Alfie Deyes #4 A poorly made GTA character

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Just look at that super toned stomach🙄🙄. 90 days and he should have at least had a bit of a six pack showing. He obviously forgot about sit ups😏. Some transformation😂😂😂

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Just look at that super toned stomach🙄🙄. 90 days and he should have at least had a bit of a six pack showing. He obviously forgot about sit ups😏. Some transformation😂😂😂

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He’s got pudge going on with that stomach when looking close. In regular standards and all I wouldn’t say he’s fat or anything but for someone who says they worked out and ate well for 3 MONTHS!!!!! he has nothing to show. He didn’t even do the challenge 😂 what a joke
 
I can't believe Alfie is trying to jump on the environmentally-friendly bandwagon (re: plastic straws).

He's got to be one of the worst offenders. Buying trendy branded bottled water, purchasing endless amounts of un-necessary tat/gadgets to use once and then forget about, the swimming pool, fast fashion, mass producing PointlessBlog merch that mostly gets unsold and probably ends up in landfill, driving a huge petrol-guzzling car, eating out every day or ordering takeaways, buying a new camera every time it breaks rather than getting it repaired. Why is he lecturing us on being environmentally friendly. lol.

If there's a bandwagon or trend (Fortnite, veganism, Pride, skate culture, voting Tory, bouldering), Alfie will try and jump on it. It's cringe.
 
STJ_95 said:
They are in Greece, and instead of eating out to experience local cuisine, they made pasta bolognese. 😤😤🙄🙄

Seriously need to get a life.

Morgan definitely the one who looks best after 90 Days.
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I really feel like Alfie's done at *least* one uncomfortable thing towards Morgan.



I find it crazy we can't actually tell if he's gay or straight. I just feel like as soon as we think one thing, it seems another, but it could be anything tbf... ah god... all I know as I think I'm now with STJ and feel like I'm asexual. Looking at his body has... killed everything.
 
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He's going to rinse the absolute tit out of this isn't he...comedian of the year, 10/10 for hilarity and wit. I wonder if comedy will be his new short-lived hobby now that he seems to have already lost interest in the skate ramp?

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leigh213 said:
I really feel like Alfie's done at *least* one uncomfortable thing towards Morgan.



I find it crazy we can't actually tell if he's gay or straight. I just feel like as soon as we think one thing, it seems another, but it could be anything tbf... ah god... all I know as I think I'm now with STJ and feel like I'm asexual. Looking at his body has... killed everything.
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Alfie is 100% asexual because he is an 8 year old trapped in a grown man's body and definitely still thinks sex is funny and a bit gross.
 
blurstoftimes said:
He's going to rinse the absolute tit out of this isn't he...comedian of the year, 10/10 for hilarity and wit. I wonder if comedy will be his new short-lived hobby now that he seems to have already lost interest in the skate ramp?

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Alfie is 100% asexual because he is an 8 year old trapped in a grown man's body and definitely still thinks sex is funny and a bit gross.
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I predict a "We Need To Have a Chat" video in the not so distant future when he states this
 
I love how he's like " vlogging is great for the group, but it does usually mean I'm the last to get to where we're going." uh huh.. yeah. That's because you have the LEAST stamina out of everyone involved. Even Zoe can leave you in her dust. He acts like the camera just slows him down by nature... is it weights on your ankles?

OMG I'm in tears!!! I wish I knew how to make a gif out of a yt video that long because him running at the 6:00 mark literally looks like he's a ragdoll being drug by someone else. His limbs are all over the place out of control like his feet are just carrying his unwilling body down the hill at a rapid rate. It's hysterical!!
 
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So Zoe's gone and Nala is gone? Can the idiot not be trusted alone to feed the dog and let her out (it's not like Zoe walks her when she's home so not like he would be expected to go above and beyond what she does...or doesn't do). How pathetic, he can't even look after his own pet after what 4 years? My parents left me home alone for a week at a time when I was 17 to take care of a house and garden and look after the dog, all while I was in school and working. It's not hard. Just shows how damn lazy and irresponsible he is.
 
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