She posted last week to say Suits the TV series will get her through winter training. It seemed to me that Zwift is going to be her main thing for the foreseeable. But why, injured? naively thinking this will get her through a triathlon? She's not actually said anything just the usual smoke and mirrors to keep the gig going.
Welshrunner, kelloggsontherun #13 Valencia, I think we have a problem!
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the_chafe_is_real
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I thought the same! She’s going to sit indoors and watch a screen whilst cycling - how is this preparing her for a triathlon?! Has she announced it yet or just baiting still?
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EC1A
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I took one for the team and watched the latest instalment. Can confirm it’s bleeping tit. In summary:
• He doesn’t want to have any regrets in life so wants to make sure he has a marathon block where he really goes all in. You know, like properly all in, unlike his prior blocks which he's not taken seriously. Riiiiight.
• Gives his Thursday run club a plug.
• Pushes Harri in the buggy, who’s literally bursting out of it due to his age.
• Lactate testing stats ahoy.
I couldn’t make it to the end as he makes me want to throw up.
• He doesn’t want to have any regrets in life so wants to make sure he has a marathon block where he really goes all in. You know, like properly all in, unlike his prior blocks which he's not taken seriously. Riiiiight.
• Gives his Thursday run club a plug.
• Pushes Harri in the buggy, who’s literally bursting out of it due to his age.
• Lactate testing stats ahoy.
I couldn’t make it to the end as he makes me want to throw up.
the_chafe_is_real
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Not all heroes wear capes - thank you
Fraggle Rock
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You deserve a medal! I dread to think what properly going "all in" looks like
the_chafe_is_real
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So Tits is doing Manchester - does that mean he isn’t doing London? Wonder if Kells is bonking Manchester too, her “coaching” page shared a story about how she has loads of athletes running it. Along with a plug for if anyone needs help in their training, she has spaces. Money grabbing, knows nothing, bonks too much “Coach”.
Runningdietitian
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Can't wait to see how she did!!!!duck a new you tube series - I’m still waiting for the series finale on Kelly’s Valencia series. I’m on tenterhooks cos the in the last episode she’s just smashed a 5k and got a massive PB
it will no doubt be a beautifully honest and open review!!---
FML - he thinks he can just knock off 4 minutes from his marathon by going even further in? Wow.... Time to sit back and enjoy the ride!!
Been lurking
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oh I shall see him at Manchester (well, i will be way behind but you never know)Great news everyone, All In is back
Can't wait to see how he massively over trains and then bonks at Manchester
Humblebrag
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He's going to train harder than ever before and also roll the dice, and drink more beetroot juice
eyethinkyousuck
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He did two interval sessions yesterday because Ingerbritsen. 10 mins of elapsed time across both runs because he was probably checking his lactate. Has anyone reminded him he’s training for a Mara not training for 1500m? 
Wannabrunner39
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So when they’ve said they’re going ‘all in’ in the past… Has this been a lie?
Or is this ‘more in’ even more than previous ‘more in’ ? Are we going ‘Deeper in’ ?!
! And more into where?!
It’s a conundrum!
Or is this ‘more in’ even more than previous ‘more in’ ? Are we going ‘Deeper in’ ?!
! And more into where?!
It’s a conundrum!
Fraggle Rock
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Maybe he should get Kells to coach him...
zetta buttons
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I don’t like wishing time away but I really bleeping wish it was Manchester this weekend and we had the car crash to lighten up the crappy weather.
Maybe he is going to get more dice to roll?
This is definitely got another stress fracture written all over it.
Humblebrag
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he has zero chance, a 4 minute improvement from 2:24 to 2:20 is huge at this level, Bester who is a better runner cant improve by a minute, but it will be hilarious watching another epic cock up
Fraggle Rock
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Trust. The. Process
the_chafe_is_real
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I can’t figure out what’s less likely - Kells getting a BQ or Tits going 2:20. Double shitshow 
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