Welsh Runner and Kelloggs on the Run #17 Threshy Seshy Splashy Crashy

[runningbutnotinfluencing]

Does massaging your own partner while he records it on Strava count as paid employment?! Maybe it was a volunteer role as her way of giving back to the run community...

KR Sports Massage

KR Sports Massage. 340 likes. Mobile sports massage covering the Forest of Dean and Wye Valley

www.facebook.com

Aug 26 2019 - Oct 17 2019

Her iron man training lasted longer than this graft

 

[Lemming312]

KR Sports Massage

KR Sports Massage. 340 likes. Mobile sports massage covering the Forest of Dean and Wye Valley

www.facebook.com

Aug 26 2019 - Oct 17 2019

Her iron man training lasted longer than this graft

I wonder if she wasn't very good and the clinic asked her to leave

 

[Neilme]

I wonder if she wasn't very good and the clinic asked her to leave

She just didn't WANT IT enough

 

[lurkingforlikes]

I bet tits is so relieved that Valencia is probably off. Would be a different story if the calf wasn’t injured

 

[instaclowns]

I wonder if she wasn't very good and the clinic asked her to leave

Give it time, we'll see a cringe 'throwback Thursday' post later today to say randomly why she doesn't do it anymore because it's been posted here

 

[EverthingGlitters]

Is this man actually for real?????
Going on about his heat adaptation training!

I have never in my life known anything like it!

 

[eyethinkyousuck]

He could get 3-5% improvement by not training like a colossal bellend, doing strength work and treating his injuries.

 

[hollyhocks]

He will try anything except training sensibly.

 

[Humblebrag]

Is this man actually for real?????
Going on about his heat adaptation training!

I have never in my life known anything like it!

He takes the term "bellend" to new and impossible heights

 

[Lemming312]

What's he actually doing? Standing in his garage with a hoodie and a padded jacket?

 

[Neilme]

Now we know where tits has been..homeless in an alleyway getting head from strangers

 

[zetta buttons]

What's he actually doing? Standing in his garage with a hoodie and a padded jacket?

Cycling.

Omg. He’s such a moron. Injured. Won’t recover and do the stuff to get fixed yet sweating his tits off to increase his “hemoglobin mass”. Disordered personified.

 

[cambridge112211]

I can smell that coat from here

 

[Camperfan]

Honestly, all his followers must only be there for the shits and giggles, I cannot see how anyone can take this crap seriously. Has he become a parody account of what not to do?!
Kelly's massage Facebook posts "limited spots available"... the phrase she now uses to flog her training spots... As if it's limited, only limited to the hopefully diminishing number of people stupid enough to sign up.

 

[zetta buttons]

She’s been mentioned on a podcast. But this post. Can she get any more insufferable? JFC. You ran a marathon in a certain time. I feel like I’ve entered the red room where people are being praised just for getting through each day now.

 

[punter]

I feel like I’ve entered the red room where people are being praised just for getting through each day now.

what you don’t come home every day to look in the mirror and tell yourself you absolutely smashed it again? maybe this is where we are all going wrong…

 

[zetta buttons]

Oh, and stop with the food is fuel rhetoric. It’s disordered. Food is good. Food is good. If you go down the road of only eating food to fuel you (essentially to counteract the calories burned ) then you are going down a very dangerous and sad road.

 

[Fraggle Rock]

Kels really is in her insufferable era

 

[zetta buttons]

Food is food. Not food is good . Ffs.

 

[eyethinkyousuck]

Food is food. Not food is good . Ffs.

Food is most definitely good though. I bloody love food. I’m currently at the gym trying to decide what to make for dinner.