Zanna van Dijk #27 It's a WALK, not a hike

The weding...

  • Will be small and tasteful 🌊

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Will be a shitshow of outfits and decorations, but no chemistry between newlyweds 🥸

    Votes: 90 76.9%
  • Bella will be a flower girl 🥸

    Votes: 4 3.4%
  • They will serve sludge for food 🍲

    Votes: 29 24.8%
  • Will have to be followed by a "holiday of lifetime" to avoid post-wed blues 🌍

    Votes: 64 54.7%
  • I hope it rains ⛈️

    Votes: 45 38.5%
  • Everyone will finish with a skinny dip in the sea 🌊

    Votes: 22 18.8%
  • Wedding favours would be Stay Wealthy Swimwear beanies and dark chocolate bars 👙

    Votes: 26 22.2%
  • Ollie B will crash the hen do and do a striptease routine 🤤

    Votes: 27 23.1%
  • Will be done before you know it because Zanna will have a "work" trip the day after

    Votes: 35 29.9%

  • Total voters
    117
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Another way Zanna is so lucky she can choose marriage - surely if you're choosing it they are probably your favourite person, she doesn't need to settle!
So I just don't get after a loooooooooooooooonnnnnnnggggg summer of non stop hols and not seeing them - you then marry them but also decide not to see them some more. I would want to actually just hang out with my favourite person.
 
Since when did visiting a place/walking a trail once make you expert enough to write a guide about it?
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Also, imagine having a real job, Zanna, where this is a daily reality
 

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I know it’s been mentioned before but I just don’t understand why they got married. They don’t seem to spend much time together even when the insufferable brat isn’t on her 1838472 holiday of the year (without her husband). Why would you marry someone that has no interest in spending any time with you - I mean this more to MLT cause we all know why zanna is marrying him ££££££.
 
The lone chocolate cup 😂😂
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Also that for me would be a big holiday, take alot of organising/packing and then jet lag, unpacking, washing afterwards, a few days to get back to normal - I have no idea why you’d plan this 2 weeks before your wedding. Also how is any honeymoon going to be special if you’re on a honeymoon style holiday every other week.
 

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This holiday must’ve been mentally straining on her. Imagine not wanting to eat, but here you have someone literally feeding you for a week 😬 yikes!

“I feel thoroughly nourished” = “gotta get another run in this week” 🤯

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She has no problem with taste-testing a load of “hiking snacks” with all that plastic packaging waste just for content 🤢 How creative!
 
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