Zanna van Dijk #27 It's a WALK, not a hike

The weding...

  • Will be small and tasteful 🌊

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Will be a shitshow of outfits and decorations, but no chemistry between newlyweds 🥸

    Votes: 90 76.9%
  • Bella will be a flower girl 🥸

    Votes: 4 3.4%
  • They will serve sludge for food 🍲

    Votes: 29 24.8%
  • Will have to be followed by a "holiday of lifetime" to avoid post-wed blues 🌍

    Votes: 64 54.7%
  • I hope it rains ⛈️

    Votes: 45 38.5%
  • Everyone will finish with a skinny dip in the sea 🌊

    Votes: 22 18.8%
  • Wedding favours would be Stay Wealthy Swimwear beanies and dark chocolate bars 👙

    Votes: 26 22.2%
  • Ollie B will crash the hen do and do a striptease routine 🤤

    Votes: 27 23.1%
  • Will be done before you know it because Zanna will have a "work" trip the day after

    Votes: 35 29.9%

  • Total voters
    117
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I’m so strict with my camera roll, it’s my favourite thing to do! How I just wish I could be as unbothered as you guys! Oh fuck offfff.

It must be easy keeping on top of mundane tasks when you don’t have to work, having plenty of time to sit on countless flights scrolling through photos of yourself.. 🙃
 

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Ugh so smug about using the abandoned walkway between gates because people just use the convenient train!

Why didn’t she call it a secret Heathrow hike and make another shit guide about it

Haha the way I RAN here when I saw her story! "For my fellow active humans orthorexics"

Leg training followed by a Heathrow "hike" because you need to compensate for sitting down for 10 hours on the plane. GET. HELP.
 
Haha the way I RAN here when I saw her story! "For my fellow active humans orthorexics"

Leg training followed by a Heathrow "hike" because you need to compensate for sitting down for 10 hours on the plane. GET. HELP.
yep yep yep. All the signs are there. Also, I've done it before because there was a massive wait for the train and couldn't be bothered to wait. Its not a big deal Zanna!
 
You could park a bus between them. No chemistry of any sort between them. Bizarre.

I think she had those test before they got married as she agreed to give him a baby in return for the lifestyle she wants & the lifestyle MLT wants aka no sexytime with Zanna if you get what I mean.

I've always been convinced that's just some cover up, agreement relationship.
 
Did she though?! I’ve actually met him before and he’s the nicest bloke. He also is happy to take a photo. I can believe for a second that she would miss the opportunity to actually document the fact she met one of her favourite people. Also any decent air hostess wouldn’t tell you who they have flying with them 🤷🏻‍♀️ I smell 💩
I was coming on to say the same thing. No proper flight attendant would tell you who is on the flight and would certainly not allow her into Business Class, where I am guessing he is seated, to say hello. She is so full of it!
 
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