Adam the Woo #16 Grooms young women but not himself

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Dillon21 said:
Does his parents still work I wonder? Unless they had him when they were 20 years old and are 70 year old. Other wise they'd have to be in their mid 70's to early 80's.

I am not sure what his sister does. But I have a feeling she is doing alot better in life than David is (like she is married. Not that being married is happiness). I "think" she is a nurse. If she is a nurse, she has access to a 401(k) hopefully with hospital matching and maybe a pension if her workplace is union (not sure if Nurses unions have pension). If that is the case, she is doing way better than David will ever be. If he had stayed with Walmart and was full time. He would have a thing called a 401(k).

I know alot of older people of that generation and a few even with my generation (I just turned 50 on the 21st) that think social security and medicade as their safety net. Unfortunately I know in their mid to late 70's that still work part time jobs as they never planned. That will be David when he is 75 years old. Who wants to see a 75 year old David ride Tea Cups? Not me. I don't even want to see him ride them now.
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@Dillon21 First, Happy Belated Birthday! 🥳🎉🎂 Second, methinks that Adam’s parents had him when they were young (19-21 years of age according to the videos he made with his pa, Jumbo Jimbo😜) and Third, yes Nurses do have unions that provide pensions as my mom belongs to one and receives a pension.😉
 
@Kystar I concur! It is absolutely hideous! 🤢🤮 Not sure why he decides to showcase that completely comical look! But, wait, this just in…Mario wants to have a word!😜
 

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dirtnap101 said:
He has visited:

Chicago Cubs
Chicago White Sox
LA Angels
Oakland
Seattle
Boston
Cincy
Cleveland
Washington DC
Yankees
Mets
San Diego
Arizona
Royals
Comerica Det
Oracle park SF
Miami
Tampa Bay (of course)

So that leaves
@ Colorado
@ Milwaukee
@ Toronto
@ Baltimore
@ Atlanta
@ Minnesota
@ Pittsburgh
@ Texas (Arlington)
@ Houston
@ St. Louis
@ LA (Dodgers)
@ Philly




Hey man, he's lifted some light weights, 3 sets x 15 reps, for 15 days in a row, so how dare you! 😂
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I am surprised that he was literally 40 miles from Camden Yards (Balitmore) and he did not go after going to Nat's Park in DC. Same with Pittsburgh. That is 4 hours away from the DC/Baltimore area. Could have knocked those out within a day or two (or planned it when all three teams were playing home games between a Monday - Thursday so he did not have to deal with the weekend crowd). There is plenty in DC/Baltimore/Pittsburg to keep him busy for 3/4 days between games. But he is too lazy to research.
 
I can’t believe this fake baseball stan hasn’t gone to a Dodgers home game or one in Philly. Guess he doesn’t want to fork out the prices you need to pay for his preferred behind the Rays dugout seats. I can tell you that in Toronto, he will have to pay resale and it ain’t pretty. The prices are high! Unless he got them at the start of the season, which I bet he didn’t. He will complain about it all, if he ever gets his passport. We will have to put up with philly captains obnoxious loud voice when he visits there. No historical tours except the best Philly cheese steak sandwiches. Make it two at a time!
 
To paraphrase Dean Wormer in Animal House: "Fat, mustachioed and stupid is no way to go through life, son"

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Are double chins and footlong hot dogs good for half marathons? Asking for an acquaintance.

I do love baseball vlogs when the Rays lose, it's delicious watching Adam's excitement and hope before the game starts knowing it will be crushed.

Today's OCD mention is that the Rays play in a dome. So, Adam has to explain and re-explain (and then re-explain because it's on his t-shirt) that no matter what the weather is, the game will not be cancelled because they play in a dome. Did you know the Rays play in a dome?

As a Yankees fan, I'd like Adam to keep Don Mattingly's name out of his mouth.

Adam only knows former players from the 80s & 90s (and their kids because they have the same last names), and then he knows some Rays players. Vast baseball knowledge.

Adam commemorated what turned out to be a crushing loss by buying a t-shirt to remind him of said loss on Opening Day 2024 😂 😂 😂
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Because remember folks, no matter how much he pretends to like baseball, it's really just an excuse to buy stuff and gorge on food.

A healthy, happy, fulfilled 50 year old man:
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There's a moment during the pre-game festivities that speaks volumes about Adam: he's filming the line of Rays players down the first base line, the Opening Day roster, and suddenly he jerks the camera up and out into left field because he sees the mascot Raymond. Speaks VOLUMES.

