Alfie Deyes #12 aka Alfie Davies Trying to get fit but he's still a Tory tit

How long will his get fit faze last?

  • hes already given up

    Votes: 199 56.4%

  • two more weeks

    Votes: 27 7.6%

  • a month

    Votes: 15 4.2%

  • until he finds a new hobby

    Votes: 60 17.0%

  • he doesn't need to work out Zoe has him running around enough

    Votes: 52 14.7%
  • Total voters
    353
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Look at them fucking teeth, only a Tory prick would have 🤣🤣🔥

Shitty vegetable patches? Yeah, we already knew this Aldo, thanks for confirming.

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Wait is that the nursery?! The nursery for which they waited months to decorate until the paint was back in stock?! The nursery that they couldn't decorate themselves because... well, I don't actually know why?! The nursery for which they had to wait months for the cot to arrive, before having to cancel and order another?! It's a little bit on an understatement...

I do like the colours from that angle though, but I'll reserve my final judgement until I've seen the bacon and eggs/egg and sperm wallpaper! At least it isn't pink, pink and more pink!
 
areyoujoking said:
What was the story of his teeth? Did he just go to Dubai and come back with a full set? Why don’t I remember this tragedy 😂
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Had horrible teeth that looked like he ate gravel more than he ate Zoe, did Invisalign on and off over a few years because he couldn't be asked to stick with it and keep the little fucking retainers in his mouth, then decided fuck it, let me get a gifted trip to Dubai with Zoe and get gifted dentures affixed to my nonvisaligned teeth cause I don't have to do any work with these like leave a little retainer in my mouth.
 
jvalentine2189 said:
Had horrible teeth that looked like he ate gravel more than he ate Zoe, did Invisalign on and off over a few years because he couldn't be asked to stick with it and keep the little fucking retainers in his mouth, then decided fuck it, let me get a gifted trip to Dubai with Zoe and get gifted dentures affixed to my nonvisaligned teeth cause I don't have to do any work with these like leave a little retainer in my mouth.
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He's got a Tory smile #whattoriesdo

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