tit on TV and Alfie playing with his two billion toys.
So damn sad.
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Come on.. They're so in love
 
boredjess said:
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Determination? Oh yeah, Alfie deyes the man who sticks things out until the end with determination and until he’s mastered them.

Said. No one. EVER.

Skateboarding
Pogo stick
Piano
Slack line
Kayak ( nipped home in between)
Personal trainer/ getting ripped
Year of content
Challenger games entry

Soon to be cycling.... the list is honestly endless. Is Zoe that in love with this cretin she’s gone blind

Can we get Jake Paul to box him or something. I’m not violent but would love to see Alfie get knocked out with a swift blow to his duck off chin
 
Youtubegossip said:
Determination? Oh yeah, Alfie deyes the man who sticks things out until the end with determination and until he’s mastered them.

Said. No one. EVER.

Skateboarding
Pogo stick
Piano
Slack line
Kayak ( nipped home in between)
Personal trainer/ getting ripped
Year of content
Challenger games entry

Soon to be cycling.... the list is honestly endless. Is Zoe that in love with this cretin she’s gone blind

Can we get Jake Paul to box him or something. I’m not violent but would love to see Alfie get knocked out with a swift blow to his duck off chin
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Any updates on the motorbike? I think he just gets things to be cool. He's like someone in secondary school who buys all branded things to be popular. It doesn't work when you're an adult 🙄
 
Youtubegossip said:
Determination? Oh yeah, Alfie deyes the man who sticks things out until the end with determination and until he’s mastered them.

Said. No one. EVER.

Skateboarding
Pogo stick
Piano
Slack line
Kayak ( nipped home in between)
Personal trainer/ getting ripped
Year of content
Challenger games entry

Soon to be cycling.... the list is honestly endless. Is Zoe that in love with this cretin she’s gone blind

Can we get Jake Paul to box him or something. I’m not violent but would love to see Alfie get knocked out with a swift blow to his duck off chin
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Didn’t he buy running gear too ? As if he needed specific stuff and couldn’t use regular gym clothes when I’ve never seen him run since.
And how many times has he used that snowboard? Maybe once?! Sure he lives in Brighton but several winters have passed when he could have taken it on a trip.
Climbing seems to be the only thing he has stuck at regularly consistently so although he also bought some pointless items I’ll give him a pass for that.
 
I know this is a stupid question but does he ever sit quietly reading a book? Or does it always have to be attention seeking?
I was thinking about his stupid Pointless books recently and realised how utterly wasteful and disposable they are. Can't donate them to charity shops or pass them on when you've finished (after 5 mins). Still, keep using that metal straw Alfie.
 
Horatio said:
I don’t know lots about him but he seems to be a favourite “inspirational speaker” among some of the richest, least talented YouTubers. Hearing that’s his message is not at all surprising.
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It’s the same with all these motivational speakers. Pretend your an expert in something so that you gain followers, once you gain followers start selling courses, seminars, podcasts to them.

If you are sooo super successful at what you do why do you need to or have the time to teach everyone else to do it.

Maybe just me but I hate tit like that. Tony Robbins is another

Even his own wiki page says he’s an expert at digital marketing. He’s a marketer and marketing his tit to people. Yes, successfully so he is a successful businessman I guess, but meh, up there with mlm for me.

Sorry to divert from Alfie
 
Youtubegossip said:
It’s the same with all these motivational speakers. Pretend your an expert in something so that you gain followers, once you gain followers start selling courses, seminars, podcasts to them.

If you are sooo super successful at what you do why do you need to or have the time to teach everyone else to do it.

Maybe just me but I hate tit like that. Tony Robbins is another

Even his own wiki page says he’s an expert at digital marketing. He’s a marketer and marketing his tit to people. Yes, successfully so he is a successful businessman I guess, but meh, up there with mlm for me.

Sorry to divert from Alfie
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I completely agree. Motivational speakers are basically con artists in my eyes. It’s so weird how popular they are in America. I can’t help but judge the intelligence of people who are really into that stuff and can’t see it’s just a form of brainwashing / not that different to cults and religion. That’s not to say I’m judging someone who likes watching the odd ted talk by someone with an inspirational story. That’s different. But once money starts changing hands and the person is revered for anything they say, then you have to question it.
 
Horatio said:
I completely agree. Motivational speakers are basically con artists in my eyes. It’s so weird how popular they are in America. I can’t help but judge the intelligence of people who are really into that stuff and can’t see it’s just a form of brainwashing / not that different to cults and religion. That’s not to say I’m judging someone who likes watching the odd ted talk by someone with an inspirational story. That’s different. But once money starts changing hands and the person is revered for anything they say, then you have to question it.
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Well that’s why Alfie is obsessed. He’s their target audience, some easily led rich dick who will waste money on their motivational tit. If people are stupid enough to pay it let them
 
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