Did Adam buy this shirt in Hawaii?
It says "Rum Rum Reindeer", seems an odd choice for someone who very prominently doesn't drink alcohol...
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Idiot boy helpfully explains that
it's just an illusion that the water appears to be going into his ear. The words "
but it's not" actually come out of his mouth.
I guess he didn't buy it in Hawaii. Maybe it was a gift from Tiki Jay, given that it's sold on a website named Tikiland Trading.
https://www.tikilandtrading.com/pro...lassic-aloha-button-up-shirt-unisex-pre-order
Lazy Adam does lazy things. The store from Pretty in Pink, the movie where Adam explains "I feel bad for Duckie, I think he should've got the girl, I think that was the original ending of the movie and
they test screened it, the audience didn't like it, and they rechanged the ending." Yup, they
rechanged the ending, folks. Also Pee Wee filmed over there.
Adam loves nothing more than a general area that has a bunch of filming spots that he already knows and has covered - he can make it seem like he's throwing a lot of info out with zero effort.
One job Adam would be great at, if only there was such a job, is finding mirrors to film himself in
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Back at the hotel, Adam notes the Camera Obscura building directly across the road and says "You used to be able to go up into inside that right there, you walk up to the top and you could look through, like a, it was like a device that reflected off mirrors that you could see
and was almost like being in a submarine and looking up out of the little teleport section." Did you mean
periscope, Adam? "
Little teleport section"???
BREAKING NEWS, IT'S A SELF-DRIVING CAR
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Every
bleeping time, he says "there's a self-driving car. Self-driving car. There's no one in that car. It is a self driving car." It's a patented Adam The Woo comedy bit.
It's a real shame the Waymo self-driving cars are all electric, because it robs us of Adam ever speculating what happens when the self-driving car pulls up to he self-pumping gas nozzle...ah, the mysteries of life.
Time for Adam's squirrels of unusual size segment (apologies to William Goldman's The Princess Bride). They make it over to the pier and for whatever reason,
the thing Adam decides to grab onto and not let go of today is that the gondola wheel is solar-powered. He says it again and again, especially to Rev. Jim. While they are on it, he asks him "does it feel solar powered to you, or does it feel like regular powered?"
He asks Mama Woo where she wants to eat, and the response is "
Bubba Gump! I love shrimp like that guy in the movie."
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MY GOD listen to this...inside each gondola, around the walls, there are drawings of what you can see in every direction, and they are labeled - you know, so tourists can know exactly what they are looking at when they look in any direction. You can see it behind Rev. Jim here, and if you squint real hard you'll see Australia, Papa New Guinea, and even, yes, Hawaii on there as his side faces the Pacific ocean.
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Adam's brain is so slow, he's sitting there and suddenly inspiration strikes:
"Oh you know what? It looks as if these are corresponding to where they might be. Or it's just a weird coincidence, or it's just a very unusual coincidence, but I don't think so, I don't I think it is. But you got Pacific Palisades, which is over that direction too, and the Getty, yeah, Santa Monica Boulevard which is that way, so yeah, okay, I just, that just, uh...and then there's that right there. Definitely true because the original Muscle Beach was right there by Hot Dog On A Stick, and and then later the newer beach is down there near Venice Beach, so this is corresponding to exactly what you're looking at. That's pretty cool. Then downtown LA is right there off in the distance, and I can see, if you look closely right in the center of the screen, you see the skyscrapers kind of peeking up over the top of where that coaster is right now, you see the skyscrapers from downtown LA way off in the distance. Pretty cool."
It was very frightening how excited he got to put 2+2 together and realize the above and go on and on about it, lining up every single thing. He had to do it with every landmark in the gondola, like he was checking to make sure. Off to Bubba Gump's...
It' voiceover time due to restaurant music, of course.
Adam got a bowl (not a cup, a nice big bowl) of New England clam chowder and a main course of jambalaya. Vegas wasn't taking any bets, but
we all would've won on Rev. Jim getting the Fried Seafood Platter with French Fries.
A postcard-perfect sunset Adam didn't ruin by actually keeping his mouth shut for 10-15 seconds (
although I'll note the gimbal is still crooked)
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Adam has escorted them back to the hotel and come back out on his own. The 10 seconds of quiet is shattered by his
constant, useless narration now that the sun has slipped below the horizon completely. He must recap where they came from, talk about Hawaii being "right over there, 5.5 hours away", etc. etc.
I would love to be in Santa Monica right now to see twilight time like this, it's so gorgeous, let it speak for itself, but no,
yap yap yap about how pretty it is. WE CAN SEE IT. (also, still crooked!)
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He looks at this hotel and calls it "The George-EEE-an"
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Adam goes to Chez Jay, supposedly the inspiration for the Regal Beagle on Three's Company. Of course Three's Company is based on a British show and that show had a pub, so the American version needed a bar and they just picked one, it's not like Chez Jay inspired anyone for Three's Company. It was already a well-known place in town way before that.
Adam wants to go inside and film, but he doesn't want to buy anything, and they let him. This a-hole will be 1000 t-shirts a year, they sell t-shirts, but he won't buy one? He won't even sit there and order an apple juice in return for being let in and allowed to film all around the inside?
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He's well over the 25 minute mark at this point,
it would be so easy for a normal person to just shut the camera off and live life, but no, he walks back out onto the pier to film everything he filmed during the day, but at night. I don't know what to say.
Part of the pier is blocked off and a fleet of drones is set up. As I live in the NY metro area and with the recent news, if I never see or hear about another drone I'd be very happy, so this is just annoying to me
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"These things are just really amazing" - Adam the Woo, 2024. He gets restless waiting for them to fly and leaves the drones.
"
Every time I see volleyball, I think of Top Gun", man, this guy is so beyond messed in the head, there's just no coming back from it.
He walks past Hot Dog On A Stick, wishes they were open because he loves their lemonade, finds an excuse to do his Arnold impression, and returns to the drones.
He's just wandering, there is no point to this -
but he wanted to go for a walk with a friend. He has no friends. So he walks and talks to the camera as if it were a friend. And he talks enough for two people, so...
Adam sees a custard place, and decides he's too healthy. Do you think he got the one that at least has fresh fruit?
Of course not, he got the Route 66 with chunks of chocolate
and Oreos
and M&Ms
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He's sees another self-driving car. Too bad he hasn't seen a delivery robot. Too bad he didn't take his parents to Hollywood Blvd, eh?
He returns to the hotel and gives his 9th shot from the balcony, and of course, now that he's back there, the drones are up in the air and he missed it all. The vlog is over. Tomorrow, FLIGHTPEAT (again).
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, the ones he loves to look at every time he's there. I'm sure Three's Company is discussed...
