Adam Hattan #12 Chicken tenders touch his lips on samey samey Disney ships

Choose your Hiding Him quote

  • and I

    Votes: 13 12.6%

  • He looks between my left eye and my right eye

    Votes: 12 11.7%

  • My right hand's going to need a holiday!

    Votes: 12 11.7%

  • My tent pitches to full mast

    Votes: 14 13.6%

  • His pupils cut through the hairs of his eyebrows

    Votes: 25 24.3%

  • If you play your cards right, maybe I will take you up the North Mountain

    Votes: 8 7.8%

  • The accents of his words flick off his teeth

    Votes: 8 7.8%

  • My eyes close at the dissatisfaction of the splash

    Votes: 1 1.0%

  • He tries digging himself out of the figurative hole he's dug himself

    Votes: 7 6.8%

  • Finn curses his lips

    Votes: 3 2.9%
  • Total voters
    103
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GSquaredUWS said:
Jeez the woman who put that in her review also said she has an adult daughter. So she’s 50-60 years old and wants Adam to write the M/M erotica that she consumes in spades while using the rampant rabbit she bought when Sex and the City first came out 🤮
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I mean, considering how hard it is to find LGBTQ+ writing on Amazon that isn't erotic written by women for women, she's not the only one.

Don't get me wrong, I understand why women are into the idea--I get the appeal of a sexy story about two hot men allowing the men to objectified without the male gaze on a woman's body--but for once I'd like to read something that's not really taken my life and experiences and turning into a commodity for people who didn't have to fight for their rights to legally have sex and get married.
 
There must have been loads of gay guys working at Disney, Adam must have found someone there? Or did he literally alienate everyone?!
 
Anything remotely sexual sounds like it was written by an asexual who landed on earth last week and learned about sex from chatgpt. It’s just cringe and not the least bit erotic. I guess she thought Adam was holding back just as some of his fans also think the plot sucks because he was holding back his talent for this debut!

This is it girls, this is all he’s got! Everything on the page is Adam’s best. He is not smart enough to have any other agenda here. The people who become successful writing schlock are very, very smart people. They’re not idiots who churned out books full of bad grammar after 3 drafts and couldn’t believe it when they earned millions. Adam seriously underestimates other people’s talent and hard work. He sees the fruits of the labour (an author in first class) so he buys himself into first class and then thinks he’ll work backwards and buy the rest. “How hard can it be to write a best seller” Ha!
 
Here is an Amazon review from one of his fans here in the US. The first mistake was this person had high expectations!

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Yes a few fans have mentioned that the book lacks professionalism. They are very politely saying that they are soft targets but he won’t be able to sell it to the general public. I’m thinking it will end up on the merch store being flogged with a Mooorning bookmark and a cheap candle for Christmas. The description will say it’s almost sold out and these are the last copies so hurry hurry and get the bundle for £50!
 
Tavi Huit said:
True, ignore me I am being grumpy.
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Haha not at all. Its an odd saying. I also thought it was a northern English thing too. But it's geo linked so they must be in America
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GSquaredUWS said:
Yes a few fans have mentioned that the book lacks professionalism. They are very politely saying that they are soft targets but he won’t be able to sell it to the general public. I’m thinking it will end up on the merch store being flogged with a Mooorning bookmark and a cheap candle for Christmas. The description will say it’s almost sold out and these are the last copies no hurry hurry and get the bundle for £50!
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I think the more negative reviews ate coming in, the worse those initial 5 star reviewers look

I certainly wouldn't trust a booktok person who gave it 5 stars. Clearly easily bought
 
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