Adam Hattan #12 Chicken tenders touch his lips on samey samey Disney ships

Choose your Hiding Him quote

  • and I

    Votes: 13 12.6%

  • He looks between my left eye and my right eye

    Votes: 12 11.7%

  • My right hand's going to need a holiday!

    Votes: 12 11.7%

  • My tent pitches to full mast

    Votes: 14 13.6%

  • His pupils cut through the hairs of his eyebrows

    Votes: 25 24.3%

  • If you play your cards right, maybe I will take you up the North Mountain

    Votes: 8 7.8%

  • The accents of his words flick off his teeth

    Votes: 8 7.8%

  • My eyes close at the dissatisfaction of the splash

    Votes: 1 1.0%

  • He tries digging himself out of the figurative hole he's dug himself

    Votes: 7 6.8%

  • Finn curses his lips

    Votes: 3 2.9%
  • Total voters
    103
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jf99 said:
I put the numbers on the last thread yesterday of his sales ranks (6096 Kindle, 3015 hardback)...they've now dropped to 6626 and 3829, which translates to monthly sales of 577 (kindle) and 811 (hardback) if it kept that rank. Its already dropping like a stone and its only been out 3 days. He's going to have a lot of leftover books :ROFLMAO:
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Sad* to inform everyone that after a week since release, both the hardback and the kindle version have now dropped out of the top 10,000 on Amazon to 12,824 and 17,643. That translates to approx 304 (hardback) and 223 (kindle) sales per month.

(* not really)
 
Mark81 said:
Knowing your stock levels is pretty much business 101
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With the money spent on the book he could have received degrees in business and in creative writing! The family situation is clearly very messed up and Gary C is never going to offer good advice but someone needs to pull him aside and say get an education. The Patreon money would probably increase too if he presented himself as the hard working student in need of a Disney fix (during every break!) The only snag may be that he'd enroll in the first overpriced degree mill that takes his money, old habits, but it seems like his only way forward now.
 
GSquaredUWS said:
With the money spent on the book he could have received degrees in business and in creative writing! The family situation is clearly very messed up and Gary C is never going to offer good advice but someone needs to pull him aside and say get an education. The Patreon money would probably increase too if he presented himself as the hard working student in need of a Disney fix (during every break!) The only snag may be that he'd enroll in the first overpriced degree mill that takes his money, old habits, but it seems like his only way forward now.
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Plus he doesn't have the education to get into university. Yes he could now go in as a mature student, but even then you usually need a history of relevant work experience or a portfolio. Neither of which is on Adams side.
 
a lot of business schools are quite scammy so his business would probably get him in quite easily tbf especially as he’ll be paying them
 
hrgrmr47 said:
a lot of business schools are quite scammy so his business would probably get him in quite easily tbf especially as he’ll be paying them
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Yup and I fear he'd go right for the scammy degree mill rather than work hard towards making a strong application to a good uni. A decent degree plus a little exaggeration (not the outright lies currently on his resume) would set him up but he probably still thinks a career in writing/presenting/acting awaits. It's funny how some people would have been much better off without family money. Adam is a prime example.
 
The glowing five star reviews continue to trickle in.

I do not know how these people could have possibly not seen the dreadful writing and the lack of the plot. Quite a few mentioned that they laughed out loud. I don‘t even know when Adam was trying to be funny, let alone actually managed to be.
 
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I do find it strange it seems to have been this big, cathartic passion project for him and now he's dropped it like a hot stone. He could easily do a couple of stories or something just to keep the fire stoked but it's like he's gone on his "hiatus" and it doesn't exist to him anymore.
 
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