Alfie Deyes #4 A poorly made GTA character

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Well, I succumbed and watched his latest vlog🙄. It was moan, moan, moan for most of it. He also threw in a few "send its" along the way🤣. "Let's send it Bro". But, what made me laugh most was when the poor person near the beginning fell in, not once, but twice, and Alfie and his savage Bro gang just filmed it and commented on it, but neither of them rushed forward to help the poor bugger😡.

Oh how I wish he'd have capsized his bloody kayak, or got charged at by those cows😂. Now that would have made up for me losing 30 minutes of my life watching him whinge😂
 
He’s from Brighton and lived in London and doesn’t know the its the River Thames not the Thames River?!?

I’m actually pleased he found youtube because there is no way he could do a normal job which requires any brain usage
 

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Pizza in bed again 😂
With all the shite he consumes, it's hardly surprising he's puffing and panting when he tries to run🙄. It's a constant carb and sugar fest for him and Zoe. They'll regret it if they don't try and get a better diet between them. Nala looks fitter than them, and that's saying something 😂😂😂
 
On Twitter he is trying to be faux shocked that someone said he was a member of the 'illuminate' (sic). Obviously secretly thrilled (once he looked it up) as makes him look vaguely interesting and important.
 
I’m just still pissed he’s letting that skate ramp rot in their garden.

He 👏🏼 has 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 skated it!!!!!!!! 😑😑😑

A perfect representation of how wasteful and bleeping useless he is.
Pissed. But not surprised? He’ll have an army of mice and rats living under it by now

I can imagine him being exactly the kind of person that will take up Scientology or something just to get talked about
 
Eating a greasy dominos pizza in bed should only be reserved for when suffering from a particularly severe hangover...these two are LICHEERALLY the most disgusting slobs ever

Pissed. But not surprised? He’ll have an army of mice and rats living under it by now

I can imagine him being exactly the kind of person that will take up Scientology or something just to get talked about

Alfie is a cult recruiter's wet dream because he is so incredibly stupid and impressionable, and he has a huge ego that would be easy to flatter and manipulate.
 
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