Alfie Deyes #5 What a ducking moron!

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Concentrating on not getting a lob on while staring at his own reflection.
 
Horatio said:
I wish so much Alfie would challenge Jake Paul to fight in the next boxing match. Don't get me wrong I can't stand Jake Paul but he is committed to training in a way Alfie can only dream of. Maybe I'm actually being mean by wishing him to get hurt. That's not what I want as much as him to lose some delusion... in a public arena.
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Jake would punch those veneers out in a single jab.
 
I'd never heard of the song before, but for context here's the lyrics to the like 1 minute song lol:

Baby you braved it / I understand you had a bad day and tit / So I say something dumb as duck / And luckily it gives you a facelift / But really I couldn't take it / Especially when the volume is raising / She came in the room / Now my mind is racing / You care too

Where to? / 3 days in a row my plans fell through / Crying in a hotel room / You listen / If I could I'd be staying at the edition / For real / I would meet you at a certain time / And take my time and make my decision / For real I'm only ever trying to help you / It's only ever love (in a hotel room)

Uhhhh ok Alfie
 
Otis94 said:
Nooooo, I licherally feel like my brain cells are slowly dying. I need to stop hate watching him otherwise i'm gonna start dressing like a buffoon, shouting "SEND IT" every five seconds and desperately brown nosing everyone in site like a really insecure pre adolescent with a terribly specific version of tourettes.
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Don’t forget ‘Yo!’ and the most irritating ‘SICK’
 
One of the things I've always found most annoying about him is his tendency to over explain the most simple things. The new video was one of the worst times. Close to 5 minute intro to explain an incredibly simple concept that you basically grasp from the title -or at most needed 30 seconds to explain the lazy prize. We did not need the context of the first time he challenged 'the boys.'
Ugh also the video is boring as hell. He is not at all good at coming up with entertaining video ideas.
 
Yel said:
This is the guy that spent a minute explaining that 7am was both in the morning and early
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He should come and spend a few days living my life, up at 5:15am to leave for work at 6am.

And I will go live the privileged, easy life of Alfie Deyes, send it on the slack line, be savage on the piano and do some super sick drone shots, and obviously be super sick, savage and sending it all at once on the half pipe. All in one day, before sipping on my filtered water with ice using my reusable straw. Before then ordering endless amounts of #gifted takeout in plastic containers to eat in bed. And wearing super cool skater brand clothing FuturesElf. 😂😂😂😂
 
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