Zanna van Dijk #28 Obsessed with the mythology of her own life

[Vroomvroom]

Asked in her Q&A about who planned the trip and she says she did in conjunction with intrepid. As if she just planned it herself and it wasn’t them doing the planning and her agreeing so she could slap her name on it!

 

[Crypticqueenie]

Maybe because it feels like some of the first real travelling/more intense through hiking I've seen from one of these trips, and somewhere that's a real dream for me and not somewhere achievable/I've been too, but found this trip actually quite interesting to see.
Imagine the cost of all her kit though cause you just know she had to have the highest end merino/down stuff

 

[ack13]

I think she’s paid for a last minute upgrade. I’m about to fly home from Vietnam and the cost to upgrade last minute has went from 10k to 2k (not paying that, just hoping the price would go down to like £10 ) which is pennies for her.

 

[Imah]

When you thought the wedding content was over, nope here it comes again

 

[martaS]

When you thought the wedding content was over, nope here it comes again

Will she celebrate the divorce as much, or will pretend the marriage and divorce never happened?

 

[goglow1818191]

This is unhinged. It’s like a parody of a busy person.

 

[DM Me Hun]

That’s called toxic productivity hun. Absolutely no one is impressed.

 

[peekachu]

She 100% switched tabs to Netflix after taking that photo

She’s SO desperate to appear hard working. It’s completely unhinged, delusional and embarrassing.

You’re sat in a bath after coming back from your 19th holiday of the year, Zanna. Tell us you’ve never had a real job without telling us.

 

[goglow1818191]

Toxic productivity and also toxic electrocution of your laptop falls in the bath.

That’s called toxic productivity hun. Absolutely no one is impressed.

 

[peekachu]

It’s also showing off her privilege. Look at me “working” from home whilst having a bath, who cares if the laptop falls in - I’m rich enough to buy a new one.

This is exactly why she’s unrelatable and has to keep begging people to interact with her low effort content.

 

[daisychain99]

I love it when super rich people get upgraded for free, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

So what now? Quick game of Zanna Bingo:
Home
Flowers from Ant
Forced cuddling of Bella
Bubble bath
Eating chocolate because she's missed it
Watching Harry Potter
Barry's for a gym session
Brunch
Massage
Sound bath

Delete as applicable

To add to the list:

nails

facial

Botox top up

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

oh not this again… wedding stuff on repeat.

 

[yolo123]

oh not this again… wedding stuff on repeat.

seems like a competition with Tally. Tally posted wedding photos so she's gotta post wedding photos

 

[martaS]

oh not this again… wedding stuff on repeat.

Must be Tony's fave too - he almost doesn't look a feet shorter than his superwoman wife

 

[Wikiwangocard]

Three things

1 Bingos for immediate wanky baths and running

2. Was always quite envious of how much privacy they had at end of their garden.
And now they don't

3. This bloke is such a prick and she doesn't need to go to the Dolomites again.

 

[Dawn5219]

No mention of the lost passengers on the Egyptian diving trip - thought as she had been on one in that area and is such an expert on them she would have said “thought are with etc” but no mention - she maybe worried the news will put people booking on trips.

 

[lisafreezy]

No mention of the lost passengers on the Egyptian diving trip - thought as she had been on one in that area and is such an expert on them she would have said “thought are with etc” but no mention - she maybe worried the news will put people booking on trips.

i doubt she reads the news tbh

 

[martaS]

Three things

1 Bingos for immediate wanky baths and running

2. Was always quite envious of how much privacy they had at end of their garden.
And now they don't

3. This bloke is such a prick and she doesn't need to go to the Dolomites again.

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I wonder how long he was sitting there with his stupid little arm up and smug fake grin for her to get the perfect Instagram worthy shot?

 

[Wikiwangocard]

Why have you been invited to a retreat for women in business run by Porsche at Soho Farmhouse?
Good question. I have literally no idea why. And that 'imposter syndrome' you're feeling? Yeah, that's justified.
Another good question is why have you decided to wear a tiny mini skirt in November, but then I suppose how would people know how thin you are if you dressed normally?

 

[Dotherighthing]

What an absolute mess she looks. Not a very professional look for the business woman she claims to be. It’s giving less business woman and more working girl vibes.