Yankee in the South #27 Suzanne Somers passed away inside The Apple Barn when it closed down
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Its Got Flavur
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Dawn loves Minions. Is that why Will's haircut looks like Gru?
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Smoke from the fire always gives Dawn headaches. What about falling in the well?
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Smoke from the fire always gives Dawn headaches. What about falling in the well?
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Its Got Flavur
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Will and Dawn live a mile and a half down the road. Why did they pay $7 for two bottles of water?!? They could have brought water and cookies from home. They could have filled their Dollywood water bottles that are supposedly in their car and filled them up at the water stations. They bought the water to cover for the cookie to make it seem "healthy".
Who is skinnier? Dawn or the picture of the bear in the elevator? They are both big and in black, a dress or fur, respectively.
Inside the "suite" is something "immaca-lent", according to Dawn.
Doesn't matter the outfit, you can always count on seeing Dawn's bra strap. It probably used to be white.
I can't wait for smokers to take over that second floor "belcony". They'll be burn marks on the furniture in about two weeks.
All Dawn cares about us eating that butterfly cookie.
Will is an idiot for showing the fire alarm evacuation. He's just encouraging others to pull the alarm when they stay. Of course the idiots didn't bring jackets. They're always prepared.
The tram woke Will up? The tram starts at 9 a.m. I thought they got up at 5 a.m. every morning? Are you telling me that Will lies?
Why are they so amazed by check-in? You give them a credit card and that's it. I get it. YITS uses a third party app for all of the tit holes they stay in and get a price without all the resort fees added later. So Will tries to argue because he's illiterate and can't understand the fine print.
Will is too stupid to use the coffee maker.
Had Will spent the extra $40, he'd have a "belcony" and be further away from the tram.
What does Will want to do in the pool? He's so paranoid about the lifeguards. You're an adult. Act like it.
Will is going to keep the Dollywood Tasting Pass for himself but he'll give away the one Dollywood Pass as a prize in the future.
Will is butthurt that they didn't get a swag bag of goodies like when they checked in at 10 a.m. at the Grand Opening of the Camp Margaritaville Resort.
Note to self: never stay in room 2124. It's been violated by The Graces.
Dear Dollywood HeartSong, please burn those sheets in 2124.
Thanks,
All of humanity
Who is skinnier? Dawn or the picture of the bear in the elevator? They are both big and in black, a dress or fur, respectively.
Inside the "suite" is something "immaca-lent", according to Dawn.
Doesn't matter the outfit, you can always count on seeing Dawn's bra strap. It probably used to be white.
I can't wait for smokers to take over that second floor "belcony". They'll be burn marks on the furniture in about two weeks.
All Dawn cares about us eating that butterfly cookie.
Will is an idiot for showing the fire alarm evacuation. He's just encouraging others to pull the alarm when they stay. Of course the idiots didn't bring jackets. They're always prepared.
The tram woke Will up? The tram starts at 9 a.m. I thought they got up at 5 a.m. every morning? Are you telling me that Will lies?
Why are they so amazed by check-in? You give them a credit card and that's it. I get it. YITS uses a third party app for all of the tit holes they stay in and get a price without all the resort fees added later. So Will tries to argue because he's illiterate and can't understand the fine print.
Will is too stupid to use the coffee maker.
Had Will spent the extra $40, he'd have a "belcony" and be further away from the tram.
What does Will want to do in the pool? He's so paranoid about the lifeguards. You're an adult. Act like it.
Will is going to keep the Dollywood Tasting Pass for himself but he'll give away the one Dollywood Pass as a prize in the future.
Will is butthurt that they didn't get a swag bag of goodies like when they checked in at 10 a.m. at the Grand Opening of the Camp Margaritaville Resort.
Note to self: never stay in room 2124. It's been violated by The Graces.
Dear Dollywood HeartSong, please burn those sheets in 2124.
Thanks,
All of humanity
dolly pardon
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Mr. Research would be so disappointed to know they could have filled their Dollywood mug from the freestyle machine, Ryan pointed that out in his video. All that Mountain Dew they could have consumed
Willsaprick
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Mr Resurch has no clue. It could have been just like being on an MSC cruise all over again.Mr. Research would be so disappointed to know they could have filled their Dollywood mug from the freestyle machine, Ryan pointed that out in his video. All that Mountain Dew they could have consumed
Its Got Flavur
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In minutes, Ryan AIOT gave us more information than Will did in two hours.
His kids, Micah and Hannah, did a better job of reading the menu than a 45-year-old man and 50-year-old woman did.
Ryan was also smart enough not show the fire alarm drills. Do you wonder why you don't get invited to events anymore? Every copycat fire alarm is going to be blamed on YITS for showing both of them.
Plus Ryan didn't give us wrong information like the outdoor pool being open. It's closed right now. Mr Research missed that somehow. I guess Will was too busy walking the hallways pretending that it's content. Dawn was too preoccupied thinking about eating the butterfly cookie.
His kids, Micah and Hannah, did a better job of reading the menu than a 45-year-old man and 50-year-old woman did.
Ryan was also smart enough not show the fire alarm drills. Do you wonder why you don't get invited to events anymore? Every copycat fire alarm is going to be blamed on YITS for showing both of them.
Plus Ryan didn't give us wrong information like the outdoor pool being open. It's closed right now. Mr Research missed that somehow. I guess Will was too busy walking the hallways pretending that it's content. Dawn was too preoccupied thinking about eating the butterfly cookie.
carmel0798
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They are actually 9.7 miles away from Dollywood. More Willy lies.
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Murray9000
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There's Joyce DeWitt and then there's Dawn DeHalfWit.
Its Got Flavur
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I watched Jackie Super Enthused vlog on The HeartSong Resort.
