Zoella #3 Joe Sugg's Sister & Pet Neglector

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These “content” creators film the most boring tit. Alfie/Joe/Zoe all had the same exact day vlog. I find it hilarious Joe and Alfie cut out Zoe from a ton of footage in their vlogs though. ?
Also I noticed in Alfie’s vlog whilst they are at the mansion sitting on the couches and Dianne starts talking you can see Zoe clench her jaw. ? She is SO jealous.
After Joe&Dianne left Zoe gets hiccups and keeps saying how she hates them, I am thinking she’s referring to J&D rather than the hiccups.
Zoe just seemed so out of place during that whole group interaction.
(ugh I have so much to discuss)
So J&D on their instastories were learning a new dance together and it’s so cute to be honest, you can tell they love doing things together and are in that lustful stage. Whilst Alfie is out at the Brits being pathetic but at least still out, chatting it up with girls he probably wish he could date, and more than likely, Zoe is sunken into the couch watching Elf fuming and hating everyone around her.
The jealousy is coming out! I am glad Dianne is around to burst Zoe’s little bubble ?
 
It is weird as I thought for SO long Zoe should go back to brunette but actually, it makes her look so haggard. Her hairdresser is terrible. I think it wouldn't look bad if it had a depth to it instead of just solid brown. Maybe some nice lighter highlights through it. Or she would even look better as a blonde balayage but like ashy not brassy.

Also her mum seems to lead a healthy lifestyle, it is a shame that Zoe doesn't learn from her.
 
bubbletea123 said:
It is weird as I thought for SO long Zoe should go back to brunette but actually, it makes her look so haggard. Her hairdresser is terrible. I think it wouldn't look bad if it had a depth to it instead of just solid brown. Maybe some nice lighter highlights through it. Or she would even look better as a blonde balayage but like ashy not brassy.

Also her mum seems to lead a healthy lifestyle, it is a shame that Zoe doesn't learn from her.
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At this point, I don’t think any new hair color or style would look better on her, it’s the fact that she leads such an unhealthy lifestyle: eating like crap and never moving her body.
I’ve always thought her mother was gorgeous, actually runs and tends to a garden, I think Zoe would have been a lot like her mother if she didn’t get swept away with the YouTube “fame”.
It’s quite a shame. I don’t think Zoe is an unattractive person but she certainly looks awful for her ages and it shows. If things were different and she actually exercised and ate healthy she’d probably be smoking hot. Sadly though, she just looks like she’s decaying and aging prematurely.
 
The comments under Colorpops Insta post are brutal! 'Irrelevant liar' 'scams kids' 'embarrassing' are just some. Plus the fact she is not known for her makeup. A lot of US commentators saying they hadn't heard of her, googled her and saw the stories about her so won't be buying the product though they usually love CP. Interesting to see how well it sells. Her image is just all wrong and not at all aspirational. She doesn't actually DO anything - why on earth would anyone want to copy her? She so often seems listless and tired and flops around on her sofa and her skin is so matte and flat. I want to be inspired to buy makeup but I honestly can't think who would want her 'look'.
 
Jelly Bean said:
The comments under Colorpops Insta post are brutal! 'Irrelevant liar' 'scams kids' 'embarrassing' are just some. Plus the fact she is not known for her makeup. A lot of US commentators saying they hadn't heard of her, googled her and saw the stories about her so won't be buying the product though they usually love CP.
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Colourpop won't even delete them as they mostly are from colourpop fans ?

People are even trying to convince others that haven't heard of her to not buy it and bringing up every shady thing she's done.

Can't feel sorry for her as it's all true.
 
Jelly Bean said:
The comments under Colorpops Insta post are brutal! 'Irrelevant liar' 'scams kids' 'embarrassing' are just some. Plus the fact she is not known for her makeup. A lot of US commentators saying they hadn't heard of her, googled her and saw the stories about her so won't be buying the product though they usually love CP. Interesting to see how well it sells. Her image is just all wrong and not at all aspirational. She doesn't actually DO anything - why on earth would anyone want to copy her? She so often seems listless and tired and flops around on her sofa and her skin is so matte and flat. I want to be inspired to buy makeup but I honestly can't think who would want her 'look'.
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Where is Mrs T now ?
 
