Alfie Deyes #5 What a ducking moron!

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STJ_95 said:
He should come and spend a few days living my life, up at 5:15am to leave for work at 6am.

And I will go live the privileged, easy life of Alfie Deyes, send it on the slack line, be savage on the piano and do some super sick drone shots, and obviously be super sick, savage and sending it all at once on the half pipe. All in one day, before sipping on my filtered water with ice using my reusable straw. Before then ordering endless amounts of #gifted takeout in plastic containers to eat in bed. And wearing super cool skater brand clothing FuturesElf. 😂😂😂😂
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You’d have to fawn over Zoe and possibly her equally annoying brother though so....
 
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What should we make of this picture on his Insta🤔. Has he fallen off it, is he pissed off with it, has he forgotten how to ride it?🤔. I'm concerned he's fallen off and grazed his knees and Mummy Deyes has come to take him home🙄. What does anyone else think?😂
 
Alightened said:
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What should we make of this picture on his Insta🤔. Has he fallen off it, is he pissed off with it, has he forgotten how to ride it?🤔. I'm concerned he's fallen off and grazed his knees and Mummy Deyes has come to take him home🙄. What does anyone else think?😂
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He needs to add training wheels and get a kiss on his boo boo from his dearest mummy after falling off and getting an ouchie!!!

Or it could be because it's not an ideal day for riding his bike because the sun is going down, there are bugs, the wind, his teeth hurt, he has to go home for someone's bday/celebration, his 905683278 camera stopped working, or he needs to take a break to hawk more ugly Future's Elf merchandise on the 'gram!

I mean the list can go on with the excuses Alfie gives. He does all these posts on his IG and tries to pretend he's so licherally savage but we all know that this is Alfie. It's all for show without any of the substance. This biking journey of his is a new hobby bc he's bored and never mastered his half-pipe that he never goes on.
 
Youtubegossip said:
Is his exciting 6 day trip Zoe’s friends wedding? Or is he bleeping off somewhere on his own?

I tell you what I wouldn’t be letting him use my wedding as his content if I was her
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He's with her
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Also he's looking for new artists for futuremerch and sampling new merch

Yeah Elf, you need some new ideas.
all these ugly stuff needs to be thrown out
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boredjess said:
He's with her
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Also he's looking for new artists for futuremerch and sampling new merch

Yeah Elf, you need some new ideas.
all these ugly stuff needs to be thrown out
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I bet Zoe's only got those headphones on so she doesn't have to listen to Alfie prattle on about how sick his new venture is going to be. The new venture that'll probably never see light of day🙄🙄🙄
 
Maddie, the bride, is Zoe's manager from Gleam. She has very long blonde wavy hair, don't know if it is extensions or not. Zoe probably took hers out to ensure her new do didn't distract attention from the bride. She is a very caring boss you know and aware of her responsibilities as a social media superstar. I am amazed she has gone to the wedding given her anxiety and inability to go anywhere outside her own home unless its for the gram.
 
boredjess said:
I believe the hair extensions are still around
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Also GUYZ he's dropped new merch. They're sick!! Available In green colour now

Green like an elf
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Omg at least wear a ponytail or a bun or something to gather all the hair together
She legit has a “lob” cut hanging over her shoulders and 22” inch long hair hanging down her back :s


She used to be a “beauty” guru and give hair tutorials on YouTube with different braids and up-dos etc.
Now if her hair stylist doesn’t come to her house and curl her hair for her every time after she washes it she can’t even take care of her extensions

Also ofcourse poppy is wearing a black denim jack over her summer dress when you can tell by everyone else’s clothing it’s hot there :/
The whole flower dress/sneakers/ and either denim or leather jacket is seriously the only outfit she has been wearing for 3 years straight :/ and it’s not a good look!!!
If u see her from the back or side (sometimes even from the front not gonna lie) you can confuse her for her mother...

 
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boredjess said:
I believe the hair extensions are still around
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Zoe and Tanya are like a walking advertisement for why you should NEVER EVER get your hair done by Samantha Cusick and her team even if it's gifted. Unless having fried and tortured hair is a new trend that I haven't been made aware of?! Why did she even get extensions when it requires some effort and maintenance to care for them. This is the same girl who doesn't wash her hair for ten days.

Also, Zoe is the last person that should be hawking out those fashion apps (liketoknowit and 21 Buttons) when her style is questionable at the best of times or when she morphs into Poppy with the jumper/long skirt-to-hide-my-cankles combo. I saw in her thread that she did another shopping haul from Zara and I'm disgusted (as if she doesn't have enough clothes, what about all those pom pom jumpers she bought last year). The Amazon rainforest is still on fire, there are wild fires happening all around Europe/ rest of the world, and instead of thinking about the planet, her and Alfie and all about pushing their fast fashion habits so they can make a buck to spend on more stupid stuff that they ABSOLUTELY don't need. Oh but I guess Alfie's reusable straw makes them so environmentally friendly or something.
 
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