WhatMummyMakes #9 I would drive 500 miles & I would drive 500 more, just to be a mum who’s child saw downtown abbey age 4

[Bougieb]

How did she not know she had some sausages going out of date when she uses her meal planner to keep track of every morsel of food in their house??? Hmmmnn

 

[PillowsofFluff]

How did she not know she had some sausages going out of date when she uses her meal planner to keep track of every morsel of food in their house??? Hmmmnn

Also, why would you not freeze them? You don't HAVE to make sausage rolls out of them

 

[Lilykins]

Two things no one needs:

1.Grated carrot in a sausage roll (surely?? Is that just me?!)
2. Rebecca having her own cooking tv show - just no. So cringe she tagged channel 4!!!

 

[CherryCola]

At first glance, I honestly thought that apron was just another tit outfit!

 

[Yellow_brick_road]

If Becky gets a TV show I'm leaving the country

 

[Ronlonglegs]

Why has she brought nina a 500 piece jigsaw of a twee Xmas scene? She's 4 not 104 beck luv, she'd prefer a 40 piece Disney princess puzzle probably

 

[foreverfeds]

Why has she brought nina a 500 piece jigsaw of a twee Xmas scene? She's 4 not 104 beck luv, she'd prefer a 40 piece Disney princess puzzle probably

Literally, what planet is she on? My 4 year old loves puzzles but a 100 piece digger/building site puzzle is his absolute limit.

And yet another totally staged, inappropriate video of Nina in the shops after preschool. Why drag her round Dunelm? Let her go home and chill!! In the photo frame aisle so not exactly top priority shopping.
Once again…. Go When She’s At Preschool!

 

[squatternutbosh]

what the hell were those mushroom skittles? ‘I bought it coz it’s nostalgic for me’ typical becks.
like when Homer Simpson got Marge a bowling ball for her birthday

 

[swipe_up]

If Becky gets a TV show I'm leaving the country

The only tv show she’s getting is a Jerry Springer special where he gets her out of the house via a hoist

 

[Em_]

That looked like a tit tea, Nina has been sat nursery all day and comes home to that. My 2 year old would not be happy with that

 

[Itsyspider]

For a mum who makes an income from writing family/children recipe books, Nina gets a lot of picky dinners of random fridge items when Becks isn't eating out

 

[waterwitch]

Agree what a tit tea. A sausage roll and a cupcake. Snacks basically

 

[Flip&Flop]

Mininis tea is my toddlers pre dinner snacks. Nini will definitely be asking for seconds and thirds today

 

[Multi-21]

She literally never uses her meal planner does she?

 

[Multi-21]

It annoys me that she never chops the stalk off the top of a strawberry before serving it. Just had to get that off my chest!

 

[Roz99]

Her advice for serving strawberries and cherries to weaning babies from 6 months is terrible - halving the strawberries and cherries. The advice for strawberries is actually to serve them whole (and only large ones) up to 8 months, and then from 9 months sliced. For cherries, it’s suggested you finely chop them up to 8 months and then quarter them from 9 months.

She thinks she’s some kind of expert because she’s had one kid but in fact she has no idea, and that’s the issue with non-educated random people providing advice and writing books for children.

edit: just seen on her next story that she would quarter plain fruit for weaning babies. But literally the previous story says she would cut the cherries in half. Which is it Rebecca?! And FYI the advice differs depending on the fruit, and for cherries and strawberries your advice is wrong regardless!

(not having a go at how anyone chooses to serve food! you know you’re baby but from verified accounts I’d expect the advice to be accurate. she’s far too bloody big for her boots)

 

[waterwitch]

Just give the girl a bowl of shredded and move on.

You know what my kid had for breakfast today? A piece of toast and some fruit.

 

[foreverfeds]

I cannot believe she’s still using those baby weaning spoons with the silicon tips. Why is that necessary? Nina clearly uses proper cutlery when out for one of her many pub lunches / meals out.
if I gave my 4 year old a spoon like that he would refuse to use it because he’s not a baby.

 

[Bougieb]

Just give the girl a bowl of shredded and move on.

You know what my kid had for breakfast today? A piece of toast and some fruit.

Cheerios and a banana here. And he was perfectly happy with that. Why over complicate things???

 

[foreverfeds]

Cheerios and a banana here. And he was perfectly happy with that. Why over complicate things???

Overcomplicated? Don’t know what you’re talking about. This is ‘back to basics’ don’t you know? #relatable