Jelly Bean said:
The comments under Colorpops Insta post are brutal! 'Irrelevant liar' 'scams kids' 'embarrassing' are just some. Plus the fact she is not known for her makeup. A lot of US commentators saying they hadn't heard of her, googled her and saw the stories about her so won't be buying the product though they usually love CP. Interesting to see how well it sells. Her image is just all wrong and not at all aspirational. She doesn't actually DO anything - why on earth would anyone want to copy her? She so often seems listless and tired and flops around on her sofa and her skin is so matte and flat. I want to be inspired to buy makeup but I honestly can't think who would want her 'look'.
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Thing is she doesn't even really have a 'look' it's just basic make up with the occasional coloured eye shadow/lipstick. Rihanna glows with highlighter, even though they are fake kylie has her lips, Kat Von Dee is bold and dark whilst zoe is ??????
 
LittleRoots said:
Can you even get colorpop in the uk?
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No. They deliver to the UK and for the first 48 hours it's (apparently) free delivery for the zoella stuff.

The zoella account has been assuring people that there will be no import fees, but that's at odds with what it says on the colourpop site. Zoella keeps saying there are no customs fees anymore, but not sure how that's the case. Has something changed for EU imports of makeup?

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Yel said:
No. They deliver to the UK and for the first 48 hours it's (apparently) free delivery for the zoella stuff.

The zoella account has been assuring people that there will be no import fees, but that's at odds with what it says on the colourpop site. Zoella keeps saying there are no customs fees anymore, but not sure how that's the case. Has something changed for EU imports of makeup?

All international orders are subject to customs and duty fees as defined by the country of import. Customs and duty fees are not included in your ColourPop order and/or shipping total. ColourPop is not responsible for fees associated with import. All fees must be paid by the parcel recipient.

Please note, ColourPop is not responsible for any shipping deliveries that may be affected by customs, natural occurrences, transfers from USPS to the local carrier in your country or air and ground transportation strikes or delays.

support.colourpop.com

How are shipping rates calculated?

Shipping within the continental United States is a flat rate of $5.99 USD. Domestic orders over $30 USD are eligible for free shipping! For international shipping, there is a flat rate of $9.99 USD...
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Honestly can’t wait for people to order and get hit with customs. Royal Mail charge you £8 plus the custom free on top of 20% on orders over £15. This is even if it’s marked as a gift nowadays, so unless they say the contents of the parcel are a few dollars (which most companies will not do) then people are going to get stung with import fees
 
Bubu said:
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Honestly can’t wait for people to order and get hit with customs. Royal Mail charge you £8 plus the custom free on top of 20% on orders over £15. This is even if it’s marked as a gift nowadays, so unless they say the contents of the parcel are a few dollars (which most companies will not do) then people are going to get stung with import fees
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That’d be another scandal to add to her list ?
 
So are they in London or not? Road trip for these idiots is going 10 mins down the road so who knows

Also, how is that pile of sweets got anything to do with 70s brunch??
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Watching Alfie's new Vlog and why do I feel like jumping off that 4 foot wall was the most adventurous thing Zoe's every done.

It also felt like Zoe was barely in the Vlog - did he cut her out most of it?

I think she'd thrive if she left Alfie, got some friends who are into similar things to her (I know that's sitting on sofa watching Netflix currently, but there must be things she enjoys) Just feels toxic and actually feel a little sorry for her now and then, until I remember a lot of the shady tit and bitchy comments she's done and then they deserve each other
 
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Srh1984 said:
Watching Alfie's new Vlog and why do I feel like jumping off that 4 foot wall was the most adventurous thing Zoe's every done.

It also felt like Zoe was barely in the Vlog - did he cut her out most of it?

I think she'd thrive if she left Alfie, got some friends who are into similar things to her (I know that's sitting on sofa watching Netflix currently, but there must be things she enjoys) Just feels toxic and actually feel a little sorry for her now and then, until I remember a lot of the shady tit and bitchy comments she's done and then they deserve each other
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I just commented on Alfie's thread that his vlog was like that one in Love, Actually where the photographer obsessively secretly films Kiera Knightly (Dianne). You could hear Zoe piping up occasionally but she was cropped out of most of the shots. Zoe very obviously was far from top dog which she is not used to at all. No one did that silent wide mouth laughing at her witticisms. Hence her behaviour got more juvenile & attention seeking - the wall nonsense, the slackline, hiccups. Luckily she is seeing Tanya today to prop up her ego.
 
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