Zanna van Dijk #28 Obsessed with the mythology of her own life

[CustardPie]

Why have you been invited to a retreat for women in business run by Porsche at Soho Farmhouse?
Good question. I have literally no idea why. And that 'imposter syndrome' you're feeling? Yeah, that's justified.
Another good question is why have you decided to wear a tiny mini skirt in November, but then I suppose how would people know how thin you are if you dressed normally?
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Came here to say the same. She might as well just go in her pants.

 

[icameheretospy]

What an absolute mess she looks. Not a very professional look for the business woman she claims to be. It’s giving less business woman and more working girl vibes.

but she is a hard working girl!!

 

[forthelifeofriley]

I think you mean “hard working gal”

 

[ChampagneBox]

Worlds tallest hard working gal

 

[martaS]

Worlds tallest hardest working gal

 

[peekachu]

Assuming it’s an overnight retreat. We can count this as a UK holiday, right?

She’s been back from her last trip for what, 3 days.. such a hardworking gal

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

oh calm
down
zanna!

 

[peekachu]

oh calm
down
zanna!

Don’t worry everyone, Zanna’s teeth aren’t real, they can’t hurt you

 

[martaS]

Don’t worry everyone, Zanna’s teeth aren’t real, they can’t hurt you

I really want to believe you

 

[expatfancy]

Has she taken down the post? I can’t see it!

 

[martaS]

Has she taken down the post? I can’t see it!

It's still on her Stories but guess who downloaded it just in case

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

I’m just stunned she’s never been to Soho Farmhouse before, isn’t it the home of every influenza with no originality

 

[unethicalcareers]

Imagine being an actual woman in business going to that event and Zanna is who they give you to network with. What a waste of time!

 

[Dawn5219]

I’m just stunned she’s never been to Soho Farmhouse before, isn’t it the home of every influenza with no originality

Exactly - incoming pic / video of riding green bike ! Sooooo original !! Look where I am

 

[Crypticqueenie]

It's still on her Stories but guess who downloaded it just in case
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I am firmly a millenial but this is like one of those tiktok skits of how millennials act

 

[expatfancy]

Imagine being an actual woman in business going to that event and Zanna is who they give you to network with. What a waste of time!

Don’t worry. It looks like ‘women in business’ means instagram huns. Sorry Zanna, but you’ve been invited because you’re tall and blond, nothing to do with any perceived business acumen you think you have

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

One of the best decisions….to have lost more wedding photos that do t include your ‘fat friend’ Tally cut out again as she doesn’t fit the starving posh girl aesthetic

 

[Wikiwangocard]

Zanna van Dijk #29 Massive mug of Yorkshire teeth

Thanks to @MilkAndTwoSugars and @martaS for this new thread title which sums her up to a tee(th)

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