Well, there is the ringworm Alfie is carrying and probably spreading to Zoe. Does That count as Alfie putting a ring on it.The only rings they'll ever wear
You know he probably still has the ringworm! It’s a bond those two can share and when Zoe asks for a ring or brings up marriage. That technically she has a ‘ring’ of sorts from him.Well, there is the ringworm Alfie is carrying and probably spreading to Zoe. Does That count as Alfie putting a ring on it.
Ah yes. All those tote carrying skaters.... it’s not merch though it’s a sick brandHis latest merch is a tote bag
I'm no fashion expert but that merch is really ugly isn't it? And the Futures Elf motto is meaningless. Just landfill fodder really.View attachment 35454 q
Of course he's got Luke 'Love Myself' Franks modelling his 'streetwear'...
I bet Mark Ferris is soooo jealous and sweating his tan off over Frankyboy in this SICK lewkkk
Wasn't Mark sucking him off at some point? Or did they just go on holiday together for sick insta content as 'mates' ???
That's before he knew it wouldn't sellRemember when he WASN’T GONNA bleeping PROMOTE IT ALL THE bleeping TIME
It’s so basic!That's before he knew it wouldn't sell
It's not very imaginative, let's put it that way.It’s so basic!
It’s pretty much a Primark tee with FuTuREseLf on it
LICHERALLY so tragicIt's not very imaginative, let's put it that way.
LICHERALLY so sad!LICHERALLY so tragic
LICHERALLY so sad!
Honestly. Same.LICHERALLY seen more original designs in Primark 2bh...
I don’t mind Luke Franks too much myself, so am seriously judging his desperation for modelling Futures Elf merch. It’s not a good look.View attachment 35454 q
Of course he's got Luke 'Love Myself' Franks modelling his 'streetwear'...
I bet Mark Ferris is soooo jealous and sweating his tan off over Frankyboy in this SICK lewkkk
Wasn't Mark sucking him off at some point? Or did they just go on holiday together for sick insta content as 'mates' ???
I wouldn't mind if they were together. However, lost a tad of respect after that picture with futures elf merch!I don’t mind Luke Franks too much myself, so am seriously judging his desperation for modelling Futures Elf merch. It’s not a good look.
Officially, Mark and Luke were only on holiday in Japan as friends. I personally questioned whether they were in fact bleeping, I certainly wouldn’t say no to Luke. And did wonder if Mark had been on his knees for Luke when Mark somehow managed to get work as part of the BRIT Awards that Luke also did.
Odds on he starts banging on about sustainability, not using single use plastic carrier bags, inevitably mentions his reusable straw, but still orders takeaway in plastic containers or shows some other wasteful behaviour in his next vlog.His brand that was apparently aimed at skaters and definitely not merch. Which skateboarder is going to carry this around. Carry their skateboard in it maybe??
He’s basically just gone through a merch supplier and found the thing with the biggest margin he can slap his font onto View attachment 35484 q
Odds on he starts banging on about sustainability, not using single use plastic carrier bags, inevitably mentions his reusable straw, but still orders takeaway in plastic containers or shows some other wasteful behaviour in his next vlog.