Alfie Deyes #4 A poorly made GTA character

[cuzisayso]

I just accidentally kinda posted this in zoellas thread even though I went off on alfie :’) so I’ll just post it here

But about his last insta stories with him listening to “scream” music:

I didn’t expect him to give a whole concert in the car and scream along or whatever
But OH MY GOD that last insta story on his insta were he is filming himself bopping along with his head side to side like Stevie Wonder with that dumbass smile on his face .. like.. wtf are you doing?!
He is so out of place anywhere.. even listening to music in his own car he looks like he doesn’t belong
He has such a poser vibe that just follows him everywhere!!!

And then ofcouuuurse he films Zoe some more cause not only did Zoe needed 4 videos of herself hating on the music on her Instagram they then need to pretend all over again on his Instagram how much she hates it ... cause.. content baby!!!
How sad to be in the car with your significant other and you keep have to “re-act” to the same thing to snap it for multiple social media accounts.... -_-

 

[Jelly Bean]

I went to look at the video and it's such a joke
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Does all those things make you want to buy that cap

You can only get away with moody model poses if you are really good looking. Otherwise you look like a right wally. Back in the day Alfie's persona was of cheeky enthusiastic chappy (still an irritating prat of course). He is not and will never ever will be cool. He tries too hard and is so unoriginal and uninspiring. It comes across as a bit desperate these days. He must know most people laugh at him - I bet The Guardian article hit him harder than he has ever let on. Not that he appears to have learned anything from it.

 

[Youtubegossip]

You can only get away with moody model poses if you are really good looking. Otherwise you look like a right wally. Back in the day Alfie's persona was of cheeky enthusiastic chappy (still an irritating prat of course). He is not and will never ever will be cool. He tries too hard and is so unoriginal and uninspiring. It comes across as a bit desperate these days. He must know most people laugh at him - I bet The Guardian article hit him harder than he has ever let on. Not that he appears to have learned anything from it.

That’s exactly it he got popular by being the weird, uncool kid. Now he’s got some money he thinks he’s zac effron. Sorry hun, but you’re still the weird uncool kid.

 

[boredjess]

I just accidentally kinda posted this in zoellas thread even though I went off on alfie :’) so I’ll just post it here

But about his last insta stories with him listening to “scream” music:

I didn’t expect him to give a whole concert in the car and scream along or whatever
But OH MY GOD that last insta story on his insta were he is filming himself bopping along with his head side to side like Stevie Wonder with that dumbass smile on his face .. like.. wtf are you doing?!
He is so out of place anywhere.. even listening to music in his own car he looks like he doesn’t belong
He has such a poser vibe that just follows him everywhere!!!

And then ofcouuuurse he films Zoe some more cause not only did Zoe needed 4 videos of herself hating on the music on her Instagram they then need to pretend all over again on his Instagram how much she hates it ... cause.. content baby!!!
How sad to be in the car with your significant other and you keep have to “re-act” to the same thing to snap it for multiple social media accounts.... -_-

The funniest is in zoes IG story, the part of the song that was playing was, "look what you've done to yourself"

 

[thenomad]

The thing is Alfie looks fine in his latest IG stories so I guess we are going to hear all about his soreness and pain from his lad's kayaking trip in his upcoming vlog then... Great. Really looking forward to that nonsense.

I'm still trying to figure out how Future's Elf is different from the Pointless Blog merch? I mean other than the name change it's still ugly design and logos on clothes that are overpriced. All the self-promotion only makes it seem like he's desperate to move the unsold merchandise. After all, he needs to make money in order to spend it on the next big thing that he absolutely doesn't need and will hardly use.

 

[captainxpudding]

I just accidentally kinda posted this in zoellas thread even though I went off on alfie :’) so I’ll just post it here

But about his last insta stories with him listening to “scream” music:

I didn’t expect him to give a whole concert in the car and scream along or whatever
But OH MY GOD that last insta story on his insta were he is filming himself bopping along with his head side to side like Stevie Wonder with that dumbass smile on his face .. like.. wtf are you doing?!
He is so out of place anywhere.. even listening to music in his own car he looks like he doesn’t belong
He has such a poser vibe that just follows him everywhere!!!

And then ofcouuuurse he films Zoe some more cause not only did Zoe needed 4 videos of herself hating on the music on her Instagram they then need to pretend all over again on his Instagram how much she hates it ... cause.. content baby!!!
How sad to be in the car with your significant other and you keep have to “re-act” to the same thing to snap it for multiple social media accounts.... -_-

Maybe he thinks metal/screamo fits in with the sk8er boi persona he’s trying? Enter Shikari aren’t gonna be interested in his Futures Elf merch. However I’d love to see Alf in a mosh pit so if this is his new phase I’m here for it.

 

[cuzisayso]

How has his body changed? HOW?!?!?!
I’m sure we’re gonna get these “before and after” pictures and he is going to trrryyyyyy and make it look like something
(he is already trying hard with the spray tan just for the after pictures -_-)

But for someone who has been beastin’ in the gym and eating right for 3 whole months
Wtf does he have to show for it?
I don’t see abs forming on his stomach
I don’t see bigger arms
Don’t get me started on the legs
I meaaannn... Any form of any muscle ???

 

[StephenTJackson]

How has his body changed? HOW?!?!?!
I’m sure we’re gonna get these “before and after” pictures and he is going to trrryyyyyy and make it look like something
(he is already trying hard with the spray tan just for the after pictures -_-)

But for someone who has been beastin’ in the gym and eating right for 3 whole months
Wtf does he have to show for it?
I don’t see abs forming on his stomach
I don’t see bigger arms
Don’t get me started on the legs
I meaaannn... Any form of any muscle ???

If I could be bothered I would go find an old vlog where he got a spray tan so we could compare then and here, but I can’t be bothered after working 12 days straight.

