Alexandra Stedman #12

[AllTheGinJoints]

I expect she’ll be wearing the oven gloves for 5 days in a row now
The notion that she ‘forgot to film’ her outfit at the L’Occitane event is ridiculous. She obvs chose quirky and everyone else dressed appropriately. She’s been to these before and she still can’t get it right which is frankly embarrassing for a so-called stylist.

Reminds me of when she went to the Chelsea Flower Show and everyone else was dressed really well but she was in sack dress and tevas with unpainted toenails. Stylist my arse, as Jim Royle might say!

 

[AllTheGinJoints]

I think she's been spying on us as her latest Story is about searching for a chic whoopee cushion. Actually I hope that is because she's been spying on us because if not then words fail me!

I mean, what does a chic whoopee cushion even look like? One with a picture of Audrey Hepburn?

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Now I’m sure she put that out at this time last year too and we all commented on it
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It’s a thing apparently

Whoopee cushion | Rubber. 16.5 cm. | Peach

sostrenegrene.com

 

[PRgift]

To be fair, the whoopee cushion is way chicer than anything Alex has worn for a long time.

 

[jazzmonster]

Coming up: styling my chic whoopee cushion five days in a row.

 

[PoorPatrol]

Coming up: styling my chic whoopee cushion five days in a row.

It’ll be 1. On her head like a beret - sooo chic guys!
2. As a bag to hold all the second hand scraggly bits of crap her children are actually allowed
3. As a water bottle, take the actual water from a 5 star hotel that you just stay in for a week totes chilled = makes it so frugal
4. Pillows for the children, so she can afford mulberry silk and goose down for herself!
5. As a stand-in for Dopey. Oops, she’ll realise Mister Whoopie actually has more personality and is less oily. Let the conscious uncoupling commence!

 

[BlairWaldorf86]

Coming up: styling my chic whoopee cushion five days in a row.

I guess it’s too early to nominate a thread title!!

 

[AllTheGinJoints]

Today's newsletter features her gift guide. Even Dopey has done one and I don't need to tell you that shampoo isn't on his list! And forget new toys - it's secondhand all the way for those kids while Alex buys hideous new item after new item for herself.

 

[Silverback]

The balaclava is back! THIS IS NOT A DRILL

 

[AllTheGinJoints]

Does she never get sick of glancing off to one side and then grinning like an idiot in front of her spare room cupboards?

 

[pinkrobot]

Today’s breaking news. Ideas for things to wear in the winter: a jumper, socks and a coat.

Where would we be without her!

 

[AllTheGinJoints]

I wouldn't be so smug with that on my head!

 

[Silverback]

I wouldn't be so smug with that on my head!

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I was literally gonna post this exact same pic but you beat me to it hahaha

 

[PoorPatrol]

I wouldn't be so smug with that on my head!

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This is a local shop for local people

 

[nogoodusernamesleft]

The dark beige border against Alex’s white blonde hair made me think, at first glance, she had one of those 00s hairstyles with bleached front fronds So chic.

 

[AllTheGinJoints]

The dark beige border against Alex’s white blonde hair made me think, at first glance, she had one of those 00s hairstyles with bleached front fronds So chic.

Showing my age here but I know exactly the sort of barnet you mean!
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And why is every bleeping thing "chic" in the gospel according to Alex? Someone give her a thesaurus so she can find a new word!

 

[CausticYoda]

Only Alex could get so excited about a personalised blue IKEA bag.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

I saw her post and thought exactly the same thing

 

[amianinfluenceryet]

It looks like they used those foamy stick on letters enjoyed by toddlers. Could literally do the same if I went to hobbycraft.

 

[AllTheGinJoints]

Gurning away next to a WoC influencer as usual, "look at me, I have diverse friends and read my kids diverse books!" She's so performative