WhatMummyMakes #9 I would drive 500 miles & I would drive 500 more, just to be a mum who’s child saw downtown abbey age 4

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

Oh I see an ‘accidental’ spelling mistake again - chests beef ragu. Teehee Bex you’re so funny

Also- that’s not caramelising. Caramelising onions means cooking with sugar. She means browning. Not that it matters, not like she writes recipes for a living or anything.

 

[Puffin_island]

I don't understand why someone who has time to make a proper ragu, needs to makes a "chest" one? Like a full time working parent, totally understand. But not someone who classes as lying on the grass with a notepad as work

 

[Multi-21]

She’s bringing out a few of the old recipes at the moment, that she used to do all the time and haven’t been seen for a while. It is always the same handful again and again considering how many recipes there must be in her books so far.

 

[FakeSmile]

She’s bringing out a few of the old recipes at the moment, that she used to do all the time and haven’t been seen for a while. It is always the same handful again and again considering how many recipes there must be in her books so far.

Her hulk mac and cheese makes me irrationally angry

 

[Cat_scratches]

She's such a knob.
My daughter is 5.5.
This morning I started work at 6, got her up at 7.15.

She threw a tit fit because I made her the exact packed lunch she asked for for her school trip. She changed her mind in her dream and I'm apparently supposed to be physic.

I had a meeting at 7.50 so my husband took over duties. The previous tit fit resulted in her having some toast thrown at her for breakfast but the toast wasn't the exact shade she fancied today so she ended up having a pack of pom bears in the car.

She's not a fussy eater but by god she can be trying. It's like arguing with an exact miniature of myself.

Maybe if crispy hagrid was more honest people wouldn't dislike her so much.

 

[Flip&Flop]

I love how honest everyone is on here about their kids and doesn't make out they have a perfect mynini

 

[Cat_scratches]

I love how honest everyone is on here about their kids and doesn't make out they have a perfect mynini

I think she's too thick to realise that being honest would make her more popular.

She's like one of those parents who gives you unsolicited advice when you have a newborn.

Ooooo mynini slept through from 3 hours old, why don't you do this, this and this? Well congratufuckinglations.

I want to feel seen and understood, not made to feel inadequate because I've used our national trust membership once in the last 8 months.

In reality I don't have time to take a tit

 

[squatternutbosh]

You mean, you guys don’t give your kids cornucopias of fruit & cucumbers, salmon & freshly churned yoghurt in a as bamboo plate with a baby weaning spoon for breakfast? How do they find the energy when they are frolicking through meadows when they are meant to be at school? you’re all parenting wrong!

 

[PillowsofFluff]

My 2.5 year old had coco pops and jam on toast for breakfast Sugar overload but she's been half starving herself the last few days as we think she has a virus of some sort, - I was just so chuffed she was eating I wasn't going to say no.

 

[jollycat]

Re her 123 pancake story… I’ve tried making those pancakes and they’re disgusting just make a normal pancake, it’s just as easy and doesn’t taste like 45 calories of misery!!!

 

[Borntorun]

Haha my 3yo had a yoghurt this morning for breakfast, which was given as a bribe so she’d let me brush her birds nest of a hair…

 

[CheesyMarmite]

Haha my 3yo had a yoghurt this morning for breakfast, which was given as a bribe so she’d let me brush her birds nest of a hair…

We use Ella's banana biscuits here as a bribe to brush my daughters crazy curls

 

[foreverfeds]

Haha my 3yo had a yoghurt this morning for breakfast, which was given as a bribe so she’d let me brush her birds nest of a hair…

We use Ella's banana biscuits here as a bribe to brush my daughters crazy curls

Well in our house we brush each other’s hair whilst drinking mocktails and watching Gilmore Girls whilst talking about how we are best friends and will be forever and ever. The only thing that spoils it is the occasional screams from the basement where we’ve chained up The Other. Can’t have him interrupting our girly fun.

Oh no wait. That’s somebody else.
I just stick her in front of YouTube and slightly hold her down.

 

[Itsyspider]

All these after-school lunch boxes she prepares, she will hate it in primary school when the first thing out of Nina's mouth won't be 'mummy' or 'ive missed you' just asking what snacks you have brought them.
Big shocks ahead for Rebecca with the school years, friends and independence all change your little person who for 6 hours is less dependent on you as soon as they set foot in their playground. How long until she pulls her out and home schools her?

 

[Lilykins]

I think she's too thick to realise that being honest would make her more popular.

She's like one of those parents who gives you unsolicited advice when you have a newborn.

Ooooo mynini slept through from 3 hours old, why don't you do this, this and this? Well congratufuckinglations.

I want to feel seen and understood, not made to feel inadequate because I've used our national trust membership once in the last 8 months.

In reality I don't have time to take a tit

I agree, I don’t think she is very bright at all and add to that her living in a blinkered, tunnel visioned world, I fear she thinks that by creating this perfect ‘mynini and me are besties forever’ thing she thinks all her followers will adore her. In reality she comes across as smug, weird and a right old sado. She would definitely give unsolicited advice - apparently someone on these threads knew her from a baby group and she did lecture and stick her crispy hagrid nose into other peoples business all the time.

Well in our house we brush each other’s hair whilst drinking mocktails and watching Gilmore Girls whilst talking about how we are best friends and will be forever and ever. The only thing that spoils it is the occasional screams from the basement where we’ve chained up The Other. Can’t have him interrupting our girly fun.

Oh no wait. That’s somebody else.
I just stick her in front of YouTube and slightly hold her down.

This post wins the internet for me today

 

[Emmas83]

I wonder what she actually did before becoming a feeder of her child?! Can imagine she’s always been someone with zero friends!!!!

 

[squatternutbosh]

I wonder what she actually did before becoming a feeder of her child?! Can imagine she’s always been someone with zero friends!!!!

Probably spent her pre child days trotting out alone to NTS with a packed lunch full of cheese & pastries for 12 one, staring wistfully in the distance as her crusty hair and Illfitting floral paisley dress (paired with boob belt) billows in the wind- so, not much different to what she does now

 

[Puffin_island]

I definitely feel once mynini is at school and gets more independence and spends more time with other children, she could become a "handful" for her smother to cope with. And I can't wait to see it unfold.

 

[squatternutbosh]

Knobhead is out on another jolly, at least Nina is kitted out for the weather this time.
Dinner warning menu
Last nights beef Ragu oven baked with cheese ²

 

[moreteavicarXoXo]

I wonder what she actually did before becoming a feeder of her child?! Can imagine she’s always been someone with zero friends!!!!

I feel like this was discussed before. She has some sort of degree in textiles if I remember correctly and she had an etsy shop or something similar selling home made cushions and bunting etc.
So yeah sat home alone with her needle and thread

Could not say 100% that this is her linked in but it’s the right name and area! WTF is a domestic technician. If it’s a fancy way of saying stay at home mum i’m dying with her yet again trying to make it sound like something else entirely so she feels superior to others