 

[Alightened]

How has his body changed? HOW?!?!?!
I’m sure we’re gonna get these “before and after” pictures and he is going to trrryyyyyy and make it look like something
(he is already trying hard with the spray tan just for the after pictures -_-)

But for someone who has been beastin’ in the gym and eating right for 3 whole months
Wtf does he have to show for it?
I don’t see abs forming on his stomach
I don’t see bigger arms
Don’t get me started on the legs
I meaaannn... Any form of any muscle ???

I'm surprised though that he's not got a huge neck like the Hulk carrying around those giant teeth every day. They must be weighty

 

[Jelly Bean]

How has his body changed? HOW?!?!?!
I’m sure we’re gonna get these “before and after” pictures and he is going to trrryyyyyy and make it look like something
(he is already trying hard with the spray tan just for the after pictures -_-)

But for someone who has been beastin’ in the gym and eating right for 3 whole months
Wtf does he have to show for it?
I don’t see abs forming on his stomach
I don’t see bigger arms
Don’t get me started on the legs
I meaaannn... Any form of any muscle ???

I don't get it. Why. Why would you inflict that picture on the general public?

 

[Youtubegossip]

How has his body changed? HOW?!?!?!
I’m sure we’re gonna get these “before and after” pictures and he is going to trrryyyyyy and make it look like something
(he is already trying hard with the spray tan just for the after pictures -_-)

But for someone who has been beastin’ in the gym and eating right for 3 whole months
Wtf does he have to show for it?
I don’t see abs forming on his stomach
I don’t see bigger arms
Don’t get me started on the legs
I meaaannn... Any form of any muscle ???

Why are his boxers so baggy and loose

 

[StephenTJackson]

Why are his boxers so baggy and loose

Guys, he’s so massive guys, all his double dinners and gymming hard guys, he’s so savage. He has to wear extra large size clothes because he is licherally so big.

All honestly, he really needs to buy underwear that actually fits properly. Nothing worse than baggy boxers, it makes you seem like you pack less and is extremely unflattering to have so much excess material. It’s why boxer briefs are perfect underwear, a bit of support, and good fit for flattering look.

 

[GossWhore]

How has his body changed? HOW?!?!?!
I’m sure we’re gonna get these “before and after” pictures and he is going to trrryyyyyy and make it look like something
(he is already trying hard with the spray tan just for the after pictures -_-)

But for someone who has been beastin’ in the gym and eating right for 3 whole months
Wtf does he have to show for it?
I don’t see abs forming on his stomach
I don’t see bigger arms
Don’t get me started on the legs
I meaaannn... Any form of any muscle ???

Think he might of used this one they sell for a bit of "definition"

 

[Apple In My Pie]

That caption is so embarrassing.

 

[Gigglez]

Why are his boxers so baggy and loose

Because he has a vagina

 

[Youtubegossip]

Steve looks like he’s done duck all too.

I for some reason was expecting Steve to be ripped as he strikes me as quite active but I was wrong.

Skinny little Morgan is actually more ripped than both of them and without being horrible as he seems like quite a nice kid he always looks pretty skinny so I’m surprised.



Those teeth

 

[Horatio]

Steve looks like he’s done duck all too.

I for some reason was expecting Steve to be ripped as he strikes me as quite active but I was wrong.

Skinny little Morgan is actually more ripped than both of them and without being horrible as he seems like quite a nice kid he always looks pretty skinny so I’m surprised.



Those teeth

Steve?? Really?!? He has always been ever so slightly on the chubby side. He made an extra effort with a PT for his wedding and looked quite good but didn't really stay in shape long. Not that he is close to overweight but he has always seemed to struggle with it a bit. I know this from Louis Cole's videos who is blessed with amazing genetics in that area and seems to be able to be both slim and maintain a six pack with little to no effort.

 

[thenomad]

How has his body changed? HOW?!?!?!
I’m sure we’re gonna get these “before and after” pictures and he is going to trrryyyyyy and make it look like something
(he is already trying hard with the spray tan just for the after pictures -_-)

But for someone who has been beastin’ in the gym and eating right for 3 whole months
Wtf does he have to show for it?
I don’t see abs forming on his stomach
I don’t see bigger arms
Don’t get me started on the legs
I meaaannn... Any form of any muscle ???

First of all my poor eyes. I wish brain bleach or selective amnesia was a thing because I didn't want to see this on his stories. He needs to put a warning caption beforehand. *WARNING- Not suitable for audience of all ages and esp. those who are not gullible to *

Also, if this is ALL that he achieved in 90 days then I'm not impressed at all. 90 freaking days and he still looks the same physically. I figured he wasn't going to be ripped but I can't wait to see how he spins his 90 day before and after results. I mean his legs are skinnier than Zoe's... He looks nothing like his lockscreen that was his body goals. Not even close...

 

[Jelly Bean]

Steve looks like he’s done duck all too.

I for some reason was expecting Steve to be ripped as he strikes me as quite active but I was wrong.

Skinny little Morgan is actually more ripped than both of them and without being horrible as he seems like quite a nice kid he always looks pretty skinny so I’m surprised.



Those teeth

Ahaha he looks like Ross when he has both the tanning and whitened teeth disasters combined.

 

[Youtubegossip]

Steve?? Really?!? He has always been ever so slightly on the chubby side. He made an extra effort with a PT for his wedding and looked quite good but didn't really stay in shape long. Not that he is close to overweight but he has always seemed to struggle with it a bit. I know this from Louis Cole's videos who is blessed with amazing genetics in that area and seems to be able to be both slim and maintain a six pack with little to no effort.

Haha fair enough, I only see Steve on Alfie’s videos.

My point is that Steve and Alfie definitely ain’t done tit in that 90 days.