jack monroe

Title by @Boyo from a @JombleWomble post. No thread noms until late in the thread and please add ‘thread title’ or ‘thread title nomination’. No swearing in them please. Hopefully someone can write an acceptable recap.

Congratulations to our favourite Tax Man avatar @Flash123 for the winning title, your prize? Well it’s not filed accounts, that’s for sure. Take your pick from this pile of delightfully home-dyed clothes which were previously stained and unwearable and now are...oh. Second prize to @Boyo for...

Thread title by @Veronicaaa Nom by @Falkor Ho-ho-ho-ly shit. Jack is back with a vengeance. She has a new kitten, Mini. She has forgotten all of her previous oirish incarnations and was successful in drowning last week’s awfulness with red brown lemonade. She also gave a foodbank all of her...

Thread title courtesy of @OwlRightsReserved, nominated by many. Your prize is some lovely beans and mandarins that I have been fermenting for months in anticipation of making a warming winter salad. New readers will find the Wiki (pink button) useful. Thread title suggestions only in the latter...

Title by @Powershower Jack is in trouble with the Taxman… Jack caught up with the news and got cross about the Government while keeping her smiling face in front of Downing Street as her pinned tweet. It was all too taxing (geddit) for her and she had to tidy up after a Coopsie chaos with a...

Title from a @Marmalade Atkins post quoting the stellar marketing team of the Bristol Sport Foundation. Those lucky chaps cowered at the gravitas of ChefA Jack Munroe and have royally ballsed this launch up. Nommed by @HotesTilaire Anyhoo, sticky brown poo. After some investigating the recipe...

Title by @Marj24 Let’s hope this era of Jack has mined every joke there is. Please remember to keep thread title suggestions to the tail end of the thread. Wiki is the pink button for newbies. Well, Jack’s dimmer switch eyes are going nuts. She put up her tree after Twitter encouraged her...

Title by living legend @Marmalade Atkins and nommed by @Veronicaaa Please keep noms to the end of the thread and no swearing in them. Pink button is the wiki for some Jack facts, she loves them.

Title by Jack herself! From @Veronicaaa’s post. Wiki is the pink button for newbies. Please remember to save thread title nominations until the tail end of the thread and to keep them clean. Vamonos.

Title by some random silver person, nom by the legend that is @Marmalade Atkins Pink button is the wiki for newbies. Pls remember no nominations for thread title until the tail end of the thread and no darn cussing.

Title by @Rekyavikgirl nommed by many! Wiki is the pink button for newbies. Pls remember no thread title nominations until the tail end of the thread and no swearing in them please and thank….you.

Title by @Flash123 Wiki is pink button for newbies Pls remember no thread titles until the sun is setting behind the soft pink curtains (after page 35ish) and no swearing in them.

Words by @Sideboard Bob Nom by @Lumpyspaceprincess Wiki is the pink button. Pls remember no thread titles until the tail end of the thread and no swearing.

Title by @Boyo Wiki is the pink button for newbies. Pls remember no thread title noms until the tail end of the thread, and no swearing.

Words by @Ellabella nom by @Nottonightbabe Well….the pdf is out, unlike Jack’s Pls nom thread titles after 500 posts/page 35/40, no swear words etc. Wiki for newbies is the pink button.

Thanks to @Veronicaaa for the words and @Britney Spiers Morgan for the nom. 57 reactions, which is almost half as many tins of fish in Jack's larder. Recap: Jack revealed she has a tell-all, """"unfiltered"""" interview in the new issue of that esteemed periodical, DIVA magazine. Shame the art...

Words by @Bunmog Nom by @JoyceDivision

Nom by @Sideboard Bob Words by @Falkor

Title by @Captainmouse nom by @Boyo

Lost track of who said it, soz, but the thread was tooo long and I was panicking. If it was you, claim your beans. Nom by @Lionel Richtea Jack wrote a massive and later deleted thread that was more triggery than an NRA conference (😉) and then disappeared only to reappear as Instagram Jack...

Title by @Ispyabudgetbeanblogger (Can we please remember to keep title suggestions to the latter half of the thread, after 500 posts, roughly page 35,40) Cheers, big ears. Jack has been to Conference again! Not that you’d know it from her SM as it was the Tory one. She also sniffed and...

Congratulations to @L3moning for the thread title! I’m not all that fond of it myself as I feel it is very ... enabling. A certain poster was doing so well. But, there we go. Well, despite all of the forensic Opal Fruit comparison on the train, Jack finally made it to conference. She was bladdy...

Congratulations to @Ispyabudgetbeanblogger (what a mouthful) and @FrumpyCat for two different nominations of this thread title. You can also go to conference. So, Jack came back to Twitter on the Saturday to campaign against the £20 cut to Universal Credit. It was an excellent opportunity to...

Thread title by @Traazers Jack has immersed herself into Instagram like a slop based Ready Player One. It’s been a wild ride (but not at a theme park). Recaps pls if this fever dream of a weekend can be popped into a slow cooker and left on high to see if anyone can work out what the heck is...

Thread title by @Pixieboots after a contestant on Pointless got Jack’s name wrong. Jack’s been quiet this week, not much to report.