jack monroe

Congratulations to @CottageWitch for the words and @Mel Donte for the nomination! 🎉 Your prize: a jar of (yellow-sticker) capers to share. Recap of last thread: 1. Jack ‘had a hunch’ about something and wanted Twitter to show its adoration. Over 145k proved whatever hunch it was and the tweet...

Thankyou x to dear heart @colouredlines for the thread title and @Orphan_Black for nominating the words. Your prize is a delicious pear and buckwheat bun. Only one between you though, if you can manage to saw through it to share. We might be going to ICO court after the diggle reported Jack for...

Congratulations to @TheDragonWithAFlagon on the thread title. Welcome to thread 179 cool caballers. More and more squiggles and our beloved journalist are on the case of Jack's latest pile on. People are waking up and smelling the BS. DKL episodes no longer available on iplayer but photos of...

Congratulations to @Silver Linings for the thread title! Welcome to thread 178 least trolliest of trolls. In short Jack has been an unbelievable Unt! She came in all guns and gobby mouth blazing with the venom of a thousand bile suns, ready to do battle at high noon with a .....reasonable and...

Congratulations to @Fruitjack for the thread title! Welcome to thread 177 cabal of very naughty people. Due to a last minute chaos Jack has forced me to prep and cram as she never does before a book submission, a conference or a live video. Once again Jack proves she knows absolutely nothing...

Congratulations to @Thank(space)you for the thread title! Welcome to thread 176 ninnies and dear hearts. So Jack is in a mystery location with a mystery house mate 🤔 She lauded the wonderland of Nisa Local another non chain independent local retailer. She seems to have recovered from the ring...

Thanks to @Flibbertigibbet for the thread title words and @Eleanor Abernathy for the assist! Mild panic sets in as I realise I don't know what happened in the last thread. Jack continues to keep us guessing about where she's holed up, failing to realise we still don't care. She also kept up a...

Congratulations to @NomDeGuerre for the words and @Peeky_Mink for the nomination for thread title! 🎉 Your prize: one pair of Mark’s and Sparks pyjamas (to share). Recap of last thread ‘Hello Twitter ...’ she’s after a ‘little private posse of pillars to lean into’. ‘People think she’s a...

Congratulations to @bowiethesdmn for the words and @Falkor the luck dragon for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: a jar of pickles from Jack’s Polish supermarket haul and a slice of peach drizzle (you’ll need something to wash it down with). Recap of last thread ‘Cor people are really judgy...

Congratulations to @traumatised sideboard for the words and @Captainmouse for nominating them for a thread title! 🎉 Your joint prize: your choices of whichever inspirational Jack quote you want as a print for your wall. They start here. Recap of last thread She took the wheelchair emoji off...

Congratulations to @HBF1991 for the words (I adapted them slightly so as not to be tooooo negative) and @Fruitjack for the nomination 🎉 your joint prize: this. A vegan version can be rustled up, fear not. Recap of last thread She was fleetingly angry about school lunches again. She was...

Congratulations to @Hollaaa for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: a sticky ribs Pot Noodle (it’s not obviously non-vegan). Enjoy. Recap of last thread If you missed the BBC Big Book Weekend live and fancy 45 minutes of waffling tedium, here it is. Jack is collaborating with the Bright Blue...

Congratulations to @Sideboard Bob for the thread title! 🎉 I think this might be my favourite one 😂 Your prize: a framed print of Turnipbot (who wants to ask him nicely?) Recap of last thread Her Twitter was reactivated after a night’s break. The burning issue of what a turnip is brought her...

Congratulations to @Brian Butterfield and @fauxpoor - you are joint thread title champs. Your prize: a plate of Jack’s latest foray into embracing her Greek roots. Recap of last thread Her goal is to write so many books that’s there’s one for all seasons and reasons. She’s an ‘anxious first...

Congratulations to @spirals for the words and @cheapwetham @fauxpoor and @LeftToMyOwnDevices for the nomination - you all share thread title credit 🎉 I have a feeling someone aged 33-and-a-day ain’t gonna like it. Your prize: this bowl of ... pot pourri? to share. Recap of last thread If you...

Congratulations to @waffle maker for the thread title! 🎉 your prize: mmm that unsealed bag of chicken juice and raw onion. Recap of last thread She may have double booked.. She was ‘burned out and furious’ in the eve of her birthday. ‘Enjoy your birthday, Jack’. SHAN’T. Lucky Del Monte. She...

Congratulations to @Brian Butterfield for the thread title! 🎉 did you think of it whilst in a trance? Your prize: first taste of the upside pineapple chicken thing. Yes, I know you’re vegan but so is Jack so sup it up 😂. Recap of last thread Jack will take part in a TedX talk on poverty and...

Congratulations to @TheDragonWithAFlagon for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: one box of home made firelighters🔥 where to start? Jack was away (but still here) she managed to piss off just about everybody, including the canal, with her constant hat changing and metamorphosing. her ridiculous...

Congratulations to @colouredlines for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: one Burberry Scarf (which you may need to have re-embroidered). Recap of last thread Clear your diary for 6pm on the 16 March. She’s doing a live for Del Monte. She asked if there was a ‘friendly oncologist’ in amongst her...

Congratulations to @fauxpoor for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: your very own tin of Jack’s carpet freshener. Disclaimer: Do not use near animals, plants or humans. Recap of last thread She came back to tweet about International Women’s Day. And to post a goodnight shot on Instagram. Night...

Congratulations to @Anonymous One for the words and @waffle maker @PoorPatrol @Lanie and possibly others for the nomination! 🎉 your prize: a bowl of condensed milk carbonara. Mmm. Recap of last thread It’s just cats, mate. Lots of cattos, doggos, rattos, bunnos, duckos and still living...

Thread title courtesy of @MancBee for the words and @Minky McMoneypenny for the nomination! Recap of last thread. 1. With over 600 votes in the 'how long have you been reading these threads?' poll, the clear winner was Since That Man in March 2020. Nice to know he continues to play such a...

Congratulations to @Emmapism for the thread title! 🎉 Had to shorten it to fit. Your prize: your choice of one of Jack’s garden chairs, plus a slice of the lemon drizzle. Zesty. Recap of last thread Round two for David Walliams. Dave, just grey rock. Will you be free on 21 March? Join Jack in...

Title in honour of @Emlo ’s mum Rachel, as suggested by @HotesTilaire 🎉 Recap of last thread So when she said she had fraudulently opened the Go Henry account? That was a JOKE y’all. She got salty with Go Henry, but no matter, all deleted. Another hashtag. Fly my pretties, flap. She had some...

Congratulations to @Orphan_Black for the words and @LyraBalaqua @Bobtheknob and @Minky McMoneypenny for the nomination / mash up. Your prize: you each get a Go Henry card. I hope you’re all children. Recap of last thread She told the flipping burger story again and also a new one about her...