jack monroe

Title by @Lizzie Mintdrop nommed by @Switchstreetz Jack has been fairly quiet the last few days, aside from posting a year old video of Dash the rabbit which lasted less than 24 hours. Jack is spending her saturday night stabbing biscuits.

Thread title courtesy of @Veronicaaa, your prize is an inevitable and inexplicable egg. Just the one. Why? Nobody knows. Jack is definitely back and has been providing us with a bounty of Instagram content, largely #unfiltered photos of herself grinning like a pillock and wearing child-sized...

Continue… Jack has been on t’radio. Thread title by the lovely @Pocahontas

Congratulations to @Sideboard Bob (that’s Sidey B to pals) for the words and @Rekyavikgirl (Björk?!) for the thread title! 🎉 You know what your prize is gonna be, don’t you. That’s right - a nice big jar of anchovy butter, lovingly handchurned by Jack. Recap of last thread: 1. She was...

Congratulations to @secretsu and @ThunderClapForCapers for the thread title! Your prize: joint ownership of Jack’s entry to Portrait Artist of the Year. I hear the downstairs loo is a good place to display valuable art. Recap of last thread: 1. She will not be appearing in this year’s series...

It is with a heavy heart I must announce that with the demise of Thread #200 it is time for us to set our kumquats free. We all looked ravishing, rakish and just a little bit ridiculous but they must be released back into the wild to scamper and scurry. Thread title comes courtesy of...

Here we are, thread 200! Praise beans. Thread title by Jack herself. (Apologies @Veronicaaa I wasn’t sure if the b word disqualified it)

Congratulations for the thread title go to @kachoochoo for the sentiments and @onlysunshine and @MooBelle for the nomination. You all get front row seats to Jack Monroe: Mamapapa Mia, A Musical. Recap of last thread: There was a Jack-inspired musical theatre lyric-off. (Sorry...

For the thread title we must thank the triumvirate of @Peeky_Mink for the idea, @lilamay for the execution and @Hollaaa for the nomination. Your prize is a triple egg extravaganza: cod roe, quail egg and snake egg all mashed up to the point of indeterminance. Perfect spread on toast with a...

Congratulations to @Emmapism for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: a pair of Jack’s folded unmentionables. Recap of last thread: Not much. Jack’s website is down (hence the thread title) - she’s aware but it’s ... complicated. She popped up briefly last night to report she was too busy folding...

Previously on thread 195! - While Jack was AWAY we celebrated the anniversary of her visit to tattle on thread 31 with cake and some of the best bits - we were treated to a "she SHAN'TY" here - Jack returned! The book still isn't done and appears to have gone back to the drawing board -...

Thank you to a triumvirate for the threat title: @bowiethesdmn for the words and @Raker and @bladiesla for nominating them. Your joint prize is a jar of pickled beans and mandarins. I started them a couple of months ago so they've had plenty of time to settle and there's enough for a generous...

Congratulations to @Vanelope for the words and @JuliaGulia for the nomination! 🎉 Your prize: one Mulberry bag, stained. Not with original strap. Recap of last thread 1. She came back like the maverick master, and with newfound wisdom: You Don’t Have to Rinse the Beans. 2. True to form, she...

Congratulations to @traumatised sideboard for the words and @Carmina-Piranha for nominating them! I’m just making some black bean and mole sauce sauce sloup for you overnight, I’ll bring it in tomorrow, yeah? My apologies but I took the liberty of changing the word “mother” to “mama”. Sue me if...

I’ve made a new thread and these were my words. How gauche! Credit to @Falkor and @Eurgh for the nomination 🎉 Your prizes: a flower crown and a Santa hat for each of you. So, what’s happened? Not much - Jack is still Away. Good for her (?) There must be reasons. On the thread: there were trips...

Thank you @Falkor for perfectly capturing the essence of JACK MONROE IS AWAY. Your prize is a pineapple hat with extraneous brine. The only thing Jack has done over the previous thread is retweet Delicious because her upside down Del Monte monstrosity was featured in the latest issue. Her...

For this thread title we must thank @Hollaaa for the words and @DrtCrl for the nomination, even if it was illegally early in the last thread. Congratulations, your prize is a year's supply of Mel Donte Sitrus Calad! In the previous thread: -we continued our internal chaos and tested some more...

You've finally done it @Billybellend you irreverent and ephemeral smol pixie, your very own thread title after being the first person to nominate @BlendedSlop's words. We've run out of Yakult now but we do have Jackult which is Jack's new range of fermented gut-healthy drinks. It's probably...

This is (was, is no longer, it's pining for the fjords etc.) the thread title with the most votes suggested by @schmetterling, an homage to a minor in-thread chaos involving someone who appears to believe that Jack's books are 'good for camping'. Well, from a glance at the front cover they...

Hello and welcome to thread 187. Please excuse my mincing of your oath for the thread title, @SweetTransvestite but it is considered TOO RUDE for Tattle (and thank you for nominating the words @ChocolateMuffin). Your prize is a six-pack of #gifted Yakult. In the previous thread: -Jack continued...

Congratulations to @Rekyavikgirl for the words and @JuliaGulia for the nomination! 🎉 Your joint prize: this monstrosity. Rufus Hound bantz optional. Recap of last thread: Fack Monroe wrote a love letter to the inventor of the tin can. There was also a recipe for her pineapple chicken, which...

Congratulations to @Emmapism for coming up with the title ❤ Welcome to thread 185 slop avoiders! Wild Garlic. London. 2021 Jack found or bought some and photographed it for instagram. I'm not sure if the garlic has been facetuned however. The Diva awards (for which Jack has been nominated as...

Congratulations to @kachoochoo for coming up with such a fabulous title. Also thanks to @Emmapism for quoting it and putting me right. Also to @HotesTilaire for nominating it. Welcome to thread 184 stalkers! Jack has asked for new friends and she is asking for a friend 😉 Manchester, you have...

Congratulations to @Powershower Welcome to thread 183 cool caballers. Jack claims she was contacted by journalists about Bawsa's response to the football super league versus free school meals. The cabal says aye right! Her latest cosplay in the absence of Cooper is to deploy clown costumes...

Congratulations to @Harrybosch and @Hollaaa for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: a sharing plate of this. (Heavy breathing optional extra). No excuses, Harry - it’s vegan! Recap of previous thread: 1. Jack found her lost Tile. She live tweeted various methods to retrieve it. She kicked it. It...