Zanna van Dijk #27 It's a WALK, not a hike

The weding...

  • Will be small and tasteful 🌊

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Will be a shitshow of outfits and decorations, but no chemistry between newlyweds 🥸

    Votes: 90 76.9%
  • Bella will be a flower girl 🥸

    Votes: 4 3.4%
  • They will serve sludge for food 🍲

    Votes: 29 24.8%
  • Will have to be followed by a "holiday of lifetime" to avoid post-wed blues 🌍

    Votes: 64 54.7%
  • I hope it rains ⛈️

    Votes: 45 38.5%
  • Everyone will finish with a skinny dip in the sea 🌊

    Votes: 22 18.8%
  • Wedding favours would be Stay Wealthy Swimwear beanies and dark chocolate bars 👙

    Votes: 26 22.2%
  • Ollie B will crash the hen do and do a striptease routine 🤤

    Votes: 27 23.1%
  • Will be done before you know it because Zanna will have a "work" trip the day after

    Votes: 35 29.9%

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Zanna's busy day (including telling Intrepid which of their trips she wants to go on for free and pretend to plan)...

Also Zanna...
 

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She absolutely does. But Zanna believes they’re “collaborating” together to bring her ideas to life, so of course that means she’s putting in the majority of the work.

Same as when the house was getting decorated then? 😂

Still remember the meltdown she had when people questioned why she was changing the stairs (if I remember correctly) that looked absolutely fine but she moaned at the people mentioning it and how it didn’t fit her aesthetic
 
Her latest London hikes reel, she definitely doesn't know how to use the words hike OR spicy. To me a spicy hike is something with huge elevation in a short amount of time. That walk she shared is definitely long and not easy at 25k but not sure I would call that elevation spicy when it's over such a long distance?
 
Her latest London hikes reel, she definitely doesn't know how to use the words hike OR spicy. To me a spicy hike is something with huge elevation in a short amount of time. That walk she shared is definitely long and not easy at 25k but not sure I would call that elevation spicy when it's over such a long distance?
I did that walk a few years ago (soz Zanna, you didn't invent it), don't remember "spicy" hills. All of "her" walks are available on the Saturday Walkers Group website for free, with detailed explanations, pit stop recommendations, travel advice etc. And Time Out have had two books of Country Walks Near London out for years, which are pretty much the same. Note how in both cases they are called walks, not hikes. She's a twat.
 
I’m a product brand and influencer nightmare as I don’t do any of these self care/pampering/nails/wax/massage/etc. So I’m seeking what’s probably really obvious to all: what is she having laser treatment for - because the photo appears to be on her face??
 
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