He also seems oddly excited about some Blue Jays being there almost to the point that he's rooting for them, like Mattingly, and also Vlad Guerrero Jr (Adam affectionately calls him "Vladdy" which is just so bizarre to me), and the former Ray Kevin Kiermaier (he still affectionately calls him "KK" like a 10yo kid, like he helped the Rays win a couple of World Series or something).

Adam's not so much interested in the game, but he likes that he can see all the guys in the Rays dugout:
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Like anyone looking to lose weight and get ready for a half marathon, Adam eats twice at the ballpark and his second meal is dictated by the shortest line, so it's a footlong hot dog.

Adam's not that upset when Toronto takes the lead because it's mostly "Vladdy" and "KK" doing the damage and he loves the say those names.

Here's how you know Adam is a true baseball fan, living and dying with his team: His team is losing 8-2 on Opening Day and he's doing the wave. Even the way he talks about it is awkward and un-baseball like - "Eflin started the game the first 3-4 innings with no hits" - any normal baseball fan would say he had a no-hitter for the first 3 or 4 innings.

But never fear, Adam is looking forward to showing off his Opening Day merch! Yes, not just the t-shirt, but the commemorative ticket, and of course A PIN!
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2020planner said:
He's such a dumb duck. Why smile like everyone else when you can look like a jack ass? :rolleyes:

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Oh, what a cool guy! While everyone else is smiling, he's TOO COOL for that! He's SO PUNK in his dopey Hawaiian shirt! :rolleyes:

Also, if he's looking for paring for his clown car, he can probably fit it in the gap in Jay's teeth.

Dillon21 said:
I am surprised that he was literally 40 miles from Camden Yards (Balitmore) and he did not go after going to Nat's Park in DC. Same with Pittsburgh. That is 4 hours away from the DC/Baltimore area. Could have knocked those out within a day or two (or planned it when all three teams were playing home games between a Monday - Thursday so he did not have to deal with the weekend crowd). There is plenty in DC/Baltimore/Pittsburg to keep him busy for 3/4 days between games. But he is too lazy to research.
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I'm also surprised that he hasn't made it to Pittsburgh, ranked the best ballpark in America by USA Today.
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There's also plenty for him to visit in the city. As far as I can tell he's only been to the city twice before -- first way back in 2012 where he made a 2-minute video in a parking lot (yeah, tell me again how the "back catalog" is going to fund your retirement?) and then again in 2017 where he bumbled his way through the History Center.

But I guess the people want to watch him going to that stupid orange souvenir shop for the millionth time and then flying out to SoCal to watch the stunt show from his hotel room in between rounds of unsatisfying sex with his FWB.
 
Dillon21 said:
I am surprised that he was literally 40 miles from Camden Yards (Balitmore) and he did not go after going to Nat's Park in DC. Same with Pittsburgh. That is 4 hours away from the DC/Baltimore area. Could have knocked those out within a day or two (or planned it when all three teams were playing home games between a Monday - Thursday so he did not have to deal with the weekend crowd). There is plenty in DC/Baltimore/Pittsburg to keep him busy for 3/4 days between games. But he is too lazy to research.
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He did miss several opportunities to optimize last season, yes. He probably decided he had better things to do, he probably wanted to spread it out, but one other thing: you also have to realize he's really not that big of a baseball fan
 
Oh, look at the sad middle aged old donkey who is stuck in the same boring pasture, grazing on the same boring hay, walking in the same boring circles over and over while pretending he is doing something new and exciting. But this sad old jackass has an ugly looking ass and keeps trying to make it pretty. But what to do? What to do? Then genius strikes. Yes, yes this is it. The jackass will shave his ugly ass hairs into a mustache. Now that's perfection, as the old donkey finally transforms into the perfect asshole he has always been.
 
dirtnap101 said:
To paraphrase Dean Wormer in Animal House: "Fat, mustachioed and stupid is no way to go through life, son"

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Are double chins and footlong hot dogs good for half marathons? Asking for an acquaintance.

I do love baseball vlogs when the Rays lose, it's delicious watching Adam's excitement and hope before the game starts knowing it will be crushed.

Today's OCD mention is that the Rays play in a dome. So, Adam has to explain and re-explain (and then re-explain because it's on his t-shirt) that no matter what the weather is, the game will not be cancelled because they play in a dome. Did you know the Rays play in a dome?

As a Yankees fan, I'd like Adam to keep Don Mattingly's name out of his mouth.

Adam only knows former players from the 80s & 90s (and their kids because they have the same last names), and then he knows some Rays players. Vast baseball knowledge.

