Alfie Deyes #12 aka Alfie Davies Trying to get fit but he's still a Tory tit

[Chilli pepper 19]

Think of it this way, Pay Deyes will make that money back the minute she is born

SHICKKK

What are you on about? Zalfie have always insisted they'd never monetise their child SHICKKK

 

[CarlyBear94]

ALERT! ALERT!

Aldo has created his own shitty gazebo!

Who's going to place bets on how much it will be?

SHICKKK

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

ALERT! ALERT!

Aldo has created his own shitty gazebo!

Who's going to place bets on how much it will be?

SHICKKK

Are we sure it's not a toilet tent? I remember one camping trip when I was a child where a dodgy paella left my dad in there for hours.

SHICKKK

 

[Kateadds32]

Is Zoe so desperate for Alfies attention still she's had to make Mark into a carbon copy? Between the beard, teeth whiter than the inside of their unused oven and 'natural' wind swept messy hair, I genuinely had to look twice

 

[Chinese_whispers]

Wonder if Joey and Mark hit it off. They both seem like nice, carefree men who would have a good laugh together.

 

[Lemontree04]

I don't follow him closely (only watch his stories when I'm bored) but I was wondering if he'd ever done a time-lapse of him doing one of his workouts. Or is he only taking selfies in the gym?

And the one time he would have had to work out in front of a camera he forgot his password or something like that (the peloton online class with fans).

He's also doing private boxing sessions, right? Why not show any of that either?

Like...It's sooooo weird. I have NEVER seen any footage of him actually working out??

 

[ciramhn]

Schick!!!!!!

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Schick!!!!!!

And you are the stuff of couple nightmares SHICKKK

 

[hereforthememe]

Schick!!!!!!

Is he for real?

About two weeks ago there were rumours Justin was yelling at Hailey

#CoupleGoals

 

[coconochanel]

Is he for real?

About two weeks ago there were rumours Justin was yelling at Hailey

#CoupleGoals

Does he mean #couplegoals because they are both dressed like twats?

 

[Even-Steven]

Does he mean #couplegoals because they are both dressed like twats?

Most likely. He thinks they're perfect because
a. they're rich
b. they dress the way Alfie finds cool

 

[M@rkth3shark]

He's such a bloody buffoon. Would really love to see what would've happened to him had he not met Zoe.

 

[taronsu]

Schick!!!!!!

This explains a lot of Alfie and Zoe's bizarre fashion and beauty choices over the last couple of years. Trying to copy.

 

[CarlyBear94]

This explains a lot of Alfie and Zoe's bizarre fashion and beauty choices over the last couple of years. Trying to copy.

They probably want to be on speed-dial

 

[tatkik]

why aren't they kissing even on his insta pic their lips aren't even touching

 

[Snackella]

why aren't they kissing even on his insta pic their lips aren't even touching

Because they have a rule that they don't kiss on camera.

 

[CarlyBear94]

Because they have a rule that they don't kiss on camera.

Does that rule apply to the red head?

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Because they have a rule that they don't kiss on camera.

I believe that's off camera too

 

[tatkik]

Because they have a rule that they don't kiss on camera.

do u know why?

 

[Even-Steven]

do u know why?

I'm recalling how they said something about keeping their relationship somewhat private, but that was way back. I understand the decision of not posting kissing pics, but then why do they post so many almost-kissing pics. It's kind of weird.