Alfie Deyes #4 A poorly made GTA character

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STJ_95 said:
Many, many, many years ago, I think they actually lived together for a while in London, before Alfie got scared of the big city and went back home to Brighton and the protection of his mummy being five minutes away.

They were obviously both part of the BritCrew and Gleam so put on friendly fronts for business, but I don’t think they actually hung out together in ages, I think last year maybe there was one little visit from Alfie to Caspar’s apartment. But they are probably more acquaintances these days than friends.
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First of all, thank you Yel for that, or I wouldn't have seen them and I was bummed everyone saw something great I missed.

I think Alfie's just the friend everyone secretly ( or not so) makes fun of because well.. endless material. I think they're considered "mates" to the public but honestly.. he's a joke to even his friends.
 
leigh213 said:
First of all, thank you Yel for that, or I wouldn't have seen them and I was bummed everyone saw something great I missed.

I think Alfie's just the friend everyone secretly ( or not so) makes fun of because well.. endless material. I think they're considered "mates" to the public but honestly.. he's a joke to even his friends.
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Exactly, without his money he’s nothing. Mannnn I cannot wait to see their money run dry and see him have to actually make it in the real world.
The kid may think he has a work ethic but everyone knows he’s utter shite!
 
Srh1984 said:
It’s an absolute con if he sells the yellow one online. He said that was pop up shop exclusive so anyone who travelled just to get that, could have stayed home to order it. ( I know hardly anyone did travel but you get my point ha)
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To be fair, I’m not surprised. As soon as I saw it was a ‘pop up shop’ exclusive I knew it wouldn’t be. Dan and Phil did a pop up shop this time last year and had a similar ‘exclusive’ item only for the item to then pop up online a short while later. Yes, it does feel like a rip off/ploy to get you to buy extra, especially when they Big it up as being ‘sOoOoO eXcLuSiVe’ 🙄
 
Apple In My Pie said:
To be fair, I’m not surprised. As soon as I saw it was a ‘pop up shop’ exclusive I knew it wouldn’t be. Dan and Phil did a pop up shop this time last year and had a similar ‘exclusive’ item only for the item to then pop up online a short while later. Yes, it does feel like a rip off/ploy to get you to buy extra, especially when they Big it up as being ‘sOoOoO eXcLuSiVe’ 🙄
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Ah yeah I’m not surprised. It’s disgusting they get away with misleading people into thinking the only way to get hold of it is by going to the pop up though. Typical YouTuber shady behaviour
 
Apple In My Pie said:
To be fair, I’m not surprised. As soon as I saw it was a ‘pop up shop’ exclusive I knew it wouldn’t be.
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It probably would have been if it sold out. Like the sugg x deyes merch - didn't he keep telling people they missed out on it if they didn't make it there? He's got no choice, the unsold merch must be really mounting up - still trying to sell the 2019 calendar
 
Ooooo this is a big improvement, it hides his big gob🤣🤣
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Alightened said:
Ooooo this is a big improvement, it hides his big gob🤣🤣
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Lolllll he should wear that everyday, his best ever purchase.
But for real though... they’re going to buy all of this stuff for the kayak thing and then bail, he will not last... it was such a joke when him and Steve both got seasick out in the ocean that day, only out there for like 3 minutes 🙄
 
Alightened said:
Ooooo this is a big improvement, it hides his big gob🤣🤣
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I'm surprised it was able to cover his gnashers. Last minute as usual. Does Alfie know the concept of time at all?

We all know that Alfie and his friends have barely been training for the charity race. It's going to be hilarious to see the vlog if he even goes through with it. I don't get why he thinks just buying all this merchandise will have him better prepared for the race. Is that hood going to help with his cardio and stamina? Or does he think screaming into the void "oiii send it" will be enough?

I want to see him enter a marathon after this or better yet a triathlon. Since Alfie is soooo fit and all these things are just so easy to do.
 
RandomWatcher said:
Surely he would have been doing some training for this kyacking thing? But we havent seen much evidence of that. Does he really think that's a good idea with no training in the leadup??
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Don’t need to train. He’s bought all the top equipment innit, and he’ll have double Nando’s for protein before he starts to give him that energy guyyzzzz

Don’t. You. Worry
 
RandomWatcher said:
Surely he would have been doing some training for this kyacking thing? But we havent seen much evidence of that. Does he really think that's a good idea with no training in the leadup??
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As far as I can tell, this is a multi-day event being run by a charity, and Alfie hasn't yet said how long he is doing. I don't think he's even doing the full London segment - he will just turn up for an hour for PR for the charity (read: PR for HIMSELF) and then piss off back to Brighton. There is no way he is doing the full 215 miles...
 
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