Alfie Deyes #12 aka Alfie Davies Trying to get fit but he's still a Tory tit

[CarlyBear94]

Wonder what Aldo is thinking about?
Probably about how his life came to this and why hasn't he shagged the red head yet.

SHICKKK

 

[jm234]

Wonder what Aldo is thinking about?
Probably about how his life came to this and why hasn't he shagged the red head yet.

SHICKKK

What filter will I use this time
SHICKKK

Knob!

 

[myra1409]

I've only just watched Alfie's new vlog, and I don't know if you've already discussed this, but did anyone else find it weird when he said: "This is where she'll be, literally in like 7 weeks, she'll just be laying there naked getting her little nappy changed."

I know that how you change a baby's nappy, but does he really need to highlight that she will be "laying there naked"?

Maybe I've just been on the SacconeJoly's thread too much recently...

 

[chieiskz]

I've only just watched Alfie's new vlog, so I don't know if you've already discussed this. Did anyone else find it weird when he said: "This is where she'll be, literally in like 7 weeks, she'll just be laying there naked getting her little nappy changed."

I know that how you change a baby's nappy, but does he really need to highlight that she will be "laying there naked"?

Maybe I've just been on the SacconeJoly's thread too much recently...

yea i think u've had a sacconejoly overload

 

[CarlyBear94]

He really thinks he's made it in life can't believe Aldo is about to be a fAtHeR soon.

SHICKKK

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

He really thinks he's made it in life can't believe Aldo is about to be a fAtHeR soon.

SHICKKK

Do you think he's remembered he paid for this advertisement? It's totally SHICKKK what my money can buy

 

[Chinese_whispers]

He really thinks he's made it in life can't believe Aldo is about to be a fAtHeR soon.

SHICKKK

Wonder how much he had to pay for that

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Wonder how much he had to pay for that

I don't know buy based on promoting with smaller brands it wouldn't be cheap. Of course dickwad thinks they're promoting his shitcast because they think he's SHICKKK

 

[CarlyBear94]

I don't know buy based on promoting with smaller brands it wouldn't be cheap. Of course dickwad thinks they're promoting his shitcast because they think he's SHICKKK

He's no Jeff Brazos, he's a Tory cunt

SHICKKK

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

He's no Jeff Brazos, he's a Tory cunt

SHICKKK

This has to be the next thread title

 

[Lilykins]

In his latest vlog he says to zoe ‘you weren’t even pregnant then’ about a time when he, mark and zoe went and took pictures in a field last year….. yes Alfie, it does feel this pregnancy has been the longest known to man.

 

[CarlyBear94]

Alfie Deyes #12 aka Alfie Davies He's no Jeff Brazos, he's a Tory cunt SHICKKK

 

[coconochanel]

Alfie Deyes#12 Baby the future is DIRE!

 

[CarlyBear94]

Alfie Deyes#12 Baby the future is DIRE!

Alfie Deyes#12 Baby the future is SHICKKK!

 

[Ellsz]

I haven't watched Alfie or Zoe for years, I'm new to this forum and I've been crying tears of laughter every time I see someone put SHICKKK
I forgot that was even a thing that he said and now I can't unhear it when I read the thread

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

baby, the future is dentures

 

[sweatybetty5678]

I couldn’t help myself…

 

[spillthesass]

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I couldn’t help myself…

Also when that precious daughter of his is born he will be worn up much earlier. Lol.

 

[jvalentine2189]

I love how he says something to the effect of 'There are double the amount of people on today as there is stock'. Not hard to do when you offer 100 pieces of garments. Man is acting like he has 100,000 jumpers for sale or something. No, Alf, remember it all has to fit in your tiny Futures Elf garage that you pack yourself because not enough people buy your shitty clothes to afford hiring staff.

 

[StephenTJackson]

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I couldn’t help myself…

Up at 6am! Fuck I'll already be at work by then.

What an over privileged, Tory fucking twat. Not like he's been up at 5am everyday all week to be tired for having to get up early for 1 day. Fucking cunt.