Alfie Deyes #2 Dull Adventures With His Dubai Dentures

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Srh1984 said:
AJ from strictly pro’s with about 200k has gotten a Dsquared suit. Still LOLIng the best Alf could do was Topshop. Although he probably only tried sorting it this afternoon

Conor Maynard has a Dsquared suit too ?? poor Alf in his roll neck
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AJ is doing a better job of getting himself on all the shows and not seeming like a prick.

Is Alfie's suit even fitted properly? He's dressed like somebody from 1968 ran into him through the time stream and dumped off old clothes they didn't want anymore.
 
Alightened said:
Hold the front page??... should we be excited for this??????. He's got the stupid, badly rolled up chinos on again, different trainers though. He's trying to look edgy, but just looks like he got dressed in the dark????
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Ofc Alfie is one of those entitled twats that thinks it's alright to lounge across seats on public transport.
 
He's trying SO hard to sound like he appreciates life and where he lives and the "little things"all around him but he just strains so miserably to do so. It sounds like it's painful for him, and it's painful for me so I wish he'd just stop pretending.

He doesn't care; he's still doing all he does for the money and them losing relevance is making him feel like he needs to appeal to different people with different ideals, but it's just so desperate.

Least he knows how the pebbles on the beach got there, usually it's somebody else having to explain stuff to Alfie as he gives some " yoh"'s of affirmation here and there. Can't believe Dianne thinks somebody comes and delivers stones to the beach... this group! :oops:

He's also never going to deviate from "sick", I repeat, NEVER! Describes Big with Tom Hanks as being sick. Alfie, man, you have to get a thesaurus and at least look up some new words if you can't come up with any in your head.
 
Alfie ended up here. Whilst Saffron Barker had a table? Lool
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Can someone give me a quick explanation on the #AD vs. sponsored vs. gifted? TIA. ~or as it pertains to the ‘lie, cheat, & steal’(ers). He is a real ‘Tool.’ Hehe. Great song.

He does think he’s Mr. GQ. His teeth are embarrassing (I think he must have regret?) & Zoe’s front teeth just keep growing. I have nothing more to add. I don’t follow their trail of narcissistic tit like I used to. Good to see they are fading fast.
 
FaLaLaLaNahLer said:
Can someone give me a quick explanation on the #AD vs. sponsored vs. gifted? TIA. ~or as it pertains to the ‘lie, cheat, & steal’(ers). He is a real ‘Tool.’ Hehe. Great song.
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Go to page 15, the flow chart is really good at distinguishing and simply explaining what makes something an ad or sponsored content, gifted generally comes under sponsored content. But new CMA guidance means using #spon is no longer acceptable, it all needs #AD whatever form of ad it classes as with the brand tagged.

Roughly though
An AD is paid for content where brand has editorial control. Must be declared as #AD with brand tagged

Sponsored post is paid for content but brand doesn’t have editorial control, meaning they can’t ask for specific things to be said, tags to be used etc. But still has to be declared as #AD with brand tagged, since #spon is no longer an acceptable tag under new CMA guidance.

Gifted is products of services given for free to be used, there is no editorial control, there is no money paid for it. Generally tagged as #gifted (Lily Pebbles tagging them as #PRgift because she is a special snowflake is not acceptable) But latest CMA guidance also required gifted to feature additional declaration of #AD and tagging the brand as well.
 
Jelly Bean said:
I watched Alfie's Joe and Dianne vlog and it came to me what it reminded me of. Andrew Lincoln in Love, Actually filming Kiera Knightly (Dianne). Poor Zoe sidelined with increasingly futile efforts to get his attention.
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I love how he was filming having a conversation on the beach and Dianne starts calling Joe. You could hear Alfie start to stutter, like he didn't want joe to come over. He loved having Dianne's full attention and who could blame him Dianne is hot
 
He’s had some sort of reading based on his dress sense (busy day) it says:

‘You put past and present to create a whole new genre’
‘You have always been the one to turn your friends onto the next big thing’

Oh and he’s too cool for pop songs... fanboy of 1d and Taylor SWIFT.

Whoever did that reading needs a new career, his card couldn’t be anymore wrong ha

Sorry can’t screenshot so those are from memory so might not be accurate.

I mean the dress sense is true, he’s definitely created a whole new homeless / Russell brand vibe.
As for him being the one to get people onto the next bit thing I LOLed. Alfie is never that person, he’s usually following the next big thing
 
Alightened said:
Would you all care to rise to your feet and give loud applause??, this guy is a real trooper, he never stops. I hope he doesn't burn himself out?.
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As blurry as that picture is I can still make out how hard Alfie is trying to concentrate without blurting savage or licherally. It must be painful for him to not be talking about his favorite subject--talking about himself. And you know it takes him like 30 mins max to do an edit. I don't know why he feels the need to put on a front that he's such a hardworker. His vlogs always show otherwise.
 
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