Zanna van Dijk #27 It's a WALK, not a hike

[peanutbuttercupp11]

How utterly demeaning is that reel. Imagine if Ant posted "give giant queens a chance".

My husband is the same height as Ant and I think he'd die inside if I referred to him as a "short king"

 

[Cazza81]

Is Tally trolling Zanna again?

(Sorry, needed to scrub my brain of the PDA cringefest with a chance of subject)

 

[SideEyes]

I cannot deal with the latest cringe fest story about love language.
He really doesn't find her remotely attractive does he, literally squirming away from her.

Yeah, that was a hard watch - there's no way on God's ravaged-by-Zanna Earth that these two are bumping uglies!

 

[RosaGirl200]

I reckon tally and jack will stay together longer than Zanna and ant…I genuinely give it 2 years

The difference is I genuinely believe that Tally and Jack are mad about each other. You really feel they love each other, they actually spend time together and seen to want a life together. Everything about Zanna now is just so performative, it's even taken over her relationship. There is no way you can be a happy relationship and spend so much time apart - in the exact life moments when you should want to spend all your time in bed riding each other.

 

[Wikiwangocard]

Another day in London, another day to brag about the Loewe belt

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Ant isn’t that short really is he? She’s just unusually tall for a woman. Like I said earlier the height difference is only an issue because she makes it one, and when your 6ft2 it’s hard to find a bloke who’s taller than you anyway. I think she’s painfully insecure about her height and the relationship in general which is why she goes on about it so much.

 

[martaS]

Another day in London, another day to brag about the Loewe belt

It's not even nice!

 

[AlexandraHamilton]

The difference is I genuinely believe that Tally and Jack are mad about each other. You really feel they love each other, they actually spend time together and seen to want a life together. Everything about Zanna now is just so performative, it's even taken over her relationship. There is no way you can be a happy relationship and spend so much time apart - in the exact life moments when you should want to spend all your time in bed riding each other.

Yeah it's definitely weird. I'm all for being independent from your partner but this seems extreme. I do wonder if kids will be on the cards or not. It's not like Ant will be a stay at home dad whilst she "travels for work" if neither of them want kids then I guess it's fine but I was always under the impression Ant wanted them. At the very least Zanna will need to have a minimum of 6 months no flights and reduced exercise. I just can't see it happening. But also didn't she mention a while back that she was trying to get all of her solo travelling done before settling down? That drastic change of lifestyle and all or nothing mentality can't be good for anyone.

 

[ChampagneBox]

She’s defo headed for another breakdown and I take no pleasure in saying that

 

[CustardPie]

Yeah it's definitely weird. I'm all for being independent from your partner but this seems extreme. I do wonder if kids will be on the cards or not. It's not like Ant will be a stay at home dad whilst she "travels for work" if neither of them want kids then I guess it's fine but I was always under the impression Ant wanted them. At the very least Zanna will need to have a minimum of 6 months no flights and reduced exercise. I just can't see it happening. But also didn't she mention a while back that she was trying to get all of her solo travelling done before settling down? That drastic change of lifestyle and all or nothing mentality can't be good for anyone.

Not to state the obvious but you have to be at home to conceive too!

 

[Wikiwangocard]

Not to state the obvious but you have to be at home to conceive too!

No way do they have sex, he can't seem to stand her physically. Turkey baster at the ready.

 

[Pilatesgirl]

No way do they have sex, he can't seem to stand her physically. Turkey baster at the ready.

Or a surrogate. Then she would still be able to live her life as they baby will then be raised by a Nanny. She is just the egg donor.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

She’s defo headed for another breakdown and I take no pleasure in saying that

A lack of purpose in life can cause poor mental health in my experience. She needs a proper job. Has she ever had one.

 

[Azure]

Can she even get pregnant? I'd be surprised if she has regular periods.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

The 90s have called Zanna, they want you back

 

[martaS]

Or a surrogate. Then she would still be able to live her life as they baby will then be raised by a Nanny. She is just the egg donor.

She's donating tall queen genes

 

[daisychain99]

A lack of purpose in life can cause poor mental health in my experience. She needs a proper job. Has she ever had one.

She was a fitness instructor after uni whilst doing girl gainzzzz podcasts and starting influencer career… so no.

 

[greenergrass]

Ooh. Which podcast is that please?

I just listened to this podcast. I have significantly less brain cells than before.

 

[expatfancy]

So much Botox in her face her eyes can barely open

 

[Chattyman321]

So much Botox in her face her eyes can barely open
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Christ she looks about 50, she’s not gonna age well going overboard on the Botox/filler