Zanna van Dijk #27 It's a WALK, not a hike

The weding...

  • Will be small and tasteful 🌊

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Will be a shitshow of outfits and decorations, but no chemistry between newlyweds 🥸

    Votes: 90 76.9%
  • Bella will be a flower girl 🥸

    Votes: 4 3.4%
  • They will serve sludge for food 🍲

    Votes: 29 24.8%
  • Will have to be followed by a "holiday of lifetime" to avoid post-wed blues 🌍

    Votes: 64 54.7%
  • I hope it rains ⛈️

    Votes: 45 38.5%
  • Everyone will finish with a skinny dip in the sea 🌊

    Votes: 22 18.8%
  • Wedding favours would be Stay Wealthy Swimwear beanies and dark chocolate bars 👙

    Votes: 26 22.2%
  • Ollie B will crash the hen do and do a striptease routine 🤤

    Votes: 27 23.1%
  • Will be done before you know it because Zanna will have a "work" trip the day after

    Votes: 35 29.9%

  • Total voters
    117
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And using the term air hostess???
I’ll apologise for that in my post, was copying hers 😬
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Also, I'm sorry but I wouldn't know him if I passed him on the street. Is he that famous? I'm not in dj type music to be fair but I would recognise Calvin Harris haha
He is but not Calvin Harris famous. If you’re not into his music you’d probably walk past him in the street and not know who he is
 
I’m so strict with my camera roll, it’s my favourite thing to do! How I just wish I could be as unbothered as you guys! Oh fuck offfff.

It must be easy keeping on top of mundane tasks when you don’t have to work, having plenty of time to sit on countless flights scrolling through photos of yourself.. 🙃

She is FOREVER telling us how hard she works and yet she says she spends half an hour or so ‘three or four times a week’ cleaning out her camera roll.

This is not the habit of a busy person. She also said she takes photos as a job.

Um. No you fucking don’t.
 
Goes to where moose habitat.
Is surprised to see moose.
Not 1 moose, but 6 moose.
Moose exceeded expectations.
Reminds everyone to be respectful of wildlife whilst single-handedly burning up the planet

Fuck off Zanna. Go home and see your cat and your husband for more than 24 hours at a time.
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Also, most people enjoy the outdoors given half the chance (but they can't because of having real jobs and responsibilities) and it immeasurably fucks me off how she thinks she is the only person who loves nature. In fact, we love nature enough to give a shit about our carbon footprint, unlike you, Zanna.
And finally, my god I'm one on today with her, she doesn't deserve to see such cool things like moose. She just doesn't.
 
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