Alfie Deyes #2 Dull Adventures With His Dubai Dentures

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Him trending on Twitter with the 1975 is everything. Attached the awkward video of the gurning dentures and not knowing any of the words.

It's totally an advert for a charity as he got all the right hashtags on, he doesn't even follow them. There's no way he paid for his ticket and quite possibly got paid a fee, but no ad or gifted on Instagram or Twitter!
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He can’t even talk about the cause of the Charity just needs to say he is complying with CMA/ASA guidelines - he isn’t! He probably thinks just going to the event is evidence of his loads of charity work.

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He's deleted that now and the tweet last night that broke the rules. But why Alf I thought you were following the rules?

Such an embarrassment.

Edit he's deleted the Instagram stories also. I think O2 or warchild have given him a ticking off. Would be so easy to avoid situations like this if he just followed the guidelines on gov.uk
 
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He's deleted that now and the tweet last night that broke the rules. But why Alf I thought you were following the rules?

Such an embarrassment.

Edit he's deleted the Instagram stories also. I think O2 or warchild have given him a ticking off. Would be so easy to avoid situations like this if he just followed the guidelines on gov.uk
Between, The 1975 fans slamming him, failing to disclose ads properly, and generally coming across as a twit. It isn’t good for him. Where are Carver PR in all this, maybe all they do is tell him to delete tit after he makes himself look a fool. Even after years as a Gleamer he has never learnt how to not make himself look a twit online!
 
Look at his stance when fans are questioning him outside if he even knows one of their classic songs. They only have 3 albums so not that many tracks.



So many great tweets, this AD deserved to be huge car crash - money from a charity, not a fan of the band and taking away a place from a real fan.



 
He can’t even talk about the cause of the Charity just needs to say he is complying with CMA/ASA guidelines - he isn’t! He probably thinks just going to the event is evidence of his loads of charity work.

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HAHA little witch is STILL bitter he has to declare stuff - The amount of stuff he's had to declare in the last week shows how much he was getting/doing before and not mentioning.

Just caught up on Joe's blog and Joe is way better than him at slack line already and Alfie is talking about getting a halfpipe in his garden for summer hahahah

That one with Alfie's search history made me LOL
The video shows how awkward he is, his stance with his arms crossed is very defensive
 
He likes to pretend he only does ads with brands and companies he trusts, likes, uses himself etc. But we know that isn’t true and he will do ads with any brands as long as they pay enough money.

He’d go to the opening of an envelope if he got paid enough for it. And probably get a paper cut in the process.
 
lol couldn’t resist, a close up of a thumbnail of one of his videos from like 4 years ago. ?
 

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I guess Alfie is finally getting a taste of what it's like to not be constantly doted for everything stupid thing he does. The whole backlash with the ASA/CMA guidelines (apparently reading up on the rules is really hard guys) and getting ripped apart on Twitter by The 1975 fans... This is a timeline I can fully get behind. I am definitely going to enjoy watching this trainwreck crash and burn.

We're only two months into the year. I guess it really is the year of the content for Alfie. Just not the way he expected it to be...
 
I guess Alfie is finally getting a taste of what it's like to not be constantly doted for everything stupid thing he does. The whole backlash with the ASA/CMA guidelines (apparently reading up on the rules is really hard guys) and getting ripped apart on Twitter by The 1975 fans... This is a timeline I can fully get behind. I am definitely going to enjoy watching this trainwreck crash and burn.

We're only two months into the year. I guess it really is the year of the content for Alfie. Just not the way he expected it to be...
Don't forget the hilarious Guardian article which he has studiously ignored. The ASA guidelines are a wonderful irritant for him too plus the added joy of Joanne. Keep deleting tweets Alfie. Won't make it go away.
 
He’s out at a bar with a girl... I’m thinking Lottie. The girl has blonde hair. Hmmm he’s always going out with her, and other bimbos from their office but maybe it’s just them two? Maybe tonight he will finally cheat on Zoe ?
I’ve always thought he had a thing for Lottie

Edit: just saw a 3rd persons hand cheersing with them, but still... always out without his girlfriend ...
 
He’s out at a bar with a girl... I’m thinking Lottie. The girl has blonde hair. Hmmm he’s always going out with her, and other bimbos from their office but maybe it’s just them two? Maybe tonight he will finally cheat on Zoe ?
I’ve always thought he had a thing for Lottie

Edit: just saw a 3rd persons hand cheersing with them, but still... always out without his girlfriend ...
Lottie is with his friend Zach I think?
 
Boring question but anyone that watched his teeth video what did he have done?

My teeth are fucked (genetically with not having much enamel) and it's going to be lots of expensive treatments for the rest of my life. If he had a crown on each tooth we're talking about 15k upwards for his whole set! But a dentist would be idiotic to do destructive surgery to someone so young with perfectly functional teeth
 
Boring question but anyone that watched his teeth video what did he have done?

My teeth are fucked (genetically with not having much enamel) and it's going to be lots of expensive treatments for the rest of my life. If he had a crown on each tooth we're talking about 15k upwards for his whole set! But a dentist would be idiotic to do destructive surgery to someone so young with perfectly functional teeth
Basically lasered away some of his gum on the top so it’s not so big then put caps over his normal teeth (veneers) to make them all straighter etc on the top and bottom.
 
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