Alfie Deyes #2 Dull Adventures With His Dubai Dentures

[leigh213]

Beam me up Scotty??
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I bet he saw an orb for the next 5 hours.

 

[GossWhore]

I bet he saw an orb for the next 5 hours.

He's gonna do a 3 part conspiracy theory on it [emoji23]

 

[GossWhore]

Alfies character analysis from Zoes launch...looooooooooooool

 

[Jelly Bean]

Alfie was at his poetry slam last night (the poet was the gang leader in his vlog). Who else has a horrible feeling this might lead him to be inspired and start writing his own?

 

[Youtubegossip]

Alfie was at his poetry slam last night (the poet was the gang leader in his vlog). Who else has a horrible feeling this might lead him to be inspired and start writing his own?

I thought you was going to say 'who else has a horrible feeling Alfie is going to start a gang' would LOVE that hahah

 

[Yel]

Who else has a horrible feeling this might lead him to be inspired and start writing his own?

Oh I would like this, poetry about the difficulties he faces in life - like that time Waitrose was out of his fave box of sushi and he had to get a different box.

 

[Youtubegossip]

Oh I would like this, poetry about the difficulties he faces in life - like that time Waitrose was out of his fave box of sushi and he had to get a different box.

Sounds like he tried to get Ryan Taylor to go for dinner with him last night, with 5 minutes notice - so he ended up eating alone haha! Typical Alf

Shame really - he could have told him how he's left the two customised BMXs' he gave them in the garden to rot

 

[Jelly Bean]

Does he really think people will just drop everything at a moment's notice to have a licherally savage time with him? So presuming Zoe went to London for the launch then went straight home again. And what does he look like here - that hat!

 

[Youtubegossip]

Does he really think people will just drop everything at a moment's notice to have a licherally savage time with him? So presuming Zoe went to London for the launch then went straight home again. And what does he look like here - that hat!

He always looks like a sack of tit - nothing ever fits properly. The clothes are too big and the hat so small it makes his head look huge, pay for a stylist - it's an investment.

 

[Jelly Bean]

He looks like he's won a competition to meet his idols.

 

[Alightened]

Alfie was at his poetry slam last night (the poet was the gang leader in his vlog). Who else has a horrible feeling this might lead him to be inspired and start writing his own?

I bloody well hope not???. Can you just imagine it???.

 

[Doobeedoo]

Does he really think people will just drop everything at a moment's notice to have a licherally savage time with him? So presuming Zoe went to London for the launch then went straight home again. And what does he look like here - that hat!

Zoe shows more affection for this dude then she does in any photos of her and Alfie !

 

[GossWhore]

Alfie was at his poetry slam last night (the poet was the gang leader in his vlog). Who else has a horrible feeling this might lead him to be inspired and start writing his own?

I don't know why he was there. There was a lot of prominent black and asian Creatives and celebs such as Stormzy is 72 years old....................................................... then Alfred Sidney Deyes

 

[Jelly Bean]

I don't know why he was there. There was a lot of prominent black and asian Creatives and celebs such as Stormzy is 72 years old....................................................... then Alfred Sidney Deyes

Oh no. My innards are shrivelling in cringe for him.

 

[GoodGoss]

I like the way he’s put this guys @ in the bottom right corner, so when he does it with ‘#gifted or #ad’ it doesn’t come across as sneaky.
“It’s just where he puts info booiis”

 

[boredjess]

WTHHHH is this???????
what is this posing suppose to be??? The only thing I can think of is like a monster/alien is gonna crawl out. Or maybe he's auditioning to be some serial killer

 

[boredjess]

Alfie was at his poetry slam last night (the poet was the gang leader in his vlog). Who else has a horrible feeling this might lead him to be inspired and start writing his own?

he'll need to hire that ghost writer of zoe's. the 2 of them have a vocabulary of 50 words max!

 

[Gigglez]

WTHHHH is this???????
what is this posing suppose to be??? The only thing I can think of is like a monster/alien is gonna crawl out. Or maybe he's auditioning to be some serial killer

The “style” of the Deyes siblings is utter horror isn’t it ?

 

[boredjess]

@Gigglez I know that outfit was free, but the Deyes siblings does aim to spend a lot but look poor

and isn't he quite tall, like why is he trying to look like a giraffe or something

 

[jammy]