Adam commemorated what turned out to be a crushing loss by buying a t-shirt to remind him of said loss on Opening Day 2024 😂 😂 😂
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Because remember folks, no matter how much he pretends to like baseball, it's really just an excuse to buy stuff and gorge on food.

A healthy, happy, fulfilled 50 year old man:
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There's a moment during the pre-game festivities that speaks volumes about Adam: he's filming the line of Rays players down the first base line, the Opening Day roster, and suddenly he jerks the camera up and out into left field because he sees the mascot Raymond. Speaks VOLUMES.

He also seems oddly excited about some Blue Jays being there almost to the point that he's rooting for them, like Mattingly, and also Vlad Guerrero Jr (Adam affectionately calls him "Vladdy" which is just so bizarre to me), and the former Ray Kevin Kiermaier (he still affectionately calls him "KK" like a 10yo kid, like he helped the Rays win a couple of World Series or something).

Adam's not so much interested in the game, but he likes that he can see all the guys in the Rays dugout:
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Like anyone looking to lose weight and get ready for a half marathon, Adam eats twice at the ballpark and his second meal is dictated by the shortest line, so it's a footlong hot dog.

Adam's not that upset when Toronto takes the lead because it's mostly "Vladdy" and "KK" doing the damage and he loves the say those names.

Here's how you know Adam is a true baseball fan, living and dying with his team: His team is losing 8-2 on Opening Day and he's doing the wave. Even the way he talks about it is awkward and un-baseball like - "Eflin started the game the first 3-4 innings with no hits" - any normal baseball fan would say he had a no-hitter for the first 3 or 4 innings.

But never fear, Adam is looking forward to showing off his Opening Day merch! Yes, not just the t-shirt, but the commemorative ticket, and of course A PIN!
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He needs to stick his stupid pins where the sun dont shine , enough of them 😩
 
Oh good lord, man. He didn't grow a moustache for Opening Day. He shaved off the rest of his beard.

Mr. Big Baseball Guy wasn't paying much attention. Eflin was perfect through 3 and gave up a leadoff HR to open the 4th. If Adam was trying to remember when the run was scored, there's this really big thing called a "scoreboard" that he could reference to make sure what he's saying is actually correct.

There are some - not many - but some fairly healthy options in the food courts but instead Mr. Fitness goes for the jumbo hot dog.

I was honestly a bit surprised at how different he looked off-camera. The guy has no muscle mass or tone at all and hunches over pretty significantly. Further convinced me that he's not doing anything of note with his weights. Muscle growth is slow but if he had actually been properly working out for a month-plus, he would not look like he does.

Jay is heavier than I expected too.
 
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Oh look its “Vladdy” running around a real spectacular dome, with a concrete and steel rotating roof that was an architectural first in its time. Not some sort of tin and wire circus tent canopy that David touts as miraculous. It holds 55,000 fans that proudly cheer for their team regardless of their standing. Good luck getting a prime seat David. You may have to settle for the nose bleed bleachers! Attendance isn’t an issue here. Lots of hot dog and food options but I bet you will gripe about the prices. Oh well, pretty sure you may not ever make it to Canada anyway. 🇨🇦
 
PW212 said:
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Oh look its “Vladdy” running around a real spectacular dome, with a concrete and steel rotating roof that was an architectural first in its time. Not some sort of tin and wire circus tent canopy that David touts as miraculous. It holds 55,000 fans that proudly cheer for their team regardless of their standing. Good luck getting a prime seat David. You may have to settle for the nose bleed bleachers! Attendance isn’t an issue here. Lots of hot dog and food options but I bet you will gripe about the prices. Oh well, pretty sure you may not ever make it to Canada anyway. 🇨🇦
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Hopefully the Jays are not doing the dollar hot dog promotions this season. If they are hopefully its not during the Rays vs Jays games. If he does end up in Toronto.
 
PW212 said:
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Oh look its “Vladdy” running around a real spectacular dome, with a concrete and steel rotating roof that was an architectural first in its time. Not some sort of tin and wire circus tent canopy that David touts as miraculous. It holds 55,000 fans that proudly cheer for their team regardless of their standing. Good luck getting a prime seat David. You may have to settle for the nose bleed bleachers! Attendance isn’t an issue here. Lots of hot dog and food options but I bet you will gripe about the prices. Oh well, pretty sure you may not ever make it to Canada anyway. 🇨🇦
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Jays opening day will definitely be at full capacity , unlike Rays from yesterday …
 
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