Yankee in the South #39 The Only Plaque is on Will's Teeth

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It’s crazy how Smoky Mountain videos are crushing the other categories in the poll. I thought Willl said his cruises are the most watched videos but yet in a poll, not many people are voting for them. Hmmm looks like somebody better start listening to his audience, and it looks like he can just forget about international travel.
 
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It’s crazy how Smoky Mountain videos are crushing the other categories in the poll. I thought Willl said his cruises are the most watched videos but yet in a poll, not many people are voting for them. Hmmm looks like somebody better start listening to his audience, and it looks like he can just forget about international travel.
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If smoky mountain videos wins out, he will say that's going to be the focus, but his fat ass willll be on every cruise ship he can.
 
Wow. Those Society Awards people can sell Will anything. What a mark. This is the greatest (and only) accomplishment of his life. You mean Will didn't get best tampon stocker at Walmart? Dawn wasn't the best toilet cleaner at Dollywood Cabins?

He can't pronounce authenticity. Obviously not an education award.

That Icon Award looks like a belt buckle.

Oh, it's Dawn's, too, by the way.

Thanks to "Jesus Loves You", probably the reason Will and Dawn pretend to be Christians.

There have been some challenging moments, like when they have to leave the house.

Will thanks God and Jesus and then starts blubbering. So you're going to church to thank Him? Such a liar and a hypocrite.

"Dear, baby Jesus, thank you for the simpletons you let us grift so we don't have to work."

On a side note, Ryan is at The Biltmore. Will said you can't record there. Just like The Titanic Museum, I guess.
 
I don‘t know what I just watched. I’ve watched play button unboxings before but I’ve never seen anything like this one. They’ve both been crying and their faces are blotchy, I thought Will was literally going to drool when unwrapping the play button. He found money in the couch cushions to pay for extras. I don’t think he realizes the “ letter from the CEO” of YouTube is a form letter that a machine prints out to be placed in the box. Those YT prizes are going to buried with Will
 

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3:59 Is exactly why children shouldn’t play with knives.
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It’s kind of an uncomfortable video to watch, you can tell this is the greatest day of his life, and it’s an award he not only paid for through the company, but how much did he spend on subscribers.
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Also why is he salivating?
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This is my message to you Will, it is very clear from watching the video that this award means the world to you, so my advice is clean up your act literally and figuratively, and go out every day and earn those feelings you’re having. Put out real honest effort to do better and be better in all aspects of your life and channel. Don’t let that award make you accept being lazy, and doing the bare minimum. Let that award make you better. Pay attention to your wife’s needs, don’t try to own or bully her, pay attention to your viewers wants, accept the constructive criticism, make everything you do and everything you are better. If you want to shut us up, then earn it. If you don’t try, we’ll still be here to remind you.
 
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