Alfie Deyes #5 What a ducking moron!

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Ha love how is post is basically him trying to make an excuse for his lack of work saying it’s all part of the longer term. Okay Alf
 

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For goodness sake just no words. Get yourself sorted Alfie ...its long overdue. Spouting so called inspirational quotes and of course monetising them as merch to your gullible young followers such an aspirational lifestyle NOT!!!. Now some of your "boys" are calling you out - albeit "jokingly" in their vlogs. Oh and while I am here pseudo gang speak from rappers in the US (of whom few were/are real hard asses) dos not sit well or believably with white middle class "boys" from Brighton who would run a mile from any real gangland situation where many if not most conform as they see no escape and to leave or fail means the ultimate exit..... licherally, no tit. They buy into a gang because either they were forced, its a family or for protection. Not for a pose. Certainly not to spend their days buying useless tit. or striking an insta for the gram don't you know.
 
MarthaJay said:
For goodness sake just no words. Get yourself sorted Alfie ...its long overdue. Spouting so called inspirational quotes and of course monetising them as merch to your gullible young followers such an aspirational lifestyle NOT!!!. Now some of your "boys" are calling you out - albeit "jokingly" in their vlogs. Oh and while I am here pseudo gang speak from rappers in the US (of whom few were/are real hard asses) dos not sit well or believably with white middle class "boys" from Brighton who would run a mile from any real gangland situation where many if not most conform as they see no escape and to leave or fail means the ultimate exit..... licherally, no tit. They buy into a gang because either they were forced, its a family or for protection. Not for a pose. Certainly not to spend their days buying useless tit. or striking an insta for the gram don't you know.
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He's about as inspirational as a rainy Monday in January😴
 
STJ_95 said:
For fucks sake! What a bleep!

Alfie: Guys, guys! I have this super sick, super savage reusable straw. Got to send it to save the planet.
Also Alfie: Gets taxi home with his bicycle because he is too lazy to ride it home.

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Oh but look at his tired little exhausted face though. Poor little Alfie😭. His mummy will have called the taxi for him because she doesn't want her baby boy overdoing it. That's actual sweat on his brow you know😂😂😂
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