With all the shite he consumes, it's hardly surprising he's puffing and panting when he tries to run. It's a constant carb and sugar fest for him and Zoe. They'll regret it if they don't try and get a better diet between them. Nala looks fitter than them, and that's saying somethingPizza in bed again
AlfieOn Twitter he is trying to be faux shocked that someone said he was a member of the 'illuminate' (sic). Obviously secretly thrilled (once he looked it up) as makes him look vaguely interesting and important.
Eyerolls god is he SOOOO CRINGY AND LAMEAlfie
I think someone down here in Alabama has had their truck hijacked by Alfie. Quick! Flash headlights twice if under duress!!
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OMG WOW!! really? I wouldn't have expected that! Hello!Woah, hello fellow Alabamian! [emoji1366]
Pissed. But not surprised? He’ll have an army of mice and rats living under it by nowI’m just still pissed he’s letting that skate ramp rot in their garden.
He has not skated it!!!!!!!!
A perfect representation of how wasteful and bleeping useless he is.
Pissed. But not surprised? He’ll have an army of mice and rats living under it by now
I can imagine him being exactly the kind of person that will take up Scientology or something just to get talked about
He has got to be the most ridiculous poser out there.Horsie is asking for advice
He wants to know how to tell if the pour over coffee's too strong or too weak... He says he never knows
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