Alexandra Stedman #12

[CausticYoda]

The wire is supposed to be visible (can't believe I'm sticking up for Alex here). You can buy lots of wall lamps with visible wires now, huge bonus if you rent, or can't afford to get someone in the chase the wires into the wall and then replaster, easily movable too.

 

[dee_mc]

The wire is supposed to be visible (can't believe I'm sticking up for Alex here). You can buy lots of wall lamps with visible wires now, huge bonus if you rent, or can't afford to get someone in the chase the wires into the wall and then replaster, easily movable too.

Oh I know they're intended to be visible- I just find them ugly.

 

[jazzmonster]

That Christmas tree looks like a Jo Malone display in a dank Debenhams that’s about to close down for good at the end of the month.

 

[CocoCottesmore]

That bow on that tree screams fire hazard to me.

 

[CausticYoda]

Oh I know they're intended to be visible- I just find them ugly.

Ah, fair enough. I agree, but I'm too tight and indecisive to get mine wire in properly, plus they are tucked away in a corner!

 

[skyehigh]

Well she definitely isn't moving this side of Christmas!

 

[AllTheGinJoints]

Well she definitely isn't moving this side of Christmas!

Well she's just said in her stories that she'll be going off Instagram for a bit. For the move? Is she going to set up a new set of green cupboard doors to pose in front of so that we don't notice a difference?

 

[PRgift]

Well she definitely isn't moving this side of Christmas!

Can't wait for the newsletter on chic removal boxes when she does.

 

[dee_mc]

Well she's just said in her stories that she'll be going off Instagram for a bit. For the move? Is she going to set up a new set of green cupboard doors to pose in front of so that we don't notice a difference?

Maybe she'll rip those ones out and bring them with her, to save money buying a new set

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

I can imagine she’s the type to take absolutely everything, not a lightbulb will be left probably change all her chic knobs for B&Q specials

 

[BillieR]

That’s hilarious, I never saw her when I looked on Instagram earlier. She needs wire if she wants it to look like that all the time.

How did it not cross her mind when making it? How did she not give a single thought to how she could get a piece of fabric to stand up against gravity?

 

[Sarah123456789]

I can never ever get over how much tv she watches!! I have never known anyone watch as much as she does! When does she fit it in??? I know she doesn’t have a proper day job but it never ceases to amaze me!!!

 

[AllTheGinJoints]

Ahem, Alex will have you know that right now is her busiest work time!

 

[CornedBeefHashtag]

I’m interested to see when she gets round to mentioning the move!

 

[Slippersandslacks]

I can never ever get over how much tv she watches!! I have never known anyone watch as much as she does! When does she fit it in??? I know she doesn’t have a proper day job but it never ceases to amaze me!!!

And it always seems to be on a free trial....

 

[AllTheGinJoints]

I do know a guy who could teach Alex a thing or two about tightness. He has several different email addresses he uses for free trials. Though he did once ask someone else to give him their netflix password. Even Alex wouldnt go that far!

 

[PineappleQueen19]

No wonder Alex keeps mentioning all the tv she’s watching, Sky paid influencers ~3k for a mention according to Molly Gunn.

Also worth a read for the classic influencer contradiction of “now that my children won’t let me monetise them I will say that it was wrong of me to turn their private moments into content when they had no agency but everyone who pointed that out at the time was a lazy jealous troll”

Why I now regret splashing my children's pictures all over the internet for money, writes MOLLY GUNN

https://archive.ph/m8ZOm

 

[BillieR]

Is she going to start dabbling in "wellness" influencing now too? She is a Jack of all trades. First the post about chris going dairy free and now the post about her going "sugar free" and feeling "better" for it.

Alex, if you're reading, 1. there is sugar in your meal despite what you think, 2. you are not qualified to be posting nutrition advice online, no matter how vague, and 3. social media is already full of unhelpful, inaccurate, and potentially harmful nutribollocks as it is. Don't go there.

 

[AllTheGinJoints]

Never mind that just last week she shared what their dinner was - a few Aldi sausage rolls being warmed up on "chic" splatterware!

 

[Silverback]

Never mind that just last week she shared what their dinner was - a few Aldi sausage rolls being warmed up on "chic" splatterware!

Oh god yeah I nearly posted a screen grab of that on here. Never mind sugar, I wonder how much processed crap was in those!!