Eating with their hands, not understanding the menu, wearing hat at dinner, walking around everywhere, it truly is Mr & Mrs Earnest Goes to Dollywood.
Dawn with wet hair. "You look beautiful, Dawn."
Will is amazed by different kinds of soap. Because he never showers at home.
Is riding elevators something to brag about?
That haircut is so bad. He was probably disturbing other people in the restaurant. It already looks like a cafeteria.
Pur-yay? Will reads "polenta", then doesn't know what he ordered?
Will tries to lead Dawn in what she should say about her chicken. He practically says, "Speak, Dawn!" "Good, Dawn!"
"We normally don't do dessert, do we?" You mean except for all of those other times that we saw?
After a dinner with bread, appetizers, main course and dessert, Dawn still wants s'mores.
I'll bet their calorie app completely cancels out their big dinner with waddling around the resort. By the numbers they entered, they probably lost weight. Amazing.
Dawn says they probably don't have suites. Right. Because resorts today don't cater to the wealthy? Dawn is so smart.
I'm willing to bet money that the kid climbing on the rockwork and picking the flowers was the one who pulled the fire alarm. At least Will knows how to manage his toddler.
It's interesting how he never said how much he spent on Mackinac Island when he stayed there. He slid that one by. I wonder why?
I'm so embarrassed for them. He thinks this is one of their best reviews? They should stick to hooker and dumpster diving motels that they're used to.
