Welsh Runners and KelloggsOnTheRun #16 It’s all gone a bit Pete Thong

[Fake-It-Til-You-Bonk-It]

Run Club tonight peeps! Kels is all happy that she ‘managed to progress’. Not surprised, with almost half an hour of elapsed time! What in the name of actual fuck does she do with all those stoppages???

 

[runningbutnotinfluencing]

Run Club tonight peeps! Kels is all happy that she ‘managed to progress’. Not surprised, with almost half an hour of elapsed time! What in the name of actual fuck does she do with all those stoppages???

Shout jolly encouragement and anecdotes of success to those fortunate enough to share her session

 

[Fake-It-Til-You-Bonk-It]

Fuck me! They’re got Jemma doing lactate testing at their lemonade stall now! I can’t!

 

[the_chafe_is_real]

Fuck me! They’re got Jemma doing lactate testing at their lemonade stall now! I can’t!

This is what is known as the blind leading the blind!

 

[Fake-It-Til-You-Bonk-It]

This is what is known as the blind leading the blind!

The blind leading the blind - has Kels been marathon running again?

 

[zetta buttons]

I saw her little lemonade stand and almost fell over.

WTAF? Do something ducking useful with your lives ffs.

 

[Vixen88]

That can’t be hygienic? Sweaty tits jabbing her finger each time and wiping up with the same bloody tissue.
I’d be cheesed off if that was right outside my house, Jemma moaning and panting at the top of her voice, and Tits no doubt shouting at her the whole way round to want it. Dick heads.

 

[Lemming312]

That can’t be hygienic? Sweaty tits jabbing her finger each time and wiping up with the same bloody tissue.
I’d be cheesed off if that was right outside my house, Jemma moaning and panting at the top of her voice, and Tits no doubt shouting at her the whole way round to want it. Dick heads.

If Jemma gets mpox you know where she got it
I'm surprised the neighbours haven't complained, this seems to be a regular occurrence, or maybe they enjoy laughing at them behind their curtains

 

[the_chafe_is_real]

Nice to see the three of them so busy today, in the school holidays. Utter cunts

 

[Magentamarathon]

If Jemma gets mpox you know where she got it
I'm surprised the neighbours haven't complained, this seems to be a regular occurrence, or maybe they enjoy laughing at them behind their curtains

The neighbours are probably at work, with proper full time jobs.

 

[Lastqueenofscotland]

I bet the neighbors are baffled

 

[zetta buttons]

I’ve just borrowed a phone to see the stories. It’s worse than I thought from Jemma’s photo of the lemonade stand.

They must be so bored with their lives that they have resorted to spending a beautiful day running loops around their estate. They live in a stunning part of the country. They need to get out, enjoy the sea, enjoy the green, enjoy their kids. One day they will look back and think WTF was it all for?

 

[PawsDog]

Poor Harri

 

[Lastqueenofscotland]

The state of Jemma’s hand as well.

 

[Vixen88]

She should be going for a tetanus shot.

 

[forthelifeofriley]

I recently did one of those health check kits where you have to prick your finger with a lancet and omg it was so sore then sensitive for ages afterwards!

Don’t think I’d do it again for “data”

 

[coach84]

Someone should tell tits you’re supposed to use the side of the finger and not the finger pad (can cause issues with sensation)- surprised Dr Tits doesnt know this

 

[WeepingCassandra]

Someone should tell tits you’re supposed to use the side of the finger and not the finger pad (can cause issues with sensation)- surprised Dr Tits doesnt know this

I don't think you're meant to use the same finger twice in a row either?

 

[Been lurking]

Jemma has a really odd running action too. Does ftt think he is qualified to do this? New business starting up?!

 

[tallula09]

Omg I wouldn’t in a million years let that man near me with a needle! Their hygiene is disgusting!