Alfie Deyes #2 Dull Adventures With His Dubai Dentures

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He's bossing it again

Crazy golf last night (Do they have unlimited membership here or something - you must be hole in one'ing every one by now the amount of time's they've been)

Soooooper Doooooper busy week - he's sat in a coffee shop taking pictures of cakes and his food at 10am - GOALZ
 
Jelly Bean said:
Is it The Brits tonight? No idea & can't be arsed to check. He's going to that without Zoe of course. Hectic for the poor lamb.
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Alfie might actually be one of the more famous z-listers heading to The Brits tonight. I think there are even rejects from The Voice going and all sorts. Desperate to fill the huge O2 ARENA. They didn’t realise Alfie’s head, teeth, and ego can probably manage that on his own.
 
STJ_95 said:
Alfie might actually be one of the more famous z-listers heading to The Brits tonight. I think there are even rejects from The Voice going and all sorts. Desperate to fill the huge O2 ARENA. They didn’t realise Alfie’s head, teeth, and ego can probably manage that on his own.
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Latest tweet is a corker.
To say he was giving out life advice on his last blog.

Alfie:
Just realised I haven’t uploaded the vlog from the weekend yet! I started up until 2:30am editing it the other night, but never actually uploaded it


You ‘forgot’ he had a vlog to upload
 
Srh1984 said:
Latest tweet is a corker.
To say he was giving out life advice on his last blog.

Alfie:
Just realised I haven’t uploaded the vlog from the weekend yet! I started up until 2:30am editing it the other night, but never actually uploaded it


You ‘forgot’ he had a vlog to upload
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He's always tying himself in knots with the lies and exaggerations.

Editing is the only "work" he knows and desperately tries to convey he's oh so busy with it. Forgetting that he's said countless times (before he started this Alfie the businessman act) that it's 15 mins at most to do.
 
PartOfMe said:
Boring question but anyone that watched his teeth video what did he have done?
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He took this pic to a Dubai dentist and said, " I wanna look like this",

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Srh1984 said:
Latest tweet is a corker.
To say he was giving out life advice on his last blog.

Alfie:
Just realised I haven’t uploaded the vlog from the weekend yet! I started up until 2:30am editing it the other night, but never actually uploaded it


You ‘forgot’ he had a vlog to upload
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Tell your manager. I forgot to come to work. See how fast they don't forget to fire you.
 
Nothing wrong with Topman - but Millionaire loaning a suit of Topman hahahaha seriously? You'd think he'd have got Hugo Boss or something at least. No sign of Zoe - Sure he'll have his dopey cameraman tagging along as his plus one or something

WTF Even is this pose? 'ooooh theres a lightbulb in the lift, lets look at it and add to my atmospheric shot' He honestly needs to do some of those skillshare courses he keeps touting to learn photography skills

Are his posts advertising Zoe’s collabs not technically ads?
 

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Srh1984 said:
Nothing wrong with Topman - but Millionaire loaning a suit of Topman hahahaha seriously? You'd think he'd have got Hugo Boss or something at least. No sign of Zoe - Sure he'll have his dopey cameraman tagging along as his plus one or something

WTF Even is this pose? 'ooooh theres a lightbulb in the lift, lets look at it and add to my atmospheric shot' He honestly needs to do some of those skillshare courses he keeps touting to learn photography skills

Are his posts advertising Zoe’s collabs not technically ads?
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At least it looks like he is wearing something that isn’t three sizes too big for him and hanging off him like a potato sack for a change.
 
Srh1984 said:
Nothing wrong with Topman - but Millionaire loaning a suit of Topman hahahaha seriously? You'd think he'd have got Hugo Boss or something at least. No sign of Zoe - Sure he'll have his dopey cameraman tagging along as his plus one or something

WTF Even is this pose? 'ooooh theres a lightbulb in the lift, lets look at it and add to my atmospheric shot' He honestly needs to do some of those skillshare courses he keeps touting to learn photography skills

Are his posts advertising Zoe’s collabs not technically ads?
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Yes those Zoe posts are ads!
And you know what is #Gifted -- the tickets. He mentioned on his Instagram pic Top man #Gifted the suit, but conveniently forgot to mention the tickets were #Gifted by YouTube Music. One hashtag #Gifted confuses his audience as on his Instagram stories he states the tickets were #Gifted but refuses to acknowledge that on his Instagram post.

He is another level of shady.
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GossWhore said:
Yes those Zoe posts are ads!
And you know what is #Gifted -- the tickets. He mentioned on his Instagram pic Top man #Gifted the suit, but conveniently forgot to mention the tickets were #Gifted by YouTube Music. One hashtag #Gifted confuses his audience as on his Instagram stories he states the tickets were #Gifted but refuses to acknowledge that on his Instagram post.

He is another level of shady.
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Don’t normally post here, just lurk, but I had to say who does he think he is????! He is disgusting! He loves himself and thinks he’s gorgeous yet he’s actually butt ugly ?
 
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