Alfie Deyes #5 What a ducking moron!

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Alightened said:
He would never have had a real job, he wouldn't have stuck to it. He's way too lazy to apply his mind to anything for long. He's all talk and no action is old Alfie Boy.

He might have managed washing up in a cafe for a day or two... maybe🤔. No you're right, I can't come up with anything either😂😂😂😂
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Ha ha ha ha. I work in a very busy cafe and there is no way he would handle the washing up there. It’s not actually an easy job (well where I work anyway)
 
So he was on Instagram stories like "guys the new video was suppose to come at 7pm. Its 7.05pm and I'm still deciding on a thumbnail because they are soooo important these days on YouTube"


Ladies and gent the thumbnail he choose........(of course Zoe)
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I like how Alfie doesn't even give an explanation for why he hasn't uploaded videos in two weeks in his latest vlog (which no suprised has a screen cap of Zoe). He just expects his mum three fans to lap it up. You know because he was so busy doing things or whatever.

Also, Alfie needs to stop modeling in the Future's Elf stuff. The merchandise is fugly to begin with and I know him and his sister have these grand delusions that they can model but they are not professional or even amateur models. Do everyone a favor and let that fantasy go, Deyes fam.

Unless the whole point of this line is that you look miserable wearing it.

Otis94 said:
"Year of content" He's managed 50 vids over both his channels and Zoe has managed 10.
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Yeah but is 50 videos between two channels with most of the year through an impressive figure? Especially someone like Alfie who has so much free time on his hands and a good chunk of those video totals came from Vlogmas or ideas he's ripped off from other YT-ers? Also, let's not forget he can't deliver on other challenge videos he starts (hello 90 day challenge RIP) and never completes them and then moves onto something else. Zoe doesn't count since she has her newfound "vlog fear" she's pandering to her fans atm... I won't even touch on that.

What actual quality video has Alfie put out this year? I genuinely can't think of any. All I've learn from him this year is that his new teeth were a gifted mistake, he escaped another year of not having to propose to Zoe, he has no idea how to take care of or fix his Range Rover when it breaks down, major publications don't take him and his job seriously, and he doesn't know how to properly do charity vlogs. Oh and treats his friends like :poop:. I'm sure he has more redeeming qualities that I can't think of off the top of my head but I don't consider this year to be his "year of the content". I mean ten years later and this is what he has to show for it. Yikes...
 
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thenomad said:
I like how Alfie doesn't even give an explanation for why he hasn't uploaded videos in two weeks in his latest vlog (which no suprised has a screen cap of Zoe). He just expects his mum three fans to lap it up. You know because he was so busy doing things or whatever.

Also, Alfie needs to stop modeling in the Future's Elf stuff. The merchandise is fugly to begin with and I know him and his sister have these grand delusions that they can model but they are not professional or even amateur models. Do everyone a favor and let that fantasy go, Deyes fam.

Unless the whole point of this line is that you look miserable wearing it.


Yeah but is 50 videos between two channels with most of the year through an impressive figure? Especially someone like Alfie who has so much free time on his hands and a good chunk of those video totals came from Vlogmas or ideas he's ripped off from other YT-ers? Also, let's not forget he can't deliver on other challenge videos he starts (hello 90 day challenge RIP) and never completes them and then moves onto something else. Zoe doesn't count since she has her newfound "vlog fear" she's pandering to her fans atm... I won't even touch on that.

What actual quality video has Alfie put out this year? I genuinely can't think of any. All I've learn from him this year is that his new teeth were a gifted mistake, he escaped another year of not having to propose to Zoe, he has no idea how to take care of or fix his Range Rover when it breaks down, major publications don't take him and his job seriously, and he doesn't know how to properly do charity vlogs. Oh and treats his friends like :poop:. I'm sure he has more redeeming qualities that I can't think of off the top of my head but I don't consider this year to be his "year of the content". I mean ten years later and this is what he has to show for it. Yikes...
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Living on a £1 was quality. Was this year? All his tit blurs into one but I was totally there for that duck up.
 
I wish so much Alfie would challenge Jake Paul to fight in the next boxing match. Don't get me wrong I can't stand Jake Paul but he is committed to training in a way Alfie can only dream of. Maybe I'm actually being mean by wishing him to get hurt. That's not what I want as much as him to lose some delusion... in a public arena.
 
Horatio said:
I wish so much Alfie would challenge Jake Paul to fight in the next boxing match. Don't get me wrong I can't stand Jake Paul but he is committed to training in a way Alfie can only dream of. Maybe I'm actually being mean by wishing him to get hurt. That's not what I want as much as him to lose some delusion... in a public arena.
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Alfie would never do that, he knows his lane and stays firmly in it.

Alluded he was going to do the challenger games just so he could put it in a title, never mentioned again. He had no intention of doing it. Imalexx was there and he’s a much smaller youtuber so I’m guessing if he wanted in he’d have got in.

Won’t take jackmaate up on his offer of an open chat, instead hand picked the two weaklings
He’ll never push himself with anything that will make him look stupid and that he can’t fling money at to control
 
Youtubegossip said:
Alfie would never do that, he knows his lane and stays firmly in it.

Alluded he was going to do the challenger games just so he could put it in a title, never mentioned again. He had no intention of doing it. Imalexx was there and he’s a much smaller youtuber so I’m guessing if he wanted in he’d have got in.

Won’t take jackmaate up on his offer of an open chat, instead hand picked the two weaklings
He’ll never push himself with anything that will make him look stupid and that he can’t fling money at to control
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I know that really - and I guess Alfie does so he has some self awareness unlike KSI's quite ridiculous brother. It would be glorious though...
 
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