Alexandra Stedman #12

[HelenaHandbasket]

It looks like they used those foamy stick on letters enjoyed by toddlers. Could literally do the same if I went to hobbycraft.

I thought it was going to be the straps that were personalised, but then noticed the crappy letters. How crap. Who would want that?

Other than Alex for her tote "collection" of course.

 

[jazzmonster]

She can stick on a couple of googly eyes from her kids’ craft stash and pretend it’s Anya Hindmarch.

 

[CausticYoda]

Following me around the internet, this is unlikely to make me dash to threads tbh.

 

[AllTheGinJoints]

Following me around the internet, this is unlikely to make me dash to threads tbh.

Oh yes, remember that reel of her making sex faces because she could hear Dopey reading to the kids and changing the animals' pronouns?

 

[CausticYoda]

It's all so performative.

Just like the endless charity shop jaunts. Only someone with no proper bleeping job has the time to sift through random items looking for appropriate gifts for people. I love a good secondhand/preloved bargain, but my time is precious and I can't spend a whole day wandering the chazzers of Pimlico on the off chance.

 

[AllTheGinJoints]

I like Ikea as much as anyone, but I walked past the (not even properly open) store on Oxford Street earlier and all the Frakta wankers were flocking in to get their personalised bags

 

[PRgift]

I misread the Threads post as 'Even intimate toys' and thought it was unusually spicy for Alex

 

[AllTheGinJoints]

She probably gets those from Vinted too...

 

[AllTheGinJoints]

When your nan finally agrees to have a go at fußball after a few glasses of sherry.

I don't even know where to begin here - the too-short trousers? The orthopaedic shoes? Or is this what constitutes a chic look by a "stylist" these days?

 

[Rosie_Goldie]

Does an add for make up and says it's a compliment you can't tell the before from the after

 

[Rosie_Goldie]

Oh the giant Halloween bow is on the tree. Oh dear.

 

[BlairWaldorf86]

Is it worthy of a post in this thread?

Influencer Christmas Decs #2 the only roast that matters this festive season

Carrying on from the original thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/influencer-christmas-decs-the-only-roast-that-matters-this-festive-season.11422/ This is the place for all your big baubles... your gaudy gonks... your tasteless trees... see it, post it, roast it ;) Keep on tattling...

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[AllTheGinJoints]

Oh the giant Halloween bow is on the tree. Oh dear.

After a "frantic" search for a tree, no less. Talk about mountains out of molehills - it's only 1 Dec and there's plenty of trees to be found in north London! And it was about 14/15 degrees today so why has the daft bint got the balaclava on?

 

[BillieR]

Oh the giant Halloween bow is on the tree. Oh dear.

Surely this post needs a picture attached?? Lol

 

[Rosie_Goldie]

Surely this post needs a picture attached?? Lol

Sorry, I was overwhelmed by the chic-ness

 

[AllTheGinJoints]

OMG I spotted that photo earlier but only just realised she's standing behind the tree holding up the bow. I. Am. Deceased.

 

[zetta buttons]

OMG I spotted that photo earlier but only just realised she's standing behind the tree holding up the bow. I. Am. Deceased.

That’s hilarious, I never saw her when I looked on Instagram earlier. She needs wire if she wants it to look like that all the time. I’m a bit distracted by how oversized things are. The ceiling shade, the bow. Are oversized things chic now?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Not sure what’s worse - the horrible bow or the wall lamp with the huge wire hanging out of it they’re both home all the time surely they could sort this tit out themselves?!

 

[dee_mc]

Not sure what’s worse - the horrible bow or the wall lamp with the huge wire hanging out of it they’re both home all the time surely they could sort this tit out themselves?!

Exposed wires are chic
You wouldn't understand
(The ugly wires caught my eye too - maybe that's why I didn't spot the eejit hiding in the tree)

 

[influencerbore]

That bow looks so tit
Also where are all the decorations, or is that not chic?!
I love the decorations which the kids have picked/made which we have in our tree, chic maybe not but homely yes