Zanna van Dijk #27 It's a WALK, not a hike

The weding...

  • Will be small and tasteful 🌊

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Will be a shitshow of outfits and decorations, but no chemistry between newlyweds 🥸

    Votes: 90 76.9%

  • Bella will be a flower girl 🥸

    Votes: 4 3.4%

  • They will serve sludge for food 🍲

    Votes: 29 24.8%

  • Will have to be followed by a "holiday of lifetime" to avoid post-wed blues 🌍

    Votes: 64 54.7%

  • I hope it rains ⛈️

    Votes: 45 38.5%

  • Everyone will finish with a skinny dip in the sea 🌊

    Votes: 22 18.8%

  • Wedding favours would be Stay Wealthy Swimwear beanies and dark chocolate bars 👙

    Votes: 26 22.2%

  • Ollie B will crash the hen do and do a striptease routine 🤤

    Votes: 27 23.1%

  • Will be done before you know it because Zanna will have a "work" trip the day after

    Votes: 35 29.9%
  • Total voters
    117
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Greencatfysh said:
This comment made me lol - it’s true! Demeaning Ant once again by calling him short. He’s not short, you’re just huge

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icameheretospy said:
This holiday must’ve been mentally straining on her. Imagine not wanting to eat, but here you have someone literally feeding you for a week 😬 yikes!

“I feel thoroughly nourished” = “gotta get another run in this week” 🤯

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She has no problem with taste-testing a load of “hiking snacks” with all that plastic packaging waste just for content 🤢 How creative!
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Maybe she feels so nourished because she has had home cooked food all week instead of eating out 3 times a day ! She may realise what her kitchen in her mansion is for now !!
 
Lalalalaaaaaa85 said:
To be honest more I hear from her/them the more Ant gives me the heebie jeebies. Got to be something wrong with him if he wants to marry Zanna when she’s never around and with all her jibes about his height. I reckon he’s the type of man who wears nappies for kicks 🤢
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obviously it’s less a of deal now she’s in her 30s but they met when she was a bit younger (22/23 & 31 maybe?). My assumption is he wants a trophy wife which she gives the vibes of but actually when you get to know her it’s a complete different story. Their relationship must purely be transactional but then at this stage I’m not even sure how neither of them seems to get nothing out of it. Maybe she cooks, but it’s been mentioned a lot that he does the cleaning, clearly pays the mortgage etc whilst she is just never there. It must be a pretty lonely life for both of them. It looks like he leaves to go to work at 5am! I can’t imagine them ever having kids but he strikes me as the ‘wanting to leave a legacy’ type

In other news I was listening to a podcast with Talila and Emily who were on their hen do. It all sounded so fake and the insta vs the reality. They mentioned everyone feeling ill on the boat trip and feeling drained after a long drive for the hike. Just sounds like a bitchy group
 
Imah said:
obviously it’s less a of deal now she’s in her 30s but they met when she was a bit younger (22/23 & 31 maybe?). My assumption is he wants a trophy wife which she gives the vibes of but actually when you get to know her it’s a complete different story. Their relationship must purely be transactional but then at this stage I’m not even sure how neither of them seems to get nothing out of it. Maybe she cooks, but it’s been mentioned a lot that he does the cleaning, clearly pays the mortgage etc whilst she is just never there. It must be a pretty lonely life for both of them. It looks like he leaves to go to work at 5am! I can’t imagine them ever having kids but he strikes me as the ‘wanting to leave a legacy’ type

In other news I was listening to a podcast with Talila and Emily who were on their hen do. It all sounded so fake and the insta vs the reality. They mentioned everyone feeling ill on the boat trip and feeling drained after a long drive for the hike. Just sounds like a bitchy group
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Ooh. Which podcast is that please?
 
How much grief must he get from friends and colleagues, being called a short king?!

It seems to work for them to live quite separate lives. He's probably going out drinking after work and playing golf at the weekends whilst she's off on her holidays. And cuddling up to Bella in bed.
 
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