Me too!!
I just went through them in order of the highest rating, and I was scrolling for a WHILE before I reached even a half positive one.
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I just went through them in order of the highest rating, and I was scrolling for a WHILE before I reached even a half positive one.
Iced Coffee
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Wow. ALL the top comments on TrendMood's Insta announcement are people talking so much tit on Zoe. And if they aren't literally calling her "Scamella" its other people just being like "I don't know who this chick is" lol. And seeing how TrendMood is for people who are actually into makeup, that means the only people who will be buying this are minions. Any attempt at tapping into a new audience is gonna crash and burn.
Some are saying that they think the colors are ok, but they're purposely NOT going to buy because it's related to Zoe. But for the most part it seems like Zoe is basically irrelevant here in the US now.
...I have no idea why anyone thought this collab was a good idea.
Some are saying that they think the colors are ok, but they're purposely NOT going to buy because it's related to Zoe. But for the most part it seems like Zoe is basically irrelevant here in the US now.
...I have no idea why anyone thought this collab was a good idea.
bubbletea123
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Zoes character Analysis from her launch... lol
What is with all the typos? Is it meant to be like that?
Zoes character Analysis from her launch... lol
It's hilarious and also incredibly sad how off their analysis was. "You are humble about your perfectionism...Making girls jealous has always been a side effect of being you." Yep, that couldn't be further from the Zoe we all know. 100% either she or one of her paid minions told The Bumbys to write that stuff; it sounds exactly like what Princess Zoe thinks of herself.
I can't with this girl; every aspect of her "work" is just another way to inflate her own ego without actually doing anything worth noting.
BustySinclair
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Unfortunately little Narla isn’t alone
Who the duck gets a dog if they can’t be arsed to walk it once a day? As one comment says - cruelty by laziness!
Who the duck gets a dog if they can’t be arsed to walk it once a day? As one comment says - cruelty by laziness!
bubbletea123
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Grr. Where I live, it has been -30 the past two weeks and our little Frenchie can't walk outside in that. But we have been taking him to indoor doggy meet ups. There is no excuse.
Well according to that hysterical article written by the journalist Alfie invited to the office, Narla is fat. No wonder. I have never liked pugs, I think they are so ugly and Narla’s eyes... ew.
But no matter how ugly a dog is it should still be walked and be cared for properly.
But no matter how ugly a dog is it should still be walked and be cared for properly.
Shootingstars45
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So they've found 6 times that zoella has mentioned the brand. * Slow clap *
She's on their pr list and has affiliate links, hardly a shocker she's mentioned being "obsessed" with it.
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disneys
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In her defence about her using Colourpop, she did used to mention them A LOT! However, I don’t think she’s ever actually mentioned buying from there - all the products she’s mentioned were likely gifted. ??
This must be a big deal for her and the fact all alfie can say about it is “this is sooo exciting” and “???” on SM says a lot. No “I’m so proud” etc, like you’d think a boyfriend with a huge social media presence would do.
This must be a big deal for her and the fact all alfie can say about it is “this is sooo exciting” and “???” on SM says a lot. No “I’m so proud” etc, like you’d think a boyfriend with a huge social media presence would do.
I don’t know, “I’m so proud” is just as meaningless as a fire emoji especially when you watch them interact for a minute. This collaboration is the latest in the long line of her slapping her name on some cosmetics. Ok it may be the first time she’s done it with an already established line, and may be an (unsuccessful) attempt to mature her brand but as far as I can see this is business as usual.
Even better, someone (Zoe?) has gone through to try to correct it...but has missed shitloads of errors lmao
disneys
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I disagree.
For these Youtubers, slapping your name on something is a huge achievement and Colourpop is a huge brand to do it with for them. Alfie can surely see this is a huge achievement but he seems cold about it, and not acting like the proud boyfriend he should be.
While we don’t see putting your name on a product you had nothing to do with a huge achievement, these people do. It’s their equivalent to climbing Everest or something. All Zoe’s friends have been very vocal about their support on social media, Alfie hasn’t been. I think he’s very distant from Zoe.
I agree that he’s distant. My point is writing he’s proud is no different to what he did do, that she’s “smashing it” or whatver. It wouldnt make me believe an iota more in their relationship. All you need to do is watch a few vlogs of them together to know, as we all do here, that no shallow Instagram statement can convincingly paper over those cracks.
And tbh he’s always been a bit quiet with her releases, I think he’s insecure because she makes more money than he does and his merch has always been utterly ghastly. The PB stuff and those ridiculous books.... at least Zoe’s is vaguely credible (in comparison).
boredjess
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WOW I don't know who is more pathetic. Colourpop or Zoe.
The brand couldn't find someone else to collaborate with, so they found someone who mentioned them something like 6 times over 5 years and something like 4 years ago?
it's highly possible you don't even like the same brand 1 year later.. so.......
and then there's zoe. she & horse-bf hyped her big project, that it's something she uses daily. makeup. and all she ever does is a racoon eye
I think she should have sold pizza
and then there's the photo. all the photoshop couldn't even really fix that photo
I mean that skin and lips looks dry. girl, you can't do that matte lip. go drink some water
disneys
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I think him saying that Zoe was smashing it or that he was incredibly proud would be a warmed sentiment than the one he’s already expressed. What he’s said so far just seems a bit... cold!
I ageee with you about him being insecure about her getting better opportunities and making more money, though. Perhaps this is why he’s always seemed so nonchalant about her achievements. He didn’t even read her book for Christ’s sake. But then I guess if he knew she didn’t actually write it, it wasn’t as big an achievement as was made out!
thenomad
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The fact Alfie is so insecure about Zoe's 'accomplishments' (and I use that word loosely) at his age so incredibly pathetic. When he got together with Zoe, she was always the breadwinner. This isn't brand new information for anyone. It's totally okay if women are the breadwinner, Alf.
He needs to stop being so sullen and constantly playing the unappreciative boyfriend. He gets to have an easy 'job', make good money for doing the bare minimum, and gets to live in a nice house with all the amenities. He doesn't have any major outstanding debt minus his home mortgage and his other rental properties.
I know that since leaving Gleam, Alfie hasn't had a major project on the same scale like Zoe has (with her book and her bath/body lines) but if Zoe acted the way Alfie did for his projects, I know that would not go down well for his ego. Even when Alfie was getting his horse dentures Zoe was complimenting him and telling him how great the teeth looked... I mean she obviously lied but that's beside the point. The whole pretending he doesn't have a girlfriend only when it's convenient and not being able to muster some emotion or care about his gf's projects and launches. I don't know who he's trying to fool or what persona he's trying to project but it just comes across in poor taste and further solidifies his man-childishness. However, Zoe did have an attitude when Alfie did his Guardian interview (which backfired on him spectacularly) but I think it was less about him doing the interview and more so Zoe seeing the press as the enemy since they're usually on point about her achievements. The truth hurts sometimes. ?
GossWhore
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ColorPop need to calm the f down with their releases. It's like one every fricking 2 days.
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