Welsh Runner and Kelloggs On The Run #18 Piss Poor Parents & Piss Poor Pacing in Pisa

What does December hold in store for our hard working, gold star parents?

  • FTT goes sub 2:20 in Valencia

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • FTT goes sub 2:20 in Pisa

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • FTT DNS due to silent injury

    Votes: 41 58.6%
  • FTT DNF due to silent injury

    Votes: 10 14.3%
  • Kells gets her BQ in Pisa

    Votes: 1 1.4%
  • Kells goes out for a BQ in Pisa, but bonks

    Votes: 55 78.6%
  • Kells DNS Pisa

    Votes: 4 5.7%
  • Kells DNF Pisa

    Votes: 3 4.3%
  • Harri has a magic birthday because of his grandparents

    Votes: 30 42.9%

  • Total voters
    70
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Tomorrow. She got a pb (albeit by seconds) so in her eyes she smashed it. Valencia will be brushed under the carpet.

If she was truly having a hard year, she would realise that she needed to appreciate the people around her, enjoy her children and give them as much as she possibly could. Not have 3 solo trips to do 3 marathons in 9 weeks. I’m honestly so, so sad for them.
 
Wow!!! Everything she says is so hollow and fraudulent!! She must be embarrassed popping away to the continent so often at Xmas . And for what?!?!?

And sorry but PB or not - it remained (as our prophetic title implied) PISS POOR PACING IN PISA!!

I went to Pisa with my fam earlier in the year. Lovely place for a fam hol and tour around the area!!
 
Can you imagine how the phonecall must have gone
Kels: hi hols! Wondering if you can pace me at Pisa next week?
Hols: you’re leaving your kids again?!
kels: yes but listen up it’ll be worth it Hols. I just need you to get me a 20 seconds pb . The huns will love it and it’ll be worth missing all the family time .

let’s face it though, she can do all the smug smiling she likes on insta. We know she’s fucked up again. Of course she didn’t ask Holly just to scrape her in just under the Abingdon PB. Holly is a sub 3 marathoner , she didn’t fuck up her pacing today . Kelly isn’t capable to go under 3.45 at this time. Why won’t she realise this?! Also has she ever done a marathon and had to go to the toilet? Out of the trillions she’s done?! Something else went on there and it wasn’t poo stops. She either had to walk. Or she pretended to go to the toilet so not o lose face in front of her Holly.
I’ll be watching kels training after Xmas with interest as when the most of us will be kicking off our training for spring marathons on fresh legs. She’ll have done three in quick succession. There’s no way it won’t have taken its toll.
I won’t be comparing my training to hers that’s for sure and I’m also throwing the gauntlet down now that I might be a crusty troll but I bet I’ll do mine a lot more successfully .
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Chip time was 3:56:53. For an ENORMOUS, INCREDIBLE 14. Yes, one four, second PB.
Has she posted her official time anywhere anyone ?!
 
Hols has posted a reel. Kels does not look well at the end and is receiving medical attention in a medical tent . She looks dreadful . She did not have an easy run. Tell me otherwise watching that reel.
Holly 100 percent knows what she’s going posting certain things 😎🤣 . She’s no friend of Kelly 🤣. I even think Holly might be one of us 🤣
 

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Wowser. So not only does she go away the weekend of one of her kid’s shows and also almost misses the birthday of another, she puts herself through so much physically that she’s at real risk of long term harm?

She has 4 little people depending on her. I know mums and dads need their own lives and hobbies, but there must come a time when she thinks (probably when she’s throwing up after another downhill 5k or being cared for in a medical tent 100s of miles from family) that all this needs to stop. If she was kept overnight or even longer in Pisa, what would be the logistical and psychological consequences for her children?

She’s either thicker or more selfish than we ever imagined.
 
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