You're not going to believe this but she actually ate the fried chicken WITH A FORK?!?! What?
Also, she didn't just walk around the hallways for no reason. She also read signs correctly. Can you imagine?
She's also the only person to notice that the hot tub was shaped like a guitar.
Jackie, like Ryan, knew that the outdoor swimming pool was closed for the season. Why is it that Will didn't know that? I'm willing to bet that they probably tell you at check-in or the illiterates didn't read an obvious sign.
Will actually said It was a good review? Walking the halls isn't a review. Missing critical information isn't good. It's garbage.
You're not going to believe this but she actually ate the fried chicken WITH A FORK?!?! What?
Also, she didn't just walk around the hallways for no reason. She also read signs correctly. Can you imagine?
She's also the only person to notice that the hot tub was shaped like a guitar.
Jackie, like Ryan, knew that the outdoor swimming pool was closed for the season. Why is it that Will didn't know that? I'm willing to bet that they probably tell you at check-in or the illiterates didn't read an obvious sign.
Will actually said It was a good review? Walking the halls isn't a review. Missing critical information isn't good. It's garbage.
Where's My Postcard?
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To put things in perspective, two of AIOT's kids won a chalk outline contest at the Island and Dong won a walk like a zombie contest.
Furmingos
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I like how he actually explained why he went to every floor and and added it to the video. You can't just tell us all.od the floors look the same and that's the end of it. And going up to 5 and just recording the double doors? Then he said maybe that's Dolly's suite. Right. She's going to stay somewhere where any idiots can walk up and film. Moron.
Johnny_Carneeno
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WHAATTTTTT?On the livestream Dong says she likes a microwave in hotel rooms to warm up her socks - WTF
peteykirch
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I can understand him exploring the other floors to see the overlooks and what not, but he pretty much went floor to floor to see ice machines and water fountains.
Its Got Flavur
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Yankee in the South #28 Will and Dawn's "weight loss" is a big, fat farce
Johnny_Carneeno
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If I was staying at that hotel and saw them roaming the halls filming I'd complain just for spite.
It's Fall Ya"ll
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Interesting Read. Guess who this reminds me of.
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1. They are natural manipulators.
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Those gifted with the facility to invent new ideas are the most successful.
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People who take too long to respond or suddenly use time fillers, such as "um" and "uh," don't sound believable.
8. They have good memory.
When honest people are asked to recount a story on two separate occasions, they reconstruct a memory of what occurred. However, memory is imperfect and malleable, so their retelling often shifts and changes from one occasion to the next.
To avoid sounding dishonest, good liars avoid this reconstruction-on-the-fly strategy of storytelling. Instead, they focus on repeating the story as precisely as possible each time.
Their goal is to have zero variation between retellings. Zero variation means that listeners have no discrepancies to key in on.
9. They are good listeners.
They take the pulse of their audience, recognizing when their listeners want more information, when they are satisfied, when they start to grow suspicious, and when it is safe to change the topic.
They have learned to use deceit successfully to achieve their goals. If their lies consistently failed, they would likely abandon dishonesty and try something else.
How to avoid being lied to
One of the easiest ways to avoid being tricked is to verify their claims. Blatant lies often conflict with facts. Checking the facts leaves liars with less room to hide. When we lack evidence of a claim, we are less certain of its truthfulness.
In high stakes situations, such as banking transactions and car purchases, people demand proof of claims to avoid being fleeced by big liars.
Try to pay attention to the specific claims that are being made instead of the polished way they are being said.
Biggest signs that someone is lying
1. They are natural manipulators.
Good liars aren't nervous about manipulating others; rather, they are confident, dominant and relaxed as they exploit others.
2. They're great actors.
Lying, like other forms of impression management, is a game of projecting a specific version of oneself into the world. Good liars take the stage and play the role of an honest person.
3. They are adept at feigning emotions.
Whether expressing happiness, surprise, sadness or contempt, good liars can wrinkle their brows, raise their eyebrows, or bare their teeth in convincing ways that belie their true emotions.
Researchers have found that expressive people are viewed as likable, sympathetic, and honest.
4. They are prepared for the lie.
They rehearse and they plan. A well-prepared and organized narrative makes a lie seem natural and free from contradictions.
5. They say as little as is necessary.
The more a person speaks, the more they offer details that might undermine the lie. Effective liars say enough to be believed, but no more.
6. They are creative.
When being interrogated, you never know what question is going to come next, so the ability to create a realistic yet fake version of reality is imperative.
Those gifted with the facility to invent new ideas are the most successful.
7. They think fast.
People who take too long to respond or suddenly use time fillers, such as "um" and "uh," don't sound believable.
8. They have good memory.
When honest people are asked to recount a story on two separate occasions, they reconstruct a memory of what occurred. However, memory is imperfect and malleable, so their retelling often shifts and changes from one occasion to the next.
To avoid sounding dishonest, good liars avoid this reconstruction-on-the-fly strategy of storytelling. Instead, they focus on repeating the story as precisely as possible each time.
Their goal is to have zero variation between retellings. Zero variation means that listeners have no discrepancies to key in on.
9. They are good listeners.
They take the pulse of their audience, recognizing when their listeners want more information, when they are satisfied, when they start to grow suspicious, and when it is safe to change the topic.
They have learned to use deceit successfully to achieve their goals. If their lies consistently failed, they would likely abandon dishonesty and try something else.
How to avoid being lied to
One of the easiest ways to avoid being tricked is to verify their claims. Blatant lies often conflict with facts. Checking the facts leaves liars with less room to hide. When we lack evidence of a claim, we are less certain of its truthfulness.
In high stakes situations, such as banking transactions and car purchases, people demand proof of claims to avoid being fleeced by big liars.
Try to pay attention to the specific claims that are being made instead of the polished way they are being said.
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