Alfie Deyes #4 A poorly made GTA character

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Maybe I'm reading too much into it but he seemed a little bit insensitive when Zoe was showing her goofy side dancing around the living room so he whipped out his camera and started laughing at her
 
Srh1984 said:
She was doing that the other day with holly. It’s so bleeping cringe and all an act for the camera imo
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Ohh okay sorry, I didn't see that. I just thought it was an Alfie thing 🙄 I just know from experience if my s/o or I was dancing around the place and a camera came out, we'd feel a bit deflated that it's not a private moment anymore. I figured she was the same in that scenario..but if she's done it before then I don't feel as bad 🤷
 
electricmallows said:
Ohh okay sorry, I didn't see that. I just thought it was an Alfie thing 🙄 I just know from experience if my s/o or I was dancing around the place and a camera came out, we'd feel a bit deflated that it's not a private moment anymore. I figured she was the same in that scenario..but if she's done it before then I don't feel as bad 🤷
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Was on Instagram when holly was babysitting when Alfie was away. Dancing in the garden to spice girls, but exactly like she was last night
 
So I’ve got this theory about Alfie and why he never considers Zoe in his future. When they started going out he was younger and has always acted like he is young and getting started in his career and businesses. He sees himself as one day being an adult and learning how to do adult things and living an adult life, but while he is in his early twenties, he has focused on YouTube and all the opportunities that brings. Alongside this, he has been coddled by his family, his money, and the need for childish content. He still
Has roughly the skills and maturity level of a 19 year old.

I think he thinks that one day he will be a ‘proper’ adult but that’s somewhere far off in the future. He will have a husky, and kids, and know how to cook and clean a bbq, take care of possessions, and host parties etc. but in the meantime his focus is elsewhere.

Where he has missed the boat is that while many people have ‘adult’ aspirations when they are young, they tend to slowly learn new skills and gradually become they adult they once aspired to be. To do this they cope with challenging situations, generally be independent while living within their means, seek out ways to become better people who support their family and friends, without remaining the ‘baby’ of the family.

What has happened is that he has remained roughly the maturity level of someone who had just moved out of home, but without the consequences. For example, suddenly you have to pay your own way on a budget you are less accustomed to when living at home. You have to learn how to take care of things, as you pay for them with hard earned cash, you have to nurture your relationship with family as you are no longer the child or centre of the world and you have to make an effort to redefine relationships as a maturing adult, you have to learn how to do your own gardens, shop and cook for a week of work, maintain your hobbies etc.

All of this stuff he sees as stuff he will know when he is a proper adult. The problem is he is doing nothing to work towards being this person - it’s just a fantasy he tells himself. To get back to my original point, he is now 26 and hasn’t developed at all. He doesn’t see marrying Zoe or doing of these things as actually happening anytime soon as he likely doesn’t feel anything near an adult yet.

At 26, he has time, but a radical change to his current priorities needs to occur to get anywhere near doing actual adult things. Poor Zoe and the imaginary life is a long way off.
 
Today's the end of the 90 day challenge and photos got taken everybody!! gotta love a hardworking guy!! Running on treadmill 2 hours before photo taking!!

Gotta love the results!! Fake tan and Photoshop!

Only the teeth's real
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boredjess said:
Today's the end of the 90 day challenge and photos got taken everybody!! gotta love a hardworking guy!! Running on treadmill 2 hours before photo taking!!

Gotta love the results!! Fake tan and Photoshop!

Only the teeth's real
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Actually even his teeth aren’t real since he had them done. The horse look was intentional. It’s a lewk.

Everyone get your popcorn and magnifying glasses ready in order to spot the teeny tiny minuscule changes in his body after 90 days!
 
mustbeme said:
In the meantime you can feast on his vlog and hear him whining about kayaking and running and blabla and asking us to donate money without telling us what for:poop:
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So he doesn't even go into the charity's aims and objectives even on his vlog about the charity kayaking thing? Can't imagine him being so vague about Future's Elf stuff. Is he really just genuinely a bit simple? Does he think charity talk is not cool or hip enough for his viewers as he now has to maintain his new hipster persona :LOL::LOL::LOL:
 
Jelly Bean said:
So he doesn't even go into the charity's aims and objectives even on his vlog about the charity kayaking thing? Can't imagine him being so vague about Future's Elf stuff. Is he really just genuinely a bit simple? Does he think charity talk is not cool or hip enough for his viewers as he now has to maintain his new hipster persona :LOL::LOL::LOL:
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It's literally the best charity and you literally can't find a better charity and they literally couldn't have raised more money and it was the best thing ever and he has had more pain than you can possibly imagine by kayaking the most savage river you could ever find.

.. and he literally has no idea what regenerate does
 
I called it in a previous post that he would fail to explain the what the charity was about in his kayaking vlogs and he certainly didn’t disappoint... Honestly how hard is to explain what the charity is about?! I honestly don’t think even to this day he knows. He only did this because it was an opportunity to do a lads trip and pretend he was always this outdoorsy sporty type. Even the clips of him running were like three seconds before he’s winded and gasping for air. Yeah, yeah he mentioned he doesn’t do cardio but he’s that out of shape when he’s been doing this so-called 90 day challenge... He might look like a horse but he sure doesn’t have the stamina of one.

I swear 99.7% of that vlog was him complaining about how sore his feet and back were, his hay fever, and his cameras not working properly. Oh but yes, don’t forget to donate to the charity that even Alf doesn’t know what it’s about. It’s totes for a good cause or something something.
 
thenomad said:
I called it in a previous post that he would fail to explain the what the charity was about in his kayaking vlogs and he certainly didn’t disappoint... Honestly how hard is to explain what the charity is about?! I honestly don’t think even to this day he knows. He only did this because it was an opportunity to do a lads trip and pretend he was always this outdoorsy sporty type. Even the clips of him running were like three seconds before he’s winded and gasping for air. Yeah, yeah he mentioned he doesn’t do cardio but he’s that out of shape when he’s been doing this so-called 90 day challenge... He might look like a horse but he sure doesn’t have the stamina of one.

I swear 99.7% of that vlog was him complaining about how sore his feet and back were, his hay fever, and his cameras not working properly. Oh but yes, don’t forget to donate to the charity that even Alf doesn’t know what it’s about. It’s totes for a good cause or something something.
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Not watched it but how are his feet sore? The majority was sitting on his arse in a kayak?!
 
Youtubegossip said:
Not watched it but how are his feet sore? The majority was sitting on his arse in a kayak?!
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He's upset because his Mummy didn't rush to meet him after his epic rowing trip😢😢. He had to make his own way home, all by himself😢😢😢. There was no welcome home party or anything😢😢😢🎻🎻🎻🎻🎻. He didn't even get an award😢😢😢🎻🎻🎻. He'll have nightmares about the trip for years to come, and none of you care😢😢😢😢😢🎻🎻🎻🎻. You're a cruel, heartless lot😂😂😂😂😂
 
Of course at the very beginning of their walk to the Thames, HIS group gets lost and goes the wrong way 😂 only 5 minutes into this vlog and he’s already complaining. Goddddddd 🙄🙄🙄🙄

While walking to the Thames he stopped for a coffee!!!??? What the faaaaack 😂😂😂😂 guys I cannot get through this vlog it’s really that bad. He’s huffing and puffing away. God I hate this kid.
 
He mentions in the intro alone that for 10 days he was busy getting equipment and "ready" overall and spreading awareness about the charity? whoobeewhaty? Oh yes, all the hard work sharing about their mission and all that. REuugghghghg.

I wonder HOW many times a day he complains about things? I bet he tries to tell every friend, every acquaintance and Zoe about how he feels all day long. Then he tries to do it a different way like not an outright complaint but he tries to hype it up and smile while he says it like " YOHHHHH my legs are stingin' haha, wow"..... .. just ANYYYYthing to get across that something on him hurts.

What if he were actually in hospital with a legit illness? Can you imagine the fanfare over him in there? Jesus